in my room, i have a poster of two girls making out in lingerie, a life-size poster of a girl covering herself with her hand and a loofah while in the shower, and a girl in a bathing suit under the bed covers in my room, along with a completely appropriate poster of some scenic beach.


Girls: Does this offend you, is it a huge turn off?

Guys:

8/12/2009 11:43:53 PM

they'll probably think you're an alias who doesn't really have those posters hanging on your wall

8/12/2009 11:44:54 PM

i'm just zoning out everything until it gets to my section.

and as for my section. very nice pics bro. what is this thread about though?

8/12/2009 11:46:12 PM

what thread. All i see is pics

8/12/2009 11:47:44 PM

wondering how potential girlfriends might react to these posters once they see them.

on one hand, fuck them if they're intimidated by some pictures of girls i'll never even meet in my life. It's not like i'm getting cockblocked by that poster of beckham you got on your wall you dumb bitch.

but on the other hand, i can see how you might think my intentions may not be so innocent. But that really isn't the case. i just don't want to stare at another pulp fiction poster or be antagonized by john belusci drinking his mind away.

8/12/2009 11:50:26 PM

i bought this



for my ex bf

8/12/2009 11:52:27 PM

my guess is...

regardless of whether they're intimidated, most women will be offended and annoyed that you are stupid enough to leave up posters of semi-naked women for them to see.

8/12/2009 11:52:40 PM

Girls are naturally very insecure, and the posters will only make them be more so.

Which means it'll be easier to... woo them. So yes, they're probably slightly offensive, but keep them up because this can only help you.

^ only true for older, more mature women... we're talking about college girls here.

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 11:54 PM. Reason : ]

8/12/2009 11:52:57 PM

so i'm getting the impression that i should:

pretend try to keep them out of my room when they're over at a party at my place, and then once they get through my half-assed attempt to keep them out be all like "ahhhhh ok you got me i'm so embarrassed"

will that work?

8/12/2009 11:55:07 PM

If you have to ask...

8/12/2009 11:55:35 PM

^^ yes

and if she gets huffy about the posters, look her straight in the eye, and without blinking, say "look, I don't care about those posters, they are just paper, when I have you here" and then stare at her for about another 4 seconds without diverting your eyes.

8/13/2009 12:01:21 AM

NotSoCleverFilth

8/13/2009 12:03:48 AM

^^or just laugh at her and tell her to get over it

8/13/2009 12:08:20 AM

I'm totally cool with it.

8/13/2009 12:19:59 AM

When I walk into a girl's room and she has a bunch of "hot guy" posters up, I just take it as a maturity thing. Nothing wrong with it and it doesn't make me insecure, I just assume she hasn't grown out of her teen surfer/athlete/rapper/whatever infatuation.

It's not a deal breaker but I doubt I'd end up seriously dating a girl that still did that. I'm guessing girls (of my age and beyond) would think the same of a guy?

8/13/2009 5:14:02 AM

This would be a helpful early warning that you're not the type of guy I would bother to fuck. Keep them up.

8/13/2009 5:16:33 AM

how old are you and how old are the girls? if your age starts with a 2 you should probably grow up and take them down.

8/13/2009 6:16:47 AM

this thread needs more pics

8/13/2009 6:18:05 AM

I've never been a fan of posters like that (male or female). I think they're a little immature, and once you've graduated college, you're too old to have stuff like that.

Quote :

"This would be a helpful early warning that you're not the type of guy I would bother to fuck."

Yes. If I went to a guy's house and saw posters like that in his bedroom, I would think that either he's a total dork, never gets real girls and jacks it to those pics nightly (in which case I would leave) OR he's a total player, probably has some sort of list of sexual fantasies he tries to accomplish, and may or may not have a disease (in which case I would leave).

Those scenarios may be totally wrong, but that's just what would go through my head.

[Edited on August 13, 2009 at 7:30 AM. Reason : Keep in mind this is girl logic.]

8/13/2009 7:29:29 AM

Quote :

"girl logic"

the bane of my existence

8/13/2009 7:33:39 AM

while i appreciate the pictures (*fap fap fap*), i'd have to say that if you're in your 20's, they probably shouldn't be on your wall

i was rocking vargas prints when i was in college

8/13/2009 7:37:39 AM

Quote :

"how old are you and how old are the girls? if your age starts with a 2 you should probably grow up and take them down."

8/13/2009 7:43:16 AM

I bet somewhere else you also have pink floyd and jack daniels posters, would love to tell anyone how much you love led zepelin, and wear at least one piece of hemp jewelry

if you can't tell I am making fun of you

8/13/2009 7:45:28 AM

This is a solid poster. I knew some girls in Turlington who had this poster.

8/13/2009 7:54:13 AM

are you 12?

8/13/2009 8:04:47 AM

Quote :

"how old are you and how old are the girls? if your age starts with a 2 you should probably grow up and take them down."

8/13/2009 8:19:12 AM

I don't think I've ever dated a guy with posters like that. But if I did and saw those posters, I'd immediately be suspicious that he was just using me for my big, juicy brains. Guys who are into girls like that aren't into girls like me. Thank gawd.

8/13/2009 8:36:21 AM

to the op..depending on what you look like, it's possible that i would actually need to look at those pictures for "inspiration" if we were hooking up...


so maybe you should leave them up



[Edited on August 13, 2009 at 8:39 AM. Reason : sdf]

8/13/2009 8:38:46 AM

Quote :

"This would be a helpful early warning that you're not the type of guy I would bother to fuck. Keep them up."

Yup.

My bf had this poster when we first started dating:



That shit was pulled down within a few months because I made him realize how retarded it was, and that he was no longer 18 (the age of when he bought it)

8/13/2009 8:40:17 AM

I'm pretty sure 99% of girls would be OK with one poster, but 3 is entering skeeze territory.

8/13/2009 8:46:25 AM

^^let a man live

8/13/2009 8:47:18 AM

^ the poster mainly just got annoying after a couple months... what I didn't like was the picture of him getting a lap dance from some random slut at a party. I was like yeahhh about that..

8/13/2009 9:34:23 AM

"the kiss" started out in his dorm room, and moved to the garage when we moved in together. I didn't really care then. I may care a little more now, and yes to whoever said it...one, or even two, are ok, but three is seriously pushing it.

8/13/2009 10:40:35 AM

My gf bought me this poster my sophomore year:



I had it in my room until I moved this past April. I think I kept the frame and gave the poster to my little bro.

8/13/2009 10:48:32 AM

Quote :

"Yes. If I went to a guy's house and saw posters like that in his bedroom, I would think that either he's a total dork, never gets real girls and jacks it to those pics nightly (in which case I would leave) OR he's a total player, probably has some sort of list of sexual fantasies he tries to accomplish, and may or may not have a disease (in which case I would leave). "

8/13/2009 10:55:14 AM

As a guy, if i walked in and saw 3 posters like that on your bedroom wall... first think i would think was "nice tits" and then i would immediately conclude that you don't get laid much if at all.

now, this is because i always tried to date chicks that a reasonable amount of intelligence and self-confidence.

and any gal beyond her junior year in high school and possessing at least half a brain would immediately realize that you were some kind of dork who thought he was a playa, but really just spent too much time masturbating between random encounters with skanky hos from the trailer park.

now i'm not hating on your choice of posters. they are "verah nahss" [/Borat] and might fit into the decor of a toolshed or basement shop. but for chrissakes, not in your bedroom, or any area where you will be potentially entertaining women whom you are trying to impress.

8/13/2009 11:01:42 AM

what are you like 17? The hot chick poster concept is for teenagers. Anyone over the age of 20 with hot chick posters is pretty lame.

women in general want a guy that is sophisticated, and posters in general in my opinion just scream immaturity.

8/13/2009 11:03:31 AM

hmm ok i'm glad i made this thread.

I'll take down two. i'll take down the girls kissing for sure. and probably the one with the shower.

leave up the black and white of the girl under the covers.

this is the other said poster i have:


I'll give one of the posters to my bro and probably keep the other for later.

now to find new posters...

8/13/2009 12:01:20 PM

No posters. Get real art like a big boy.

8/13/2009 12:04:50 PM

hahaha My ex had that Kiss poster on his wall and it was the LEAST offensive one on there.

8/13/2009 12:06:20 PM

I hope to one day have a 'game room' at my house with a pool table, bar, and abundance of neon lights, hot chick posters etc.....a man sanctuary if you will

Hell i might even pull the old Bob Marley and Blow posters out of the closet for good measure

8/13/2009 12:08:37 PM

i think the kiss is a little more romantic and less skanky than the one he has where the two girls are tonsil fucking

8/13/2009 12:08:42 PM

Quote :

"No posters. Get real art like a big boy."

shut up cunt.

8/13/2009 12:12:51 PM

Well he also had like airbrushed scifi women, dragons, and other preteen shit on there. HENCE, why it was the least offensive of the bunch.

But yeah, when I see posters of that kind of shit on the wall I think of someone who has a hard time growing up. I'm down for cool retro movie posters in nice frames and shit though. Or paintings, or badass shit like that.

[Edited on August 13, 2009 at 12:13 PM. Reason : ew]

8/13/2009 12:13:33 PM

i have "The Kiss" (above) on one wall and this one on another wall.

the rest of my room is all black and white. sheets, curtains, dresser, etc.

8/13/2009 12:20:12 PM

thanks for the decor update

8/13/2009 12:22:54 PM

the only thing wrong with that poster is that none of them look like they are actually sleeping. they need to go see tyra. modeling 101

8/13/2009 12:23:58 PM

Quote :

"No posters. Get real art like a big boy."

Or at least if you are going to do poster prints, put them in a nice frame.

8/13/2009 12:30:27 PM

fine by me, but a bit immature--did you get them at spencer's dude?!

8/13/2009 1:20:40 PM

Quote :

"I'll take down two. i'll take down the girls kissing for sure. and probably the one with the shower."

why do you insist on displaying relics of your adolescence?

do you not hear what people are trying to tell you: "hot chick posters" are lame. they're for zitfaced highschoolers who don't get laid. no one wants to see that shit in your bedroom. definitely not gals, because it makes you look like a wanker. and not even guys who happen to peek in, because then they feel sad for you being such a wanker.


in short, grow the fuck up and quit decorating your bedroom with shit you got at the County Fair while you were living with mom and dad.




[Edited on August 13, 2009 at 1:48 PM. Reason : ]

8/13/2009 1:46:17 PM