I've been told this works.

8/7/2009 4:53:27 PM

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8/7/2009 4:53:55 PM

you have many options of what to fill it with.

8/7/2009 4:54:00 PM

Premium pussy. It works!

8/7/2009 4:54:22 PM

^^and I totally would like to fill it with all your boys' penises

^exactly....see

[Edited on August 7, 2009 at 4:55 PM. Reason : ]

8/7/2009 4:54:52 PM

I'm waiting for the pm storm to begin for you.

8/7/2009 4:55:30 PM

8/7/2009 4:56:12 PM

^^Well I too...though I've also been told it will be filled with a bunch of smiley faces

^well now that's something new to put in there....

[Edited on August 7, 2009 at 4:57 PM. Reason : ]

8/7/2009 4:56:21 PM

premium is too often an abused word

8/7/2009 4:56:46 PM

weakest, most obvious attention whoring attempt ever

8/7/2009 4:56:55 PM

weakest, most oblivious attempt at calling out an attention whoring attempt ever

8/7/2009 4:57:53 PM

OMG CAN I FUCK IT?

8/7/2009 4:59:02 PM

I, too, .... wait, nevermind.

8/7/2009 4:59:05 PM

Quote :

"I Have a Vagina"

prove it.
(lol... I actually used this line on a girl at summer camp in like 6th grade... and it worked!)

8/7/2009 5:02:08 PM

Tits or GTFO

8/7/2009 5:05:36 PM

How often do you get laid, M2C?

8/7/2009 5:05:42 PM

I'll prove I have a vagina right now.....Why are guys such assholes? He told me he'd call and then he didn't I wonder where he is? I bet he's out with the whore! Whatever, he'll realize soon enough that he had the best woman in his life and he let it go for some dumb slut that fucks everything.

^not nearly enough

[Edited on August 7, 2009 at 5:08 PM. Reason : ]

8/7/2009 5:07:47 PM

wut

8/7/2009 5:13:29 PM

^^ That just proves that you're neurotic.

8/7/2009 5:17:12 PM

oh. Well I thought it was only us girls that thought that shit. TMYK.

My driving is something that would suggest I am a male though.....women (most) can't drive for shit.

8/7/2009 5:18:57 PM

can i be first
and second
and third
etc

8/7/2009 5:30:16 PM

Are you still in the same apartment? The one that had all the bees in the parking deck that one time?

8/7/2009 5:33:30 PM

^^yes sir you may

^yup...why? you wanna come over?

8/7/2009 6:10:55 PM

hai, i'm here for the gang bang. am i too late?

8/7/2009 6:13:37 PM

nope...just gettin started....but I need a head count.......

8/7/2009 7:06:16 PM

Quote :

"hai, i'm here for the gang bang. am i too late?"

8/7/2009 7:08:40 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEOeQZmnAo

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/7/2009 7:11:15 PM

^^^i see what you did there

8/7/2009 7:12:20 PM

8/7/2009 7:14:06 PM

Quote :

"yup...why? you wanna come over?"

If I ever come to LA, I would love to visit you. We could have a double date!

8/7/2009 7:18:59 PM

as long as you don't mind the papparazi following us everywhere.....it can be a REAL drag

8/7/2009 7:20:30 PM

Quote :

"I've been told this works."

this is the weakest boast ever since the minimum requirement for it "working" is that it get somewhat damp, and even that being missing can be worked around

8/7/2009 7:21:20 PM

Quote :

"as long as you don't mind the papparazi following us everywhere.....it can be a REAL drag "

Back when I was funny, I dreamed of being followed by paparazzi (assuming I got my big break).

8/7/2009 7:24:49 PM

no joke...but I seriously just had de ja vu.....omg

8/7/2009 7:25:52 PM