At work, there was a group of guys that I would work out with every morning. We ran together, hit the gym together and afterward we would talk of many subjects while breakfast. This was a great morning routine and I grew very close with this group.

We had a new guy that would workout with us. They broke the mold after him.

While hitting the shower after our work out, he walked in to the shower with a full hard on. He moved to the right side of the shower. Everyone at the right side of the shower room suddenly complained about how the water was cold and they all flocked to the left side of the shower room. Some shared the shower, while others left still covered with smoke.

"Oh, the shower isn't running with cold water" he said. "Ya'll can come back to this side if you want."

"You could use a little cold water over there," someone said.

Awkward silence followed us to breakfast.

Someone suddenly spoke up.

"Okay dude, not that I'm against any sexual preferences, but why would you walk into the shower with a bishop ready to get polished."

It turns out, he was insecure and didn't want anyone to think that he had a small penis. So he took the time to arouse himself in a bathroom stall and walked in.

"I don't think anyone got the message you were trying to communicate, dude..." I said.

8/13/2009 3:57:54 AM

You're gotta be Amsterdam.

8/13/2009 4:00:44 AM

i'm not reading all your stupid words, i'm sure its some lame ass story that isnt amusing or funny in the least little bit. you're an uninteresting person, and all of your posts are the worst kind of stupid self-indulgent go army dumb shit. go away.

8/13/2009 4:03:55 AM

^^I'm sorry?

[Edited on August 13, 2009 at 4:04 AM. Reason : Not saps]

8/13/2009 4:03:57 AM

you should be sorry, i've taken dook dooks way more interesting than your rambling wordy stupid unfunny threads


just saying


youve been trying for years, maybe you should just retire

8/13/2009 4:15:58 AM

Well then stop reading and replying to them.

Problem solved. See?

I guess life just isn't that easy for you, but that's ok, I'm here, and I did just make it that easy for you

8/13/2009 4:30:06 AM

Know what would make it even easier? If you just stopped posting?

8/13/2009 4:33:07 AM

Dude, how did you know I was Amsterdam

8/13/2009 4:34:34 AM

i usually dont, obviously


but i'm doing you a favor


its just bad

your threads are like wiping your ass with broken glass

they always have been, like i said, its just a public service announcement, trying to help you out

8/13/2009 4:38:38 AM

haha cocklooker

8/13/2009 4:52:36 AM

Quote :

"haha cocklooker"

8/13/2009 7:45:54 AM

Quote :

"while others left still covered with smoke."

?

8/13/2009 7:55:24 AM

ah yeah, trying to distract myself from smoking.

I actually meant to write soap.

8/13/2009 8:46:18 AM

i'll admit, i did laugh at

Quote :

"So he took the time to arouse himself in a bathroom stall and walked in."

8/13/2009 8:50:17 AM

hot damn

saps with the crushing in here

i'll have to shake your hand next time i see you

8/13/2009 8:51:02 AM

you probably shouldve just sucked him off in the shower you faggot

8/13/2009 12:11:23 PM

Um, wow.

What a strange story and what a strange adult man son.

Also son, do you and "your boys" usually like to shower together? Cause that could be kind of weird in and of itself as well son.

8/13/2009 12:26:13 PM

dude. you're gay.

8/13/2009 12:30:03 PM

Pretty secure guys actually.

You didn't take showers after gym in high school?

[Edited on August 13, 2009 at 12:30 PM. Reason : Except for that one I just talked about]

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8/13/2009 12:46:00 PM