have you no conscience? are you THAT bad of a driver? that big of a pussy? maybe you are illiterate and unable to transcribe a note?? those lines in parking lots - there for a reason my friend. we park IN BETWEEN them, yes we do. we do not park on other people's cars. remember the "hands to yourself rule?" well, please refrain from touching my goddamn car. in fact, don't even breathe in its direction.

my guess is that while i was slaving away for 9 hours at my 8.50/hour retail job, you were attempting to go to K and W to get something to eat. this means one thing: you are old. you shouldn't be living let alone driving. and you better be GLAD you didn't run into me (me, the actual me, not me as in my car - which by the way, you DID hit. i dunno if you heard or felt that - god knows what functional sensory organs you have left) in the parking lot. because your bones are brittle. and i have cat like reflexes.

either way, i hope karma finds you in the form of an ax murderer and goes dexter on your ass (the tinier the pieces, the better for me). you deserve only the best! say hi to the grandkids for me!

cheers,
khcadwal

hit and run drivers of tww: feel free to explain yourselves itt.

8/12/2009 7:35:50 PM

pics or it didnt happen

8/12/2009 7:36:23 PM

Quote :

"hit and run drivers of tww: feel free to explain yourselves itt."

It's typically so I don't have to pay insurance premiums or out of pocket costs. I do this all the time. Oh, and fuck you, it wasn't K&W, I went to Moes. Whore.

8/12/2009 7:37:34 PM

i once hit a BMW in the parking deck behind Reynolds Coliseum and i totally put that shit in reverse and left

i'm a horrible person

8/12/2009 7:38:00 PM

this is the 2nd time in 2 years it has happened to me

yayy insurance. oh WAIT - i still have to pay my deductible

8/12/2009 7:39:22 PM

pics or it didnt happen

8/12/2009 7:39:36 PM

if there are no witnesses, it didn't happen

8/12/2009 7:41:21 PM

Quote :

"It's typically so I don't have to pay insurance premiums or out of pocket costs. I do this all the time. Oh, and fuck you, it wasn't K&W, I went to Moes. Whore. "

well for being such a lazy motherfucker you parked far away from moe's!

good for you. exercising has wonderful health benefits.

(i have to park in the CV rite aid parking lot facing K&W).

^ oh and god and jesus (etc etc) know everything. enjoy hell

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 7:43 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2009 7:42:37 PM

Welcome to the way the world works

The rich get richer and the poor get fucked over and out

Keep your head up

8/12/2009 7:44:16 PM

How do you (or we) know you didn't hit something on your way to work?

8/12/2009 7:44:57 PM

whoa whoa whoa woman, don't take the shit out on me. I've never hit and run in my life. just illustrating the mentality involved in doing illegal things.

8/12/2009 7:45:55 PM

^^ well i probably would have noticed hitting something seeing as how 1/2 of my bumper is hanging off. i also MAY have noticed it dragging on the ground.

also theres some pretty sweet white paint marks on the front passenger side of my car that mysteriously appeared today!

^ haha. and i'm just telling you god sees you when you're sleeping. he knows when you're awake. oh wait, that is santa. nevermind, carry on!

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 7:47 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2009 7:46:56 PM

god hates all cars anyway...if you dont ride a horse you're going to burn in hell

8/12/2009 7:49:23 PM

summary of damage?

8/12/2009 7:49:47 PM

this i did not know. so what am i going to do get a horse? leave that in the parking lot? then i'll come out to discover someone has chopped off one of its legs!!!

8/12/2009 7:50:25 PM

probably a crazed fan after seeing your commercial on tv

8/12/2009 7:51:07 PM

that reminds me of that old riddle

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs at night?

A horse...it has 4 legs in the morning...in the afternoon you chop two of them off...at night you glue one back on

8/12/2009 7:51:16 PM

^^^^ just some paint and my bumper hanging off!

^^ lol. you are so right!

^ i don't really get the riddle.

8/12/2009 7:53:06 PM

I laughed out loud at twista's riddle.

8/12/2009 7:53:56 PM

I love K&W (and I'm not "old")

8/12/2009 7:54:04 PM

well the real answer is Man...he crawls as a baby, walks upright as an adult, and walks with a cane in the elder years

but I like the horse answer better

8/12/2009 7:54:14 PM

^^i do too

but the point is to bash old people and/or k and w caf. workers that likely ran into my car

^yea, the horse way is def better

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 7:55 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2009 7:54:41 PM

i've literally never been to k&w

8/12/2009 7:55:01 PM

this old dude who bangs this old lady in my apartment complex hit like 3 cars in my lot over the last couple years...then he got a new car like 2 months ago, and like 2 weeks later, his entire hood and radiator were all fucked up

8/12/2009 7:56:08 PM

sooooo...karma? haha

8/12/2009 7:59:53 PM

I once backed into a car while trying to get out of a parallel parking space, of course I wouldn't have hit it had I looked behind my spot before I got in the truck. The damn car was so low you couldn't even see the roof over the tailgate. I probably would have took off since it was parked literally less than 6 inches from my rear bumper, had the two people who owned the car not been walking towards it when I hit it. I felt bad looking at their fucked up grill/bumper but noticed the car was pretty shitty anyway, they started mumbling "no, no, no, it's fine, no problem, don't worry about it" I offered to call the popo to get a report so my insurance would pay for it but they started getting more emphatic about just leaving it so I just left.

Now what if I told you they were hispanic

hmmmmmmm....

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 8:05 PM. Reason : AND YES NOW I THINK IT'S FUCKING AMUSING AND NOT STEREOTYPICAL AT ALL, HUMAN!]

8/12/2009 8:02:21 PM

this is why cars aren't a good investment. they're going to get dented, especially in Raleigh parking lots.

Maybe you should park somewhere else--I worked at Village Deli and used to park in the parking deck beside Foster's--bigger spots, less likely you'll get run into?

Maybe the person was drunk and/or old and didn't notice. We can't assume they were intentionally being assholes

8/12/2009 8:04:05 PM

it is more than a dent!

i have to park in rite aid. they tow cars now in CV that aren't in the employers designated parking spots. maybe i could try that deck though, i don't know the rules! spots at rite aid are fairly big though, too. i just don't know.

but it is more than a dent. it isn't like they opened their car door into mine. my bumper is like ripped off i don't know how someone wouldn't notice that.

p.s. i think driving drunk IS intentionally being an asshole

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 8:10 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2009 8:05:51 PM

this thread will more likely cause people to hit and run in hopes that some poor sap comes whining on tww about it than it will to cause people to leave a note

8/12/2009 8:10:15 PM

maybe they're illegal mexicans.

get some zip ties to hold it on there.

8/12/2009 8:11:08 PM

^^ yes. yes i'm certain you are right. but how will we know if we are hitting a twwers car so that we can make sure to read about it later?

do you think it might also teach people to learn when people are "whining" for real or just joking around because something irritating happened to them?

^ i know that makes me kinda sad to think about. i feel especially bad when illegal mexicans get in wrecks that ARENT their fault because they still don't want to call the cops, etc

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 8:13 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2009 8:11:41 PM

i drunk drive

I never hit a motherfucker

but I'm special

I glide like a hawk

8/12/2009 8:12:06 PM

hey look, khcadwal sent out an evite to her pity party

8/12/2009 8:15:37 PM

and it looks like you received it!!! THANKS FOR THE RSVP!

and all this time i thought you were going to stand me up! but you DIDNT! instead you gave me all the attention i was craving. oh thank you thank you thank you!

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 8:17 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2009 8:16:16 PM

Quote :

" well for being such a lazy motherfucker you parked far away from moe's! good for you. exercising has wonderful health benefits. "

Look, I was going to use the "I already hit that, so you wanna go out" line but I chickened out, ok. I'm sorry.

8/12/2009 8:16:52 PM

i've had a car hit by a hit and runner. i've also had a motorcycle stolen...and a stereo stolen out of another vehicle.

8/12/2009 8:17:37 PM

^^ lol. i guess i forgive you

^ in the past 4 years my car has been: hit by a deer (ok fine i hit it but not MY fault), run over by a drunk driver in a parking lot, backed into in a parking lot while i was in it, and then hit today in a parking lot!

i think it might have a bullseye on it or something!

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 8:19 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2009 8:17:48 PM

i too will rsvp to said party

8/12/2009 8:18:00 PM

I had a retard hit my car on Chamberlain when he was trying to parallel park and I was still in my car. I would have told him to not worry about it if he hadn't then proceeded to peel out of there. Definitely called the cops on his ass

8/12/2009 8:21:35 PM

^^ awesome teh party is growing!! ok lets decide who is bringing what. lets make it a potluck / byob party. but you byob to share with the group. and one dish.

also omarbadu rsvped but i kind of want to uninvite him because he seems too serious for the group. is it rude to uninvite someone from a party?

^ yea luckily the people that backed into me last summer while i was in my car were really really nice about it and everything went smooth!

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 8:23 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2009 8:22:21 PM

Dear khcadwal,

I damaged your car, and I did it on purpose because I felt that you deserved it.

ROFL,
EMCE

8/12/2009 8:25:45 PM

Quote :

"^ i know that makes me kinda sad to think about. i feel especially bad when illegal mexicans get in wrecks that ARENT their fault because they still don't want to call the cops, etc "

Sad? WTF? What part of illegal is so hard for you to understand? Here illegally and driving illegally gets zero sympathy from me.

8/12/2009 8:26:21 PM

^^ better watch yo back you heard what kind of fury i unleash on the elderly

8/12/2009 8:30:27 PM

I'm offended

8/12/2009 8:32:08 PM

if someone could hit-and-run on the cars that park along the road in the blind curves of my neighborhood, that'd be swell

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 8:39 PM. Reason : i'm sorry about your car, however, since you were properly parked in a lot]

8/12/2009 8:38:53 PM

also today when i was driving this car was tailing everyone and weaving in and out of rush hour traffic (annoying) and when he went by my car (on his weave) he flicked me off!

i was so confused. i guess i was either a) going too slow (but hellloooo cars in front of me) or b) it was because of my obama sticker.

WHOOPS.

8/12/2009 8:42:30 PM

my bad, i didn't mean to but i was scared if i admitted to it you'd never bwn

8/12/2009 8:44:05 PM