http://dvice.com/archives/2009/08/roadside-dope-t.php Look out all you stoners and dopers, because the cops could soon wield a handheld device that detects your favorite controlled substance. Spit into this little plastic test tube, and you're busted — any cocaine, heroin, cannabis, amphetamines, and methamphetamine you might be partying with is no longer a secret.Phillips, a company that makes TVs and all kinds of other techno-stuff, created this sophisticated dope-a-lysing device using nanotechnology, with a clever use of electromagnets and nanoparticles that can separate the sober from the impaired. After 90 seconds, the verdict shows up on a color-coded readout.Philips hopes to roll out this privacy-invading drug tester in Europe by the end of the year, perhaps destined to become the next tool in the loathsome War on Drugs in the United States. My suggestion to Phillips: Create a gizmo that detects texting while driving.
8/5/2009 2:16:08 PM
so we pretty much have a year lol
8/5/2009 2:21:19 PM
loathsome War on Drugs
8/5/2009 2:22:23 PM
I hope every cop in America has one of these by the end of 2010.And a taser, all cops need tasers.
8/5/2009 2:23:38 PM
If it is enforced correctly, which it won't be, I see no problem with it.Driving under the influence isn't safe no matter what the substance.
8/5/2009 2:24:39 PM
i believe i will get upset about this and rant online about it.surely that will make a difference.^ exactly...do whatever you want to at home, but driving while impaired is dumb and dangerous[Edited on August 5, 2009 at 2:25 PM. Reason : .]
8/5/2009 2:25:02 PM
my concern is how does it accurately determine if you're still under the influence or not, rather than if you have smoked recently or not.i imagine this becoming a major point of contention in the overall effectiveness of product.however that would have been one hell of an R&D team to be on.
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8/5/2009 2:27:27 PM
^^ it does say this:Phillips, a company that makes TVs and all kinds of other techno-stuff, created this sophisticated dope-a-lysing device using nanotechnology, with a clever use of electromagnets and nanoparticles that can separate the sober from the impaired.Which is why I figured it had that ability... but I know nothing of the technology except from what was in the write up.[Edited on August 5, 2009 at 2:28 PM. Reason : x]
8/5/2009 2:27:53 PM
It's just weed...
8/5/2009 2:30:14 PM
my theory is they want you at home stoned watching their tvs instead of out an about driving.
8/5/2009 2:30:21 PM
^hahahahaha great theory
8/5/2009 2:31:32 PM
we should legalize all drugs.
8/5/2009 2:36:04 PM
^
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8/5/2009 2:37:11 PM
^What does that have to do with being a "winner"?Furthermore, I know hundreds of people who could cite similar experiences. There is absolutely nothing dangerous about driving stoned. (Unless, as I said, you are tired or inexperience with being stoned.)[Edited on August 5, 2009 at 2:39 PM. Reason : ]
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8/5/2009 2:37:48 PM
what a waste of money
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8/5/2009 2:46:47 PM
this won't make the roads anymore "safer"it just guarantees you'll be harassed even more by johnny law
8/5/2009 2:50:57 PM
While I agree that I don't want to see a huge pothead passed out on their steering wheel in front of a stop light blocking traffic, weed does not impair your ability to drive normally. If you were to do a simple double-blind study that takes a completely sober person and a stoned person, and make them drive the same stretch of road, I hypothesize that the stoner will be the safer driver out of the two. Again, from a public safety standpoint, people shouldn't drive high. From a scientific standpoint, I doubt you can prove that weed makes people impaired drivers by definition.
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8/5/2009 2:56:57 PM
i drive much worse blazed than buzzed.idk.
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8/5/2009 3:00:13 PM
A RAID ON MY ILLEGAL DRUGS?????????????
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8/5/2009 3:04:07 PM
Nah, Phillips will make a fortune off of this if even one country or state adopts it. Waste of taxpayer money if that happens? Yeah...
8/5/2009 3:04:11 PM
http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/misc/driving/driving.htm
8/5/2009 3:04:46 PM
8/5/2009 3:06:59 PM
hold up. there are research studies where i can get blazed and drive a car?
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8/5/2009 3:08:50 PM
what does time alteration have to do with anything?[Edited on August 5, 2009 at 3:09 PM. Reason : ^they sure as fuck didn't have that when i took PSY101]
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8/5/2009 3:09:26 PM
^^ smoking weed will alter the space-time continuum... didn't you hear?(yes, I love b2thefuture)
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8/5/2009 3:18:05 PM
The one pro would be that for any major reformation of marijuana laws to take place, I think the government would at least have to have an effective method of testing people under the influence They would then treat it similarly to a DUI (though it's obviously not as dangerous), but I don't foresee any real changes in legislation without having at least the ability to test for those under the influence while driving.Would not be a bad trade off for the ability to partake in the privacy of one's own home
8/5/2009 3:18:17 PM
for someone who smokes as much as Willy Nilly claims to, he always comes off as pretty uptight to me...
8/5/2009 3:28:52 PM