Does anyone here have skills or services that they would like to exchange?

If anyone needs a writer or proofreader, then I can be of assistance. What are your valuable skills?

BTW, I'm ISO someone with mad computar hacking skillz.

8/13/2009 1:31:29 PM

I have a plane ticket from Florida and a Beer/Bourbon Festival ticket.

How can I make these useful?

8/13/2009 1:33:42 PM

ISO son?



I'm a janitor my sons.

8/13/2009 1:33:45 PM

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8/13/2009 1:34:42 PM

im good at leveling up wow characters

8/13/2009 1:35:06 PM

^^ I wish I could have thought of that

8/13/2009 1:35:29 PM

^^ That's a marketable skill, actually. Some weirdos pay great $$$ for high-level WoW characters.

And Mrs. Crumples, jdrunk is sad that you aren't visiting him in Tampa. You should send him the ticket. He'll get you great Rays tix.

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8/13/2009 1:36:16 PM

i'm making that $beer

[Edited on August 13, 2009 at 1:36 PM. Reason : i have been paid for my services w/ all sorts of items besides $$$]

8/13/2009 1:36:17 PM

i will need a proofreader in about a year when i get my novel finished

although, at the rate i am going, it will probably be more like 2 years

8/13/2009 1:36:48 PM

^ I'm a writer and proofreader--and I'm working on a novel. I'll gladly proof/edit when you need those services!

^^ Homebrewer? I used to brew my own ... up until the bf and I broke up and he took all the brew equipment. I'd love to have some great homebrew again. Unfortunately, I'm several states away.

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8/13/2009 1:37:44 PM

SKEW MUH ASSHOLES, BUT

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"I'm a janitor my sons."

8/13/2009 1:38:05 PM

I'm pretty good at event planning

8/13/2009 1:38:27 PM

^^^ what will you take in trade? I'm not really much of a hacker

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8/13/2009 1:38:42 PM

What are your mad skillz?

8/13/2009 1:39:11 PM

i can clean house and iron like nobody's business

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8/13/2009 1:39:34 PM

I'm a good marriage counselor AND a homewrecker at the same time. It's phenomenal!

8/13/2009 1:39:58 PM

my skills for the most part are only useful to myself

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/13/2009 1:40:18 PM

well besides the obvious, i am really handy around the house. kind of a mr. fix-it. and I'm really good with home video/audio

8/13/2009 1:40:40 PM

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"Homebrewer?"

no, i do all sort of hauling and odd jobs and blow all the money i make on beer and other wasteful items

i sometimes get paid in beer

i do not make my own beer

8/13/2009 1:40:46 PM

I made really good desserts and I'm a mean crepe maker (breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert styles)

8/13/2009 1:42:46 PM

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"well besides the obvious, i am really handy around the house. kind of a mr. fix-it. and I'm really good with home video/audio"

Starring/Producing your own porno is perhaps what you mean.

8/13/2009 1:42:51 PM

^^^^ Dude, come to Florida and hook up my TV/VCR. I can do it myself, but I HATE doing it. I moved to my condo almost 2 months ago and I have yet to set up any entertainment equipment.

Though I would also like to have LivinProof over to clean my place. You will get unlimited use of my pool and guest room, as well as theme park tickets.

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8/13/2009 1:43:14 PM

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"Though I would also like to have LivinProof over to clean my place. You will get unlimited use of my pool and guest room, as well as theme park tickets."

You're seriously going to hire her over a fucking professional janitor son?!

8/13/2009 1:44:39 PM

You two can tag team the place and hit the parks together!

8/13/2009 1:45:23 PM

I can DJ your housewarming party too

8/13/2009 1:47:04 PM

photography, photo editing, can teach to play the trumpet.

could actually teach how to use your camera too. i had to do that a lot.

8/13/2009 1:49:14 PM

^^^ Hmm son. How much $ are we talkin son?

8/13/2009 1:50:16 PM

i can ficks cahrs

8/13/2009 1:50:38 PM

^^^ Ooh, I like this idea. I definitely need a housewarming party. And I'll need the girl who makes crepes to cater.

^^ No $. This is barter. I can write/proof your research papers or resume. Or give surf/tennis/ski lessons.

8/13/2009 1:53:04 PM

Can fix computers
Can work concrete (limited)
Can inspect soil, rebar, concrete, masonry

8/13/2009 1:54:12 PM

Pretty good at thinking on my feet.
Also Journalistic and Photojournalistic skills

What I need... skills to quit smoking.

8/13/2009 3:21:09 PM

no one has even offered her the hacking skillz she asked about, except dyne.

PAY ATTENTION and quit bragging about your stupid fucking crepes or your smug photojournalism, you tards

8/13/2009 3:25:56 PM

I'm an expert heiney toucher.

8/13/2009 3:26:46 PM

i'm a cheapass.

8/13/2009 3:27:12 PM

Hey, I'm open to being the recipient of any skillz. Like heiney-touching skillz.

This is simply a thread for exhanging goods and services via IntarWebz.

8/13/2009 3:32:30 PM

if you had've put this in classifieds, some good shit might've actually come from it

8/13/2009 3:33:34 PM

^^ OMG

8/13/2009 3:34:38 PM

^^ Who reads classifieds?

8/13/2009 3:35:54 PM

I'm a personal trainer.

Anyone a dentist? I need a teeth cleaning.

8/13/2009 3:36:19 PM

people who are actually serious about shit like this

8/13/2009 3:36:24 PM

^^ PT question. What workouts can I do to make my boobs look bigger without gaining weight?

8/13/2009 3:39:52 PM

Life Coach For Hire

Need a masseuse asap

8/13/2009 3:40:28 PM

8/13/2009 3:42:53 PM

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"What workouts can I do to make my boobs look bigger without gaining weight?"

Workout a savings plan and cop some D's

8/13/2009 3:44:26 PM

you can enhance the shape/look of your chest by adding the bench press, incline press, and flys (flat and incline) to your workout

8/13/2009 3:47:13 PM

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"PAY ATTENTION and quit bragging about your stupid fucking crepes or your smug photojournalism, you tards"

You say that now, until you've tasted one of my awesome crepes

8/13/2009 3:51:40 PM

i wanna taste your crepes if you know what i mean

8/13/2009 3:53:17 PM

Chocolate and banana crepes would be divine right now.

Thx for the chest workout tips!

8/13/2009 3:54:12 PM

^ I make a mean banana nutella crepe. I personally love the raspberry jam and cream cheese one

8/13/2009 3:55:15 PM

set em up

8/13/2009 4:00:37 PM