Let's have an honest discussion here.

When it comes to the actual act of doing it IRL I'm a lot more conservative because there's someone else there which makes the act 100x more exciting in and off itself. But when alone I go through phases. TWW ruined asian porn in any way shape or form for me so anything involving anyone asian is out which limits me at least a little.... but what kind of porn do you like to watch for masturbation purposes? Now I like to both act out IRL AND watch, rape type scenes. Not real ones because pain and someone being terrified does nothing for me but I enjoy (obviously not EVERY time) when I'm "forced" to do things, or have my hair pulled, ass slapped, or just have the shit fucked out of me. Also, I have a huge fantasy to fuck my brother. Now I don't have a brother so it's a moot point but I like to pretend. When it comes to masturbation, I didn't used to find it something that got me off but I have been on the search lately for good 'stepfather/stepdaughter' 'stepmother/stepston' scenarios. I used to be all about lesbian porn but I finally had enough of the obviously x1000 acting for the camera shit which seems to accompany those scenes.

You?

8/16/2009 10:38:06 PM

normal stuff....

blowjobs
big titties
clowns
loud sex
public exhibitionist
small chicks (4'11 or less) and 11 inch cocks
bleeding anuses
missionary style

8/16/2009 10:42:25 PM

damn it EMCE I'm trying to have a SERIOUS DISCUSSION

8/16/2009 10:44:38 PM

I....I don't know whether to apologize or laugh

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8/16/2009 10:45:13 PM

blurred faces gets me off

8/16/2009 10:45:16 PM

EMCE, come on now.....you know that I adore you

8/16/2009 10:46:36 PM

straight sex seriously

8/16/2009 10:48:16 PM

I know. I was just joking. Seriously, you are in the top 3 TWWers I would throw the dong to given the chance. marko is # 1 because he looks like he would scream a lot

8/16/2009 10:48:52 PM

my boyfriend's dick. Speaking of... gotta go kids!

8/16/2009 10:51:08 PM

^^Yeah, marko would probably be a screamer so I can totally see him trumping me on the list

^ & ^^^ I'm talking about porn. Not IRL.

8/16/2009 10:57:54 PM

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" blowjobs big titties clowns loud sex public exhibitionist small chicks (4'11 or less) and 11 inch cocks bleeding anuses missionary style "

all this +

cellulite
pancake titties with giant nipples
nips as long as my pinkie finger
bitches who look like they got wolfman in the headlock with their thighs
bald chicks
silent porn
snuff

8/17/2009 12:28:04 AM

i like gangbangs
cum swaping
and mmf
DP is cool too

8/17/2009 12:30:54 AM

m2c just hopped like twenty steps up my list

8/17/2009 12:35:23 AM

which part upped me? just curious

8/17/2009 12:50:49 AM

the part where you were a nasty slut with warped fantasies <3

8/17/2009 1:24:05 AM

everything in the OP seemed pretty common until the line

Quote :

"Also, I have a huge fantasy to fuck my brother. "

im surprised no one really commented on that part and what followed it

8/17/2009 1:34:08 AM

Quote :

"Also, I have a huge fantasy to fuck my brother. Now I don't have a brother so it's a moot point but I like to pretend."

Probably the fact that you don't have a brother is what makes this plausible.

Assuming you weren't making up the whole first post anyway.

8/17/2009 1:35:54 AM

whats worse, incest or bestiality

8/17/2009 1:36:14 AM

Fermat....
oh. well not nasty or slutty in the sense that I fuck a lot of random dudes, but all things considered....

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8/17/2009 1:37:14 AM

if she actually had a brother she would in no way want to fuck him. especially if she grew up sharing a bathroom with him.

there is NOTHING sexy about a brother.

and incest is way worse than beastiality

8/17/2009 1:37:59 AM

whatever

you know you tossed your bro's chubby around like a cat-toy

and that turns me on

8/17/2009 1:39:08 AM

i am going to go throw up everything I have eaten in the past 24 hours now

fuck you fermat

8/17/2009 1:40:15 AM

i can kinda see it both ways but yeah, anyone that ever had a brother wouldnt think they are hot


you, like all people, are just seduced by the taboo nature of the thought and get off on being "dirty"

8/17/2009 1:40:41 AM

well no, I don't have a brother (my OP was all true) so clearly this would allow the fantasy to be plausible.

As for which is worse, actual incest or bestiality I mean I don't know. They're both fucked.....but if we're talking incest that couldn't actually be possible or bestiality, then there's no question on that one...


Fermat......in my fantasy my brother has a huge dick that I would indeed fuck the ever loving shit out of

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8/17/2009 1:42:07 AM

plus Spot just hates condoms


like a mammoth cock or like "oh hai nice cock bro"

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8/17/2009 1:43:13 AM

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"incest is way worse than beastiality"

What if you were raised by wolves and were fucked by the pack alpha male?

8/17/2009 1:45:51 AM

well based on conversations that I've had with friends etc, it appears that my definition of mammoth is much smaller than most, and I'm all for rough sex but if it doesn't go in, then it kind of puts a damper on the situation.

8/17/2009 1:46:53 AM

^^what drugs are you on and may i have some please

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8/17/2009 1:47:07 AM

Quote :

"REVERSE COWGIRL MIDGETS"

8/17/2009 1:47:19 AM

nm

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8/17/2009 1:47:33 AM

8/17/2009 1:49:23 AM

go furries go!

8/17/2009 1:52:14 AM

^^^^^No drugs, it's the only logical argument to your statement.

[Edited on August 17, 2009 at 1:52 AM. Reason : ^]

8/17/2009 1:52:33 AM

in your fantasy did you get him all lubed up and slippery so you would just grab it and it would slide right between your fingers
because thats what it sounds like you did

8/17/2009 1:52:38 AM

$5 fermat is jacking it RIGHT NOW

8/17/2009 1:54:13 AM

^doubtful.

8/17/2009 1:55:43 AM

says the only straight woman in history to suffer from Lesbian Bed-Death

8/17/2009 1:55:44 AM

lube is good mmkay

8/17/2009 1:56:59 AM

uhh... angelina jolie usually does it for me.

8/17/2009 1:57:12 AM

I have many fantasies with my faux-bro. Later this evening (like soon since I'm going to go to sleep soon and all) our parents leave my older brother and I home alone to go on a trip and I wake up in the middle of the night to find my bro in my bed with his hands between my legs. At first I freak out, but then he tells me that he knows I want it and that he's been jerking off to me for 2 years....wait.......I can't talk about this and be on tdub....

8/17/2009 2:00:41 AM

or how about the time you go to ask him about his day and find him drunk and asleep but with a pulsating erection. You're not a prude or anything but you've never really seen one up close, so you walk over to him to check it out, purely out of curiosity, nothing else.. really. and eventually want to see what its like to see it shoot goo and get a wad right in your eye and are all like "coooool!"

8/17/2009 2:03:42 AM

at least it isnt the old "putting sunblock on your back" or "backrub gone too far" story



those are played out

8/17/2009 2:04:27 AM

Falling asleep... oh wait.

8/17/2009 2:06:06 AM

yes Fermat. That would work too. I mean that would be more for the other person involved because that's sort of too much of a stretch.

The brother thing doesn't necessarily need too much fantasy...actually, my ex-bf had the same last name as me and when we first started dating were at dinner and gave his cc to pay but he'd paid for everything in the last few dates so I decided to pay so I went and found the waitress and gave her my card and told her to use mine.

She came back to table and was a little weirded out because we were being very touchy feely and then she was like, 'so you guys are brother and sister...?'

Later that evening was fun. Very fun....

8/17/2009 2:14:21 AM

i better have told her "yes..? you got a problem with that?"

or better "IS THAT SO WRONG"

8/17/2009 2:26:31 AM

well neither of us was ready for it so we just kinda looked at each other, but the next time we went out we did it on purpose. We were putting hands all over each other and saying shit like, 'mom and dad won't be home tonight....'

8/17/2009 2:28:15 AM

so you had to babysit him right? make him put on his PJs and take a bath
yeah i see where you're going

8/17/2009 2:29:46 AM

aha...... I usually like to be the one who is taken charge OF...but yeah, that could work too

8/17/2009 2:30:51 AM

lol "shut up and put on your jammies! what do you mean you need help in the shower? i promise not to look. oh my you missed a spot!"

this is fun

8/17/2009 2:35:37 AM

well why it's fun....I think I need some "me" time now so I'm off to find some porn....

but as for the bath, I need help cleaning "inside" but my fingers just aren't long enough.... it's all soapy down there.....you think you can help me?

8/17/2009 2:43:33 AM