So Cliff baked this fuckin' cheesecake-on-top-of-a-brownie thing, and I had a bit of that like a moron at 11:30. Noon rolls around. I carpooled, so I'm on foot. I go outside to walk to Wendy's when a few drops of rain hit. I'm thinkin', "I'm not even hungry."

So I go back in, I get my graph paper and colored pencils and shit, and I go into the back conference room to draw a cool map for a combat encounter in this Sunday's D&D game.

Thanks for reading. Peace.

8/13/2009 1:40:53 PM

hahaha i loev it

8/13/2009 1:41:49 PM

hahaha i loev it

8/13/2009 1:42:05 PM

for lunch, I put on my robe and wizard hat

8/13/2009 3:12:37 PM

what's with all these shit posts recently?

I thought Froshkiller was funny?

8/13/2009 3:16:41 PM

6 out of 10

8/13/2009 3:18:00 PM

I've been posting here for the past, like, eight years. In that time, I have never earned a reputation as a poster of good threads. Am I a funny dude? Sure. Clever? You bet. Good-looking? You know it. But a maker of good threads? Never happen.

8/13/2009 3:37:29 PM

this fuckin' cheesecake-on-top-of-a-brownie thing sounds delicious

8/13/2009 3:39:45 PM

Quote :

"hahaha i loev it"

8/13/2009 3:40:27 PM

i wish i had colored pencils at work. i only have a shitload of highlighters.

8/13/2009 3:45:22 PM

worst thread ever

8/13/2009 4:15:06 PM

useless without pics of the map

8/13/2009 4:16:11 PM

I go to that Wendy's all the time.

Always go through the drive-thru b/c the middle-aged manager that works the counter inside gives me the creeps.


but I gotta get my cheap lunch!

[Edited on August 13, 2009 at 4:24 PM. Reason : f]

8/13/2009 4:24:18 PM

The party will have tracked a halfling to his gang's hideout, which is situated beneath a trap door in the gully (door not shown; gully on bottom half of map).

There's a slope in the middle, which is difficult terrain. Up on the ridge, there is a boulder that grants cover and two trees which can be climbed. The tree branches are challenging terrain (DC 10 Acrobatics check to move without falling). The player characters can attack the branches (AC/Reflex/Fortitude 8, 10 hp) to destroy them, causing enemies balanced on them to fall 15 feet (3d10 damage).

In the gully, there are purple fungi called shadeshrooms. These grow thanks to the subtle influence of the Feywild. When a character enters a square containing shadeshrooms, the 'shrooms explode in a burst of obscuring gas that grants concealment in that square until the end of the encounter.

I've included the encounter card summarizing the combatants. This is a level 2 encounter suitable for 5 PCs. I intended for it to be a bit of a challenge for a 1st-level party.

8/13/2009 4:29:51 PM

Thought I wouldn't deliver, right?

8/13/2009 4:51:54 PM

I miss hearing about evan's lunches at SAS.

8/13/2009 4:53:44 PM

I like frosh's threads because I imagine him enthusiastically orating into a headwind

8/13/2009 4:57:29 PM

frosh, have you ever played settlers?

8/13/2009 5:09:59 PM

I have not!

Today, I had leftovers: roasted chicken, carrots, and potatoes. I'm about to start drawing up the interior of the halflings' hideout.

8/14/2009 12:33:12 PM

Quote :

"I like frosh's threads because I imagine him enthusiastically orating into a headwind"

QOTD

8/14/2009 12:47:23 PM

i had a banana and a hotdog

gayest lunch ever

8/14/2009 12:52:10 PM