I just had a conversation with a coworker about how we could just choke another coworker out and smile on the way to jail because it would be worth it. This lead to the thought that there has to be a certain percentage of the prison population that wouldn't change a thing, because whatever they did was worth the price to them.

So what have you done that you knew full well there would be unpleasant repercussions for?

When I was a kid I often thought about whether what I was about to do would be enough fun to be worth the beating I was going to get for it. I don't remember any specific event though...

8/19/2009 12:36:50 PM

I went to a bourbon festival last weekend. my liver took a beating, but the rest of my body was happy.

8/19/2009 12:38:59 PM

I like to drink red wine. This girl asked me once if red wine gave me a headache. I said, 'Sure, eventually, but the first and middle parts are amazing!' I'm not going to give up on something because of what it does eventually. It's like getting an apple and going 'Whoa, stop! That's going to be a core eventually

8/19/2009 12:39:53 PM

cussed out a cunt ass wife of the athletic department b/c she slammed and locked a door in my face when I was trying to find my fucking car keys after having lost a game. I wouldn't have lost it so bad but she smiled at me and waved.

they suspended me just long enough so that I'd be forced to take my exams as a senior. not a huge deal as I had already been accepted to state. she's lucky I didn't hit her.

actually I'm lucky I didn't hit her as she was pregnant with triplets at the time and I probably would have gone to jail

8/19/2009 12:40:52 PM

you should have just fermented the apple.

8/19/2009 12:40:53 PM

mitch itt

8/19/2009 12:41:19 PM

Fucking a coworker

8/19/2009 12:49:52 PM

^ i lol'd

8/19/2009 12:50:15 PM

it was worth it, considering we are coming up on a year together

8/19/2009 12:50:59 PM

hahaha nice use of the mitch joke

8/19/2009 12:51:52 PM

I beat this little bitch with my lunch box in the first grade, and I knew I would get sent to the principal

and then I got suspended

and then my mom took me out for ice cream.

8/19/2009 1:58:10 PM

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"and then my mom took me out for ice cream. "

ha! my dad told me I beat the shit out of kid once when I was six because they were making fun of my little sister and when he asked my mother why she didn't try to stop me she replied "because they deserved it"

sadly I don't remember this

8/19/2009 2:01:57 PM

In the first grade I attempted to burn the school down because I hated our substitute teacher. I stuck two brass-fasteners in an electric socket, attempting to cause a fire, but all that happened was getting electrocuted and sent to the principals office.

Even though I got my ass whupped by both the principal and my parents, it was worth it because I didn't have to sit through that witch's class.

8/19/2009 2:15:13 PM

ah yes, i, too, went to an elementary school where the principal toted a paddle.

8/19/2009 2:17:27 PM

most of the time when deciding on a delicious sweet treat, i ask myself if it's "calorie worth"...if it's calorie worthy then the treat is worth it.

chic-fil-a & cookout milkshakes are worth it IMO

8/19/2009 2:17:48 PM

In 1st grade, this girl was making fun of me b/c I had a speech impediment (who doesn't have one in 1st grade, I mean c'mon) so I cut her ponytail off w/ a pair of scissors.

I got sent to the principal's office and got in trouble at home but it was worth it b/c nobody messed with me after that.


oh and I cut them off w/ safety scissors so it took forever so you know I was SO SERIOUS AND SO TUFF.

[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 2:19 PM. Reason : f]

8/19/2009 2:19:04 PM

I'm allergic to cinnamon. If I eat even a small amount, my life will suck for a while. Eating a lot means a few days of hell.

Once every couple of years I splurge and eat all the foods that I loved before my allergy developed.
Totally worth it to get hot cinnamon rolls every couple of years, and a bunch of deserts as well.

8/19/2009 2:42:35 PM

SOme of you (esp DDK) need some anger management classes. Holy fuck balls.

8/19/2009 2:58:56 PM