and the bitch is claiming to be preggers. wtf? this is getting ridiculous

7/22/2009 7:47:03 AM

Perhaps you forgot the "pray" part of the pull-n-pray method. FAIL

7/22/2009 7:48:30 AM

i thought it was pull and prey

7/22/2009 8:10:48 AM

i thought it was spray and pray

7/22/2009 8:12:07 AM

precum

7/22/2009 8:15:12 AM

coitus interruptus

7/22/2009 8:16:10 AM

sucks. I know i pulled out last weekend, and i'm about 95% sure I timed that shit right.

but 5% of me feels like it may come back and haunt me in a few years. Nehhhh

7/22/2009 8:19:29 AM

she just wants my multi-moneyz. there is no way she could detect it within two days. or is there????????????????

7/22/2009 8:21:06 AM

ITS A TRAP

7/22/2009 8:26:17 AM

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"i thought it was spray and pray"

nah, you're thinking of counter-strike.

7/22/2009 9:30:43 AM

**** NERD ALERT ****

sike, i love counter-strike

7/22/2009 9:32:36 AM

what girl isnt on the pill at this point in her life?

7/22/2009 9:32:52 AM

man i'm so glad i never had to bother with pulling out

it's so anti-climactic

7/22/2009 9:34:24 AM

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"what girl isnt on the pill at this point in her life?"

me for one.

and http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/21/health/21cond.html

[Edited on July 22, 2009 at 9:36 AM. Reason : ]

7/22/2009 9:35:21 AM

mu-ha-ha-ha

7/22/2009 9:35:35 AM

Quote :

"nah, you're thinking of counter-strike."

nah, i'm thinking about how your mom prays that i'll give her a spraying

7/22/2009 9:36:43 AM

its not a good parody when you change like 3 words

7/22/2009 9:43:08 AM

that sentence should have begun with "in my opinion"

7/22/2009 9:51:51 AM

The most alarming thing from that entire article was that condoms are a 17% failure rate when considering typical use.

enjoyable bits

Quote :

"One woman, said she used no birth control, adding: “Sometimes we use condoms. But for the most part just the withdrawal method. Which I know is, like, the worst thing.” "

Quote :

"“well-intentioned young men can get it wrong, or somebody can just not do it after they said they would.” "

7/22/2009 10:04:35 AM

hmmm...one of the few times I didn't pull out...got burned! You know, dat feelin' sometimes be so damn good, you ain't carin' 'bout the splurfin' all ova dem titties.

Thankfully God put the fire out. Now I always wear my jimmy hats.

7/22/2009 10:09:04 AM

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"that sentence should have begun with "in my opinion" "

it could have. but it didnt

7/22/2009 10:09:50 AM

Quote :

"Thankfully God put the fire out"

damn, thats kinda fucked up

7/22/2009 10:11:05 AM

Dat be called miscarriage, yo. Surrrrisly.

I shitted all in my pants for a month prior. And no gut punching involved.

7/22/2009 10:12:20 AM

pull-n-spay AMIRITE?

7/22/2009 10:13:09 AM

I prefer to pull out, with no consideration to pregnancy or STD risk

Its 10 times better than firing inside

7/22/2009 10:14:32 AM

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"Its 10 times better than firing inside"

bullshit

7/22/2009 10:18:37 AM

depends on dem titties

7/22/2009 10:19:41 AM

bullshit your bullshit

Okay I bust inside, make some faggy grunts, then lay back while she runs to the bathroom to douche

OR

I bust on face/tits/torso, make some power Master P grunts, then lay back while she looks like a glazed donut


HMMM TOUGH ONE

7/22/2009 10:20:42 AM

i guess degrading the chick I am fucking just doesn't turn me on

7/22/2009 10:22:36 AM

Its like hitting in a batting cage vs hitting on an open field

I like to see the natural arc of my shots

7/22/2009 10:24:14 AM

lucky girl

7/22/2009 10:24:45 AM

not to say they all share my enthusiasm

7/22/2009 10:25:52 AM

woman get pregnant all the time from the pull out. What an idiot.

7/22/2009 10:28:44 AM

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"I bust on face/tits/torso, make some power Master P grunts, then lay back while she looks like a glazed donut"

i like the way this guy thinks!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jykg9jDI6T8

7/22/2009 10:29:08 AM

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"woman get pregnant all the time from the pull out. What an idiot."

I can attest to this, even though this is just a parody thread

7/22/2009 10:29:59 AM

Quote :

"Its like hitting in a batting cage vs hitting on an open field I like to see the natural arc of my shots"

HAHAHAHAHA. taking this to the quote bank

7/22/2009 10:30:57 AM

Quote :

"GLAZED DONUT"

7/22/2009 11:07:39 AM

Pray and spray is only 80% effective but 110% awesome

7/22/2009 11:15:48 AM

Some people don't aim, they just spray willy nilly

I'm a sniper tho

7/22/2009 11:18:41 AM

Quote :

"woman get pregnant all the time from the pull out. What an idiot."

you must be talking about the ones who "pull out"

7/22/2009 11:20:23 AM

I shot a girl in the back of the head once. She was on top, I pulled out to put it on her ass and couldn't find the shit. So we looked for it and when she turned around, I died laughing.

7/22/2009 11:21:03 AM

there's nothing like pulling out and surprising her with a shot to the face from all the way down at her hips. she thinks it's going on her stomach, or maybe tits at best, and BOOM right in the eye

7/22/2009 11:21:39 AM

the best is when they clearly tell you not in the face beforehand

and you're going mish and you pull and completely overshoot the stomach and boobs all over her grill

she gets furious, and you just raise your hands like jordan after that sixth 3

7/22/2009 11:22:29 AM

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"i guess degrading the chick I am fucking just doesn't turn me on"

how is that degrading?

7/22/2009 11:23:51 AM

^ That's some pussy talk right there

[Edited on July 22, 2009 at 11:24 AM. Reason : in that quote]

7/22/2009 11:24:24 AM

^^^hahahahahahahaha

so true

it's always "don't get any in my hair or makeup. i have to go to some place blah blah blah"

[Edited on July 22, 2009 at 11:24 AM. Reason : dasf]

7/22/2009 11:24:25 AM

That's why you don't forget to bring a towel!

7/22/2009 11:25:11 AM

Quote :

"how is that degrading?"

ask some girls if they think it is degrading to have jizz on their face

7/22/2009 11:31:43 AM

no thats why do dont tell me where to put it. if i cant put it in your guts, you are getting a necklace or a facial

[Edited on July 22, 2009 at 11:44 AM. Reason : lol]

7/22/2009 11:31:51 AM

>>>

7/22/2009 11:32:31 AM