List em here - I'll start:

The difference between a hard drive and a tower


and Hawaii, although sometimes on the map next to Alaska, is not actually next to Alaska (yes, I've heard this)

7/27/2009 5:24:18 PM

things mentioned in this thread:

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7/27/2009 5:29:02 PM

vanity plates that reference the car itself are rarely okay.

7/27/2009 5:29:08 PM

when you are moving files through the internet from your computer to someone else's website/computer/whatever, you are UPLOADING files, not downloading.

calories are units of energy, not a thing you can see in a microscope. to lose weight, calories expended must be greater than what you are consuming, regardless of what you eat. this is very commonly misunderstood.

you're supposed to keep right, use turn signals, and use headlights in the rain.

7/27/2009 5:31:42 PM

a hen lays eggs even if a rooster is not present

7/27/2009 5:33:32 PM

schroedinger's cat is not really both alive and dead at the same time. the whole point of that scenario is to show how ridiculous it is.

7/27/2009 5:35:36 PM

basic measurement conversions

7/27/2009 5:38:29 PM

that running only your parking lights while under way is illegal in NC and that not turning the headlights on does not "save your battery" (assuming your alternator is functioning properly)

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 5:41 PM. Reason : nnn]

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 5:41 PM. Reason : clearer]

7/27/2009 5:41:17 PM

the difference between a cold and a flu

7/27/2009 5:42:13 PM

when people report cock lenght by jabbing the ruler into their pubic fat to make it seem longer

7/27/2009 5:43:22 PM

dont judge me

7/27/2009 5:44:32 PM

^^ cock size insecurity is just something that black men will never understand, i suppose.

7/27/2009 5:47:23 PM

^^wow that's news to me (driving with only parking lights being illegal)

when stopped at a red light in the right-hand lane, pull up far enough/to the left enough to where right-turning cars can squeeze by behind you. Sure you might get the car that wants to also go straight, effectively nullifying your idea, but it was a good idea nonetheless.

7/27/2009 5:50:23 PM

Even if you are from North Carolina, you are not obligated to drive directly into the ditch when it starts raining.

7/27/2009 5:52:28 PM

the definition of irony

7/27/2009 5:53:49 PM

When people say "I bought this offline"

...no you didn't you bought this ONline...because if you bought it offline I doubt your order went through

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 5:56 PM. Reason : .]

7/27/2009 5:55:56 PM

how to cook

7/27/2009 5:56:54 PM

how to give a proper handjob....whether you're a guy or a girl...it WILL cum in handy.


SEE WUT I DID THER

7/27/2009 6:01:09 PM

when Miranda applies

7/27/2009 6:02:56 PM

left-handed people hate living in a right-handed world

7/27/2009 6:03:40 PM

that chuck norris is both man and machine.

7/27/2009 6:04:52 PM

that they may exercise their right to jury nullification

7/27/2009 6:04:57 PM

HOW TO DRIVE.

7/27/2009 6:05:40 PM

loled at ThePeter's post

http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?id=2721458&gv=2#/group.php?gid=2310754753

7/27/2009 6:05:52 PM

a yam and a sweet potato are two different things - one is a monocot root and the other a dicot stem

but both are delicious

7/27/2009 6:09:22 PM

Quote :

"when stopped at a red light in the right-hand lane, pull up far enough/to the left enough to where right-turning cars can squeeze by behind you. Sure you might get the car that wants to also go straight, effectively nullifying your idea, but it was a good idea nonetheless."

i think the person that post that ^ thing that people should know but a lot of them dont should know that the car trying to turn right when a car ahead of them is stopped at the light can get a ticket for doing so, improper passing on the right/ or improper use of lane

and there for his advice should be taken out of this thread because it is not true.

7/27/2009 6:24:17 PM

the president cannot declare war or set taxes; these are acts of congress.


pro-choice is not synonymous with pro-abortion
^ there for =/= therefore

7/27/2009 6:25:08 PM

there are at least 6 black men on us coins

7/27/2009 6:36:26 PM

More for the women:

That drinking alcohol the night before can make some men more horny than normal when they wake up in the morning.

7/27/2009 8:24:54 PM

dudes are horny after a night of drinking cause the dook is pushing on their prostate

7/27/2009 8:33:40 PM

If you are from New Jersey you are not obligated to drive directly into the ditch when it starts snowing.

Pro-Choice is the same as Pro-Abortion

Agnostics are in fact religious fanatics

If you are currently in college your opinion is shit

7/27/2009 8:35:43 PM

no drug can prevent AIDS or STDs

UNC is overrated

Planes can take off of treadmills

7/27/2009 8:40:52 PM

Quote :

"the president cannot declare war"

this is "officially" correct, but the president can deploy troops into what most reasonable people would classify as a "war"

see: vietnam

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 8:41 PM. Reason : along with korea, desert storm, iraq etc etc etc]

7/27/2009 8:40:55 PM

Pro-Choice is not the same as Pro-Abortion


get it right

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 8:41 PM. Reason : ^that is, the congress can grant the president "broad military powers" see: vietnam]

7/27/2009 8:40:57 PM

pro life is def anti abortion though

7/27/2009 8:41:48 PM

That 1985 has only made one successful thread ever, and this is it

7/27/2009 8:42:51 PM

Quote :

"there are at least 6 black men on us coins"

Do you mean like after you drop said US coin?

7/27/2009 8:45:06 PM

nope, that would prolly be more like at least a dozen


george washington carver, booker t washington, duke ellington, crispus attucks, jackie robinson & york are the six

nice try, though

7/27/2009 8:47:07 PM

If you see two black people breaking into a house don't call the cops, the house is probably theirs

7/27/2009 8:49:21 PM

Quote :

"calories are units of energy, not a thing you can see in a microscope. to lose weight, calories expended must be greater than what you are consuming, regardless of what you eat. this is very commonly misunderstood."

Technically calories are units of heat, but most people can't understand calories aren't mass, so whatevs. Also, heat is energy, so I guess it's okay.


OP: How to find their own ass with two hands and a flashlight.

7/27/2009 8:50:07 PM

Quote :

"george washington carver, booker t washington, duke ellington, crispus attucks, jackie robinson & york are the six"

Sure enough. I just checked the change in my pocket... I had like 3 of those.

7/27/2009 8:57:01 PM

rediculous ridiculous. Jesus, people.

Also:

-How to change a tire
-How to change your oil
-How to talk to mechanics
-Multifunction media remotes are your friend
-Pissing off your waiter/waitress is NEVER a good ides
-Having a pathetic comprehension of math is not an excuse for lousy tipping
-Roaches will not survive a nuclear holocaust
-People in the military appreciate being appreciated
-Just because you have the right to speak freely doesn't always mean you should
-Brand names matter when buying cookware, scuba gear, toilet paper, mattresses, tools, kitchen appliances, and laundry machinery

7/27/2009 8:59:07 PM

Quote :

"-Roaches will not survive a nuclear holocaust"

WRONG

7/27/2009 9:00:55 PM

^ prove me wrong

7/27/2009 9:01:24 PM

^prove it right

yswidt

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 9:02 PM. Reason : h]

7/27/2009 9:02:09 PM

Quote :

"Sure enough. I just checked the change in my pocket... I had like 3 of those."

you keep uncirculating coins in your pocket?

7/27/2009 9:06:40 PM

sun rises in the east and sets in the west

7/27/2009 9:07:30 PM

^^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-6cIy_s8pQ

Follow-up info:

Would need to look up the potential radiation output for today's nuclear weapons. I did minimal searching.

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 9:12 PM. Reason : ^]

7/27/2009 9:11:52 PM

^ thye have never been wrong and out of the 300000000000000000000 cockroaches alive not a single one alive would survive right?

7/27/2009 9:12:39 PM

Theoretically, given the proper exposure to significant radiation levels, all cockroaches would die.

7/27/2009 9:14:38 PM