What's in your fridge? My fridge sucks.

3 bottles of buffalo sauce
3 bottles of hot sauce
5 bottles of mustard
1 tub of mediterranean olives
2 bottles of cocktail olives
4 bottles of wine
6 bottles of beer
3 tubs of hummus
1 tub of peanut butter
1 bottle of diet ginger ale
3 jars of salsa
3 jars of pickles
3 tomatoes
2 peaches
2 bags o' spinach
6 protein shakes

And not a damn thing to eat. WTF?

8/15/2009 8:02:20 AM

I see about 7 or 8 things that you can eat.

[Edited on August 15, 2009 at 8:18 AM. Reason : nvm, thought this was the attn whore. ]

8/15/2009 8:17:27 AM

Just because it's edible doesn't mean I want to eat it.

8/15/2009 8:32:00 AM

So, you'd say that your statement,

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"And not a damn thing to eat. "

is actually false.

8/15/2009 8:33:18 AM

No

8/15/2009 8:37:22 AM

I DON'T HAVE A FRIDGE SON.

8/15/2009 8:43:16 AM

lucyinthesky too makes me think it's lilalavender.

However, two chicken breasts, mustard, grits, ice, half and half.

8/15/2009 8:44:54 AM

Bottled water... chilled to perfection.

A sock can do this, too, however. If your bottled water sits in 110 degree weather all day long, you must render it to a drinkable temperature. Place a bottled water in a sock, then hang it from a nail. Douse it with water from another bottle and wait 15 minutes.

After the 15 minutes is over, and you have what we call "Cooler Water."

However, if you have a fridge, this works too.

[Edited on August 15, 2009 at 8:49 AM. Reason : ]

8/15/2009 8:45:24 AM

Mmm grits. I would raid that fridge.

8/15/2009 8:47:07 AM

Grits are kind of nasty son.

8/15/2009 8:56:47 AM

What the fuck is a grit?

8/15/2009 9:01:38 AM

I think it's a little shit fleck floating in water or something son.

8/15/2009 9:06:19 AM

oh Lucy

8/15/2009 9:10:10 AM

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"If your bottled water sits in 110 degree weather all day long, you must render it to a drinkable temperature. throw it away"

You're asking for that 190% carcinogen drank.

8/15/2009 9:36:10 AM

Where else are you going to find potable water in the middle of the desert?

8/15/2009 9:37:17 AM

I never understood why people put peanut butter in the fridge. I hate trying to spread that junk when it is refrigerator cold.

8/15/2009 9:51:43 AM

cause bread is bad, so just eat it by the spoonful

8/15/2009 9:54:02 AM

Bread is nasty. I eat pb by the spoonful.

H8R

8/15/2009 10:05:52 AM

just moved into the dorm, all i got is water. it looks bare.

8/15/2009 10:25:31 AM

Dorms are teh suck bc you can't fit many jello shots in the tiny fridge.

Ate a breadless peanut butter and hot sauce sandwich for brekky.

8/15/2009 11:52:09 AM

no soy milk

that's for damn sure


what a bad breakfast

8/15/2009 12:14:21 PM

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8/15/2009 12:17:02 PM

spinach salad + peaches and a vinaigrette would be yummy

8/15/2009 12:21:56 PM

I got everything needed for a sammich, except a girl to make it for me.

8/15/2009 12:24:54 PM

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"You're asking for that 190% carcinogen drank."

Explain pls.

I'm excited to hear this son. I really am.

8/15/2009 12:25:15 PM

^^ I'll come over, as long as I can make some food for myself.

Sonia's salad sounds awesome.

[Edited on August 15, 2009 at 12:26 PM. Reason : .]

8/15/2009 12:25:30 PM

^there's plenty of sammich for both of us.

This thread is making me hungry. I think I'm gonna go make some omelets for lunch. Yes, I just woke up half an hour ago.

8/15/2009 12:35:53 PM

it's not what's in my fridge, it's what is in my freezer.

and i just made for lunch 2 of these:



and i'm eating some of these:

8/15/2009 12:36:00 PM

Nice. I heart morningstar. My neighbor and I are drinking absolut pear and sprite zero for lunch. Eating by the pool in 90-degree heat makes me

8/15/2009 12:41:06 PM

Ooooh, that sounds yummy! Tequila and crystal light is gonna be my choice here shortly. Picked up that drink in Vegas.

8/15/2009 12:41:57 PM

human meat

8/15/2009 12:44:10 PM

Nice! I am doing a tequila tasting tonight. My mouth is watering. What kind of crystal light? Pink lemonade would be perfect.

Btw, I normally don't care for gin, but last night I had a great gin martini with lime juice and cucumber slices and a splash of club soda. It was delish! Perfect flavor combo.

8/15/2009 12:44:37 PM

Wow, martini and cucumbers? That's weird...but I guess it could work. The drink I got in Vegas was regular lemonade. I have regular and pink though, so I guess I could try it with both.

A coworker told me to pick up some Simply Raspberry juice and some Captain Morgan, so I might try that tonight too! All the boys are coming back here for Rock Band after the Bourbon festival so I imagine we'll be up all night drinking and rocking out.

8/15/2009 12:47:08 PM

Let's see if I can list everything.

Brita Water
Jose Cuervo Margarita Mix
Ranch dressing
Dill dip
2 tubs hummus, one garlic, one red pepper
Cinnamon Bagels
Orange Juice
Pom/Cranberry Juice
My exercise H2O bottle
red grapes
romaine lettuce
bag of spinach
sliced carrots
avocado
2 peaches
granny smith apples
red apples
a shitton of cheese (a whole drawer full)
a shitton of dressing
salami
deli turkey
deli ham
bacon
pickles
nasty bologna
eggs
celery
smart balance butter in a tub
strawberries
blueberries

Fuck, I know there's more! We also have a huge closet pantry and side freezer full too.

8/15/2009 12:49:25 PM

strawberry cream cheese
grape jelly
brita pitcher
mike's hard pink lemonade
rudy's sausage biscuits
half a watermelon
4 lunchables
over the moon milk and chocolate milk
american cheese
all beef bologna
kraft shredded 4 cheese mexican
3 special k protein shakes
3 bananas, double bagged so they don't turn black

8/15/2009 1:15:16 PM

Damn, you guys have food! So jealous.

8/15/2009 1:28:00 PM

rice krispy treats! lol

8/15/2009 1:33:16 PM

who puts those in the fridge?

8/15/2009 1:34:56 PM

Haha. I put everything in my fridge or freezer bc Florida gets so muggy. Then things get moldy. All food goes in the fridge unless it's canned.

8/15/2009 1:37:52 PM

black bean hummus
two chicken breasts
one gallon of milk
one bottle of wine
one bottle of champagne
two blocks of cheese (seriously sharp, mozzarella)
bag of shredded parmesan cheese
one pint of broccoli abnd cheddar soup
six miller lite cans
one dozen eggs
half a pack of flour tortillas
yogurt
two pork tenderloins
a pound of mild italian sausage
stone ground mustard
spicy brown mustard
mayonnaise
sriracha
cholula
lemon juice
ketchup
butter
tomatoes
red onions

that is all i can recall from memory

8/15/2009 1:50:16 PM

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"who puts those in the fridge? "

the funny part is that that's just about all that's in there. i think there's some water and maybe some ketchup or something.

i really need to buy some groceries at some point

8/15/2009 1:51:11 PM

Some tempeh "chicken style" salad
Silk Creamer
Pineapple Slices
2 styles of Teese (Cheddar and Mozzarella)
Several cans of Zevia and Le Croix
Baby Romaine Lettuce
Several Dressings (Tomato Basil, Lemon Mustard, Zesty Italian, French, Goddess Dressing, Woodstock Dressing, Shitake, Ginger)
Mustards (2 styles of Stone Ground, Spicy Brown, Yellow, Dijon)
Organic Ketchup
Cherry Pepper Hummas
Garlic Currywurst
Head of Cauliflower
Apples
Frozen Peaches and Papaya
Frozen Peas and Corn
Amy's Lactose Free Baked Zitti
Eggplant Dip
Filtered Water Pitcher
Pitcher of Sweet Tea
Barbecue Sauce
2 Black Bean Patties
Maple Syrup
Liquid Smoke
Vegan Parmesan
Vegan Worcestershire Sauce
Braggs Amino Liquid
Diced Garlic
Pickled Ginger
Wasabi
3 Yellow Tomatoes
Half a Cucumber
Celery

8/15/2009 2:42:20 PM

about 15 Dr. Peppers

8/17/2009 12:25:52 AM

I'm going off memory here, but...
- Some watermelon. Home grown near Rocky Mount, NC.
- Some Granny Smith apples.
- Del Monte diced peaches.
- Pulled pork tenderloin I cooked in the slow cooker.
- Earthbound Farms "salad kit". Spinach salad + diced almonds + cranberries + FETA CHEESE!!!1 (this shit is the heat)
- Dranks...Lipton Green Tea, G2 Gatorade, IBC Root Beer, Mexican Coca Cola (real sugar, not that High Fructose Corn Sugar b.s.), Minute Maid OJ, Skim Milk from Sam's Club, Pepsi Throwback, Mountain Dew Throwback, Mello Yello, Sugar Free Red Bull, diet Wild Cherry Pepsi.
- Is anybody even reading this? I really don't think so. If so, post "I like Unicorns a lot!!!"
- Condiments...Heinz Ketchup, Yellow Mustard, spicy brown mustard, HT Traders BBQ sauce, etc.
- 6 ears of corn from Sam's Club. Boilded today. Started as 8 ears. Ate one piece with my buffalo steak and gave one to a friend.

8/17/2009 12:33:05 AM

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""I like Unicorns a lot!!!""

also, what is a buffalo steak and where can i get one

8/17/2009 12:45:01 AM

It's steak that is made from Buffaloes. Actually it says "Bison Steak" on the package. You can get it at Whole Foods on Wade Ave. Less fat and cholesterol than cow steaks. Very healthy way to eat red meat.

8/17/2009 1:17:21 AM

i don't think any amount of beer has ever managed to stay in my fridge for a full 24 hrs
i have beer in the fridge, it means i should be drinking

8/17/2009 1:30:14 AM

15 cans of miller light
2 bottles of homebrewed beer
12 pack of mountain dew
Carton of orange juice
Grape drank


No actual food. Just moved in this place and haven't been grocery shopping cause i'm too goddamn lazy.

8/17/2009 1:47:31 AM

^ Funny that's the exact same shit that's in my fridge

8/17/2009 1:48:56 AM

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"^ Funny that's the exact same shit that's in my fridge"

grape drank is pretty good so i can understand

8/17/2009 1:53:08 AM