to go to bed earlier the next night. I never follow through with that promise.

7/21/2009 10:30:24 PM

STORY OF MY LIFE

7/21/2009 10:31:03 PM

I don't make that promise

7/21/2009 10:32:23 PM

Yeah, I agree with this thread.

Was gonna go to bed early tonight. Like, I was gonna go to sleep NOW. Turns out that's not going to happen. I really needed to get some laundry done. The laundry units here are in the hall, so I gotta wait for my shit to dry (and one load is still wet). Sigh...

7/21/2009 10:32:36 PM

me too

7/21/2009 10:32:45 PM

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"Was gonna go to bed early tonight. Like, I was gonna go to sleep NOW. Turns out that's not going to happen. I really needed to get some laundry done. The laundry units here are in the hall, so I gotta wait for my shit to dry (and one load is still wet). Sigh..."

motherfucking dot.

waiting for the washer to stop before i load the laundry right now. I'll still have to run it through a 2nd cycle first thing in the morning before i shower so the clothes aren't damp.

7/21/2009 10:34:05 PM

I will NOT rape today

7/21/2009 10:34:29 PM

This promise goes great with the other one I've made every night for the past two weeks.

I will go for a 45 minute jog instead of hitting snooze 9 times.

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 10:39 PM. Reason : ]

7/21/2009 10:38:53 PM

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 10:59 PM. Reason : .]

7/21/2009 10:58:34 PM

story of my life

7/21/2009 11:03:55 PM

haha, made the promise again this morning, then remembered i made this thread last night and face-palmed.

7/22/2009 9:03:53 AM

maybe you should start setting your goals lower so you'll have a higher success rate

for example: I promise myself that I will breath at least 100 times today.

7/22/2009 9:08:42 AM

i promise i will do at least one productive thing at work today. that is my usual promise every morning

7/22/2009 9:23:02 AM

10:30: Me: Baby I gotta go to bed.
Her: k

10:45: Me: Baby for real...I gotta go to bed.
Her: k

11:15: Me: Baby...Get out my house I'm going to bed.
Her: OMG YOU DON'T LUB ME. LET'S ARGUE FOR THE NEXT HOUR.
Me: No argue. Just go home. Come back tomorrow. I'm going to sleep.

12:00: ::can't sleep:: (carlface )

7/22/2009 9:45:26 AM

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"STORY OF MY LIFE"

^ why are you kicking your woman out to go to bed? Get some sleep together!

7/22/2009 9:59:53 AM

STORY OF MY LIFE

7/22/2009 10:01:43 AM

I can't sleep with a women in my bed

I'm like Liu Kang when I sleep

7/22/2009 10:03:58 AM

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"^ why are you kicking your woman out to go to bed? Get some sleep together!"

It's up to her if she is going to stay or go. Sometimes she does, sometimes she doesn't. She has a home of her own and a dog that has to be taken care of though.

Quote :

"I can't sleep with a women in my bed I'm like Liu Kang when I sleep"

Me too. I picked up a Cali King from Ethan Allen last year that gives me plenty of room to destroy ninjas and shit without waking her up. Punches to my girlfriend's face are down 900% this year. Great success!

[Edited on July 22, 2009 at 10:14 AM. Reason : l]

7/22/2009 10:13:12 AM

RLS?

and that stands for restless leg syndrome not "4rls?"

7/22/2009 10:14:56 AM

every now and then my legs (mostly quads and calfs) will have that tingling sensation and feel energetic while i'm trying to fall asleep, usually after a long days work. but that's different than RLS, though.

it's funny, i've slept in the exact same position my entire life. even baby pictures show me sleeping the same way.

7/22/2009 10:41:20 AM