Someone close to you is cooking, and has been for some time; said cooking took on a new urgency after a craving for a bloomin onion.

You keep your layers peeled, and actively search for grocers for them.

If you call them to tell them of a bloomin onion that you saw and the only information you have is a restaurant and item name, what would you think if their reaction is "I've told you to email me this stuff!"? You know that if it's not emailed to them, they will do nothing with the information.

[Edited on August 13, 2009 at 4:11 PM. Reason : s]

8/13/2009 4:23:51 PM

first of all, is that to say you keep your eyes peeled?

second of all, what the fuck are you saying?

8/13/2009 4:28:43 PM

Submit their personal contact information to Marriott Vacation Club so they can be pestered to purchase timeshare:
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8/13/2009 4:30:13 PM

8/13/2009 4:33:07 PM

8/13/2009 4:34:05 PM

oh shit, missed the original.

simonn pwnt.

8/13/2009 4:43:29 PM

8/13/2009 4:45:14 PM

Why are a bunch of crackheads posting nonsense today?

8/13/2009 6:50:17 PM

fuck i could go for an onion bloom right now

8/13/2009 6:51:30 PM

8/13/2009 6:55:55 PM