Should I feel bad for taking her to IHOP and asking for a discount?
8/16/2009 2:13:35 PM
sure
8/16/2009 2:14:22 PM
hahah you dont have a girlfriend silly little man
8/16/2009 2:14:39 PM
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8/16/2009 2:14:54 PM
what kind of pussy uses crutches for a broken toe?
8/16/2009 2:19:06 PM
I feel her pain. I fracture the navicular bone in my left foot last week and I've also been on crutches. It sucks. But dude, don't feel guilty for taking a girl to IHOP.
8/16/2009 2:22:25 PM
it depends - did she get the pineapple upside down pancakes?
8/16/2009 2:45:07 PM
8/16/2009 3:07:31 PM
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8/16/2009 3:10:44 PM
i hope she isn't too deflated over it
8/16/2009 3:12:06 PM
I like the attempt, it had lots of potential. Unfortunately, it failed at delivery. But good try. I'll go 6/10, -4 for the delivery.
8/16/2009 3:18:13 PM
oooooooh, i get it
8/16/2009 3:20:35 PM
I thought senior citizens already got a discount. And don't you mean hip instead of toe? That would at least explain the crutches.
8/16/2009 5:14:00 PM
8/16/2009 5:14:43 PM
broked her pinky toe stupid rocks
8/16/2009 6:44:55 PM
aww, you don't even need the pinkie toe. that's why it's so small.
8/16/2009 6:46:41 PM
yeah, but try breakin that bitch and see how it feels.
8/16/2009 6:53:23 PM
Trust me, I know exactly how it feels to break a bone.
8/16/2009 6:55:17 PM
you should call her 'gimpy'
8/16/2009 7:02:58 PM
she should man up and lose the crutchesfuckin pinky toe
8/16/2009 7:04:17 PM
To be fair, she does have to put up with aaronburro so she could use all the help she can get.
8/16/2009 7:07:26 PM
i used to play soccer with a broken big toe. i had to get a special splint made so i could continue to play and i'd have to spend hours getting it re-taped before every practice.
8/16/2009 7:13:48 PM
damn that was almost goodshoulda made it simpler like "I took her to IHOP"it doesnt make the joke more funny, but at least it doesnt waste an extra few milliseconds of my time
8/17/2009 12:13:31 PM
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