and you're pissing somewhere you shouldn't be pissing?

8/17/2009 5:18:47 PM

yes. I know of 2 times specifically. Strangest thing ever.

8/17/2009 5:20:01 PM

Once. I was 19. First time I had 43% rye. Woke up pissing in my sock drawer.

8/17/2009 5:20:46 PM

i dont usually wake up

8/17/2009 5:21:12 PM

Proud to say - I have never shit myself!

8/17/2009 5:23:26 PM

^^explain

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8/17/2009 5:23:27 PM

Wake up dead in a plywood bed
six FEET from the rest of your life

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/17/2009 5:24:43 PM

Quote :

"Proud to say - I have never shit myself!"

proud member of that club myself

8/17/2009 5:25:04 PM

That's really more of the kind of club you shouldn't be proud for being a member of, but shamed if you are not a member.

8/17/2009 5:30:41 PM

top of a flight of stairs

8/17/2009 5:30:49 PM

i pissed in my sink a couple times in my dorm freshman year

8/17/2009 5:56:32 PM

in the US Navy, there is a sentry's night watch log, somewhere, with the entry:

"0230 : Unidentified Sailor seen urinating off the 3rd floor balcony."

that was me. or so i was told, the next day. apparently, the head was to the left and i took a right.




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8/17/2009 6:01:30 PM

Took the top off of my cd carosel and pissed in the hollow center, filled it up and did not spill a drip all while sleep walking. I wake up thinking it was a dream but it was not. I don't think I could do that awake and sober. Oh yeah, this was at my mom's house.

8/17/2009 6:03:04 PM

did this sophomore year one saturday morning in bragaw. took a right out of my room into my suite mate's room and pulled his trash can out from the corner and set it down in the middle and started peeing in it. i woke up when he asked me why i was peeing in his trash can.

apparently i also woke up in a hotel room in chapel hill a week and a half ago and started peeing on a plant in the corner of the room, and my friend yelled at me, so i allegedly pinched off immediately and went back to sleep.

8/17/2009 9:35:56 PM

often, and proudly

8/17/2009 9:36:30 PM

though i feel bad, your mom doesn't usually mind

8/17/2009 9:47:05 PM

^^'s story made me think of this one:

Quote :

"I lied... one more story (since ^ said the thing about urination) My boyfriend/roommate from a while ago (same apartment as the previous story) had a bad habit of getting really fucked up on pills and booze, and then peeing in things he shouldn't when he was half asleep. Usually it was the sink, once it was the coffeepot, once the dishwasher, etc. But the best/worst was the trash can. We had one with the flippy lid like but not so fancy. Well, I wake up, and he's in the kitchen peeing on it. Since he's peeing so hard, the lid is swinging around and slinging his piss back on his face. He looked at me with this pissed off/confused look, and screams, "WHY IS R2D2 SPITTING ON ME?!" I turned right back around and let him pass out on the floor. I sure can pick 'em "

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8/17/2009 9:48:21 PM

my ex pissed in our closet once
i was pissed

8/17/2009 10:06:25 PM

when i was 18 i discovered 99 bananas. i woke up naked pissing in the front yard, my parents were not happy when they were leaving for work with there naked 18 year old son pissing in the front yard on a busy road..

8/17/2009 10:54:31 PM

I was chillin with a friend of mine at his apartment a couple years ago, and we had been at the bar with an old friend of his that he hadn't seen in years. This guy got shitfaced drunk and passed out on the futon in the corner of the living room. My friend and I were either watching TV or playing some video games when we heard a strange noise coming from the back corner of the room. We looked at each other, then looked back at his friend, and dude was standing up pissing on the futon. We were both like WTF and started yelling at the guy, and the guy didn't really respond too much. My friend kicked him to try to wake him up, and he started to respond a little bit. Well, he finished pissing, and proceeded to lay back down on the futon that he just pissed all over

8/17/2009 11:07:35 PM

Buggirl421's old boyfriend from when she was my roomate on brent road, he used to piss in the corner outside my bathroom when he got all drunk.

i used to have to hit him with a pillow to wake him up

8/17/2009 11:09:24 PM

Quote :

"with there naked 18 year old son"

8/17/2009 11:28:39 PM

friend of mine got absolutely fucked up one halloween and pissed into his girlfriend's purse. she was not amused.

8/18/2009 12:53:18 AM

i got to bed drunk but i dont wake up drunk. i do lots of sleep walking when im drunk too.

8/18/2009 1:00:31 AM

haha great post brah

8/18/2009 1:01:12 AM

l thnaks broski

8/18/2009 1:01:55 AM

^ i went through a phase last fall where i kept passing out in my bed and waking up the next morning on the couch in the living room

8/18/2009 1:02:10 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vZurrm8XeQ

8/18/2009 1:40:56 AM

I call it time travel. i like waking up in different areas of the house

8/18/2009 1:45:23 AM

^ for some reason it bothered the hell out of me. it was only last fall though. during the spring semester it never happened. actually i guess the night of my birthday i got blackout and my roommate said he heard me banging around in my room and then heard me walk out and shuffle around the kitchen and living room before going back to my room and going to sleep.

8/18/2009 1:49:40 AM

old roommate of mine got hammered, dropped his pants and popped a squat (its a guy) in front of the living room coffee table as I was walking out of the kitchen. Proceeded to piss straight down on his dropped pants. what could i do besides walk to my room, try to forget about it, and pass out myself?

8/18/2009 2:18:24 AM

My sophomore year, I got real drunk one night in my dorm room with my roommate and a friend... I was blackout and proceeded to just get up, walk outside, walk about 8 doors down at Avent Ferry, and piss on a random person's door. After I was done I walked up to my car and started banging on the window. Eventually, I gave up and allegedly said, "Fuck it, just blow it up." That was the same week I was on my GTAIV binge, so I think that might have had something to do with it.

Same year, the friend's roommate got real drunk one night and pissed on his desk/laptop. He still asserts that it never happened.

8/18/2009 3:37:56 AM