Toilet reading is why I subscribe to National Geographic.

8/10/2009 1:13:30 PM

No.

Crossword Puzzles.

8/10/2009 1:14:17 PM

no.

surfing TWW.

8/10/2009 1:14:52 PM

ive never understood the desire to remain on a toilet seat for more than the duration of a turd extrusion

8/10/2009 1:15:33 PM

I just pictured ambrosia on the toilet and it killed my R.O.B.

thanks ambrosia !!

8/10/2009 1:15:58 PM

i am never on the toilet more than a minute. i go in there, do the business, and leave. i don't see how people spend 20 to 30 minutes marinating on the toilet.

8/10/2009 1:16:37 PM

i have a stack of Popular Science and Family Handyman next to the turlet

8/10/2009 1:16:42 PM

because there's probably a woman waiting to fuss at us when we get out

8/10/2009 1:17:09 PM

Yes.
Wakeboarding Magazine, Wired, and Car & Driver rarely make it out of my restroom unless they're on the way to the recycle bin.

8/10/2009 1:17:38 PM

marinating lol

8/10/2009 1:18:02 PM

i seriously will never understand anyone's desire to hang out in the bathroom. get in...get out!

8/10/2009 1:18:08 PM

Internet Phone

8/10/2009 1:23:11 PM

i had my general contractors exam this morning and did a pre test poop/review. it was pretty sweet

8/10/2009 1:24:32 PM

I have an ethernet jack and ipod hookup built in to my toilet paper roll holder.

8/10/2009 1:25:27 PM

betus.com just sent out a 100 page NFL and NCAA preview, still making my way through that.

8/10/2009 1:26:42 PM

yes...even if i'm reading the instructions/warning label on the air freshener bottle.

[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 1:27 PM. Reason : ]

8/10/2009 1:26:50 PM

I've read all about toxic shock syndrome a couple times

8/10/2009 1:29:21 PM

only at work

8/10/2009 1:32:36 PM

i sure do

15 minutes every morning on the company's dime...get a chapter or two out of the way

it's nice and the highlight of my day (which is both awesome and sad at the same time)

8/10/2009 1:48:59 PM

i play guitar on the toilet

strum, strum, plop, plop, strum

8/10/2009 1:55:39 PM

Quote :

"I've read all about toxic shock syndrome a couple times"

8/10/2009 1:57:02 PM

this is the only time i read my game informer mags

8/10/2009 2:01:32 PM

Quote :

"yes...even if i'm reading the instructions/warning label on the air freshener bottle."

or soap or toothpaste or whatever else is within reach

8/10/2009 2:10:07 PM

i am rarely on the toilet long enough to read anything of substance.

8/10/2009 2:13:50 PM

yup. easiest form of multitasking

8/10/2009 2:24:43 PM

never been a toilet-reading man

8/10/2009 2:25:32 PM

squat and surf on the g1

8/10/2009 2:33:08 PM

iphone

8/10/2009 2:33:51 PM

yeah or ipod, but only until finished with the business at hand

8/10/2009 2:37:06 PM

Yes.

Usually Field and Stream or the Economist.


No one ever wants to borrow my magazines

8/10/2009 2:58:57 PM

Generally GQ, though right now I have a Road & Track and Popular Mechanics on the tank.

The problem is that if I close the bathroom door my dog sits outside and whimpers. If I open it he comes in and stares at me from like a foot away, pushing magazines out of the way if there's one between us.

On Friday he turned around and sat in my lap while I was dropping anchor. It was really weird but I was laughing pretty hard the whole time.

8/10/2009 3:37:06 PM

i'll post her since i'm on the toilet

8/10/2009 4:35:53 PM

i usually drink lots of alcohol every day which makes my shits less than desirable, so i'm required by law to sit there for an extra 10-15 minutes or so to make sure everything is done...this is an extra 10-15 minutes btw, after the normal courtesy flushes and preemptive wipes of brown shit water that splash up when you have alcoholic shits...they also burn

8/10/2009 4:38:06 PM

i've read entire two part mailbags from Bill Simmons in the bathroom before...mostly at work

8/10/2009 4:39:19 PM

im on the lap tap taking a shit right now. you busch leaguers and your mags. haha

8/10/2009 4:42:51 PM

work
I'm usually poking around on the internet on my phone...

some might consider that reading.




home
If no one is around to see my dirty secret, I'll unplug the laptop and take a shit with that sitting on my legs. Again, poking around on the internet...

some might consider that reading

8/10/2009 4:43:15 PM

Well at work I just play epic matches of brick breaker while dumping out.

8/10/2009 4:46:58 PM

sometimes i go to the bathroom even when i don't think I have to just to enjoy my magazines.

8/10/2009 4:47:39 PM

i'm reading this thread on the toilet right now

[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 4:48 PM. Reason : i'm doing emce's home version right now]

8/10/2009 4:47:59 PM

The problem for me with reading on the toilet is that, when its a good book, I forget where I'm at and my legs fall asleep.

8/10/2009 4:51:23 PM

Quote :

"ive never understood the desire to remain on a toilet seat for more than the duration of a turd extrusion "

8/10/2009 4:54:38 PM

No, you'll get hemorrhoids if you do it too much.

8/10/2009 4:55:09 PM

Quote :

"I'll unplug the laptop and take a shit with that sitting on my legs. Again, poking around on the internet..."

you need a sturdy cardboard box, somewhere from 12" - 18" high, to act as a table...just make sure you balance your laptop correctly!

Quote :

"Well at work I just play epic matches of brick breaker while dumping out."

I did until I upgraded from a 7100 to an 8150...I went from getting 5-digit scores on the regular with my scrollwheel, to rarely breaking 5,000 points with the trackball

8/10/2009 4:55:56 PM

I had assumed sudoku had been invented to keep people occupied while on the toilet, that's what I do.

8/10/2009 4:59:57 PM

i just dont get it, what are you people eating?

8/10/2009 5:08:20 PM

the cool thing is, more and more women have a nasty case of the shits. due to the amount of the dieting crap and shit like that.

well i guess it isnt really that cool

8/10/2009 5:13:07 PM

no, I don't want hemorrhoids

8/10/2009 5:13:52 PM

it depends on how bad the shit is

sometimes I just have to get away from it

8/10/2009 5:20:23 PM

^ If only the toilet had some sort of built in function that would make the poop go away.

hmmmm......

8/12/2009 1:00:40 PM

i've never understood you ten-second-shitters. don't you take a minute to relax while you can?

8/12/2009 2:41:16 PM