I'm going to miss that kooky bitch

8/19/2009 2:00:06 PM

was she hot?

8/19/2009 2:00:32 PM

did she put out?

8/19/2009 2:01:19 PM

No

8/19/2009 2:01:39 PM

so you're not really losing her then

8/19/2009 2:01:55 PM

^the correct answer was "so you never really had her"

8/19/2009 2:02:56 PM

I am

I'll have a new secretary soon

8/19/2009 2:03:18 PM

how much does it pay?
are you cool with a guy doing the job?
what is the job description?
would the company help pay for my move?

8/19/2009 2:05:27 PM

will you put out?

8/19/2009 2:07:10 PM

yes

8/19/2009 2:07:45 PM

noted.

(for EMCE, of course)

8/19/2009 2:08:48 PM

how much does it pay? No clue. discussing salaries is pretty taboo around here.
are you cool with a guy doing the job? I don't care.
what is the job description? doing mail runs, setting up appointments, reserving conference rooms, helping to manage my calendar, doing odd things that I might ask
would the company help pay for my move? No clue. We contract secretaries from outside companies.

8/19/2009 2:09:53 PM

give me the damn job jeff

8/19/2009 2:13:25 PM

ill sit on your cock and type

8/19/2009 3:12:40 PM

so will I!!! son i need this job son!!

[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 3:16 PM. Reason : i believe i realized why all of the secretaries i've seen are women..]

8/19/2009 3:14:24 PM

Quote :

"doing odd things that I might ask"

there's the kicker......always read the fine print

8/19/2009 3:24:06 PM

Quote :

"odd"

iswydt

8/19/2009 3:27:33 PM

oh, I mean the job is already filled. I just don't know by who yet.

they're not hiring anyone most likely. they just laid off like 800 people, so you would have to jump through hoops of fire to hire anyone right now. they'll just transfer someone to me I guess..

8/19/2009 6:56:47 PM

8/19/2009 7:19:10 PM