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"JENSEN BEACH, Fla. - Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer. According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned. Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney"

8/21/2009 4:05:40 PM

entirely plausible.

8/21/2009 4:06:31 PM

[old]

8/21/2009 4:06:32 PM

[new]

8/21/2009 4:06:40 PM

all aboard the fail boat

8/21/2009 4:06:41 PM

def old

8/21/2009 4:07:14 PM

It's funny 'cause the first thread was made by Jeepin4x4, and this one was made by JeepMan311. I even asked this n00b how he was going to distinguish himself from the other "Jeep" guys.

message_topic.aspx?topic=573170

[Edited on August 21, 2009 at 4:08 PM. Reason : also message_topic.aspx?topic=573302]

8/21/2009 4:07:51 PM

SEARCH GOD DAMN

8/21/2009 4:09:27 PM

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"Username : FroshKiller Status : All American Posts : 44104 (15.1 per day)"

8/21/2009 4:10:54 PM

Oh, hey, I recognize that text. It's from my profile! Hi, profile!

8/21/2009 4:11:38 PM

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"It is unclear if he has an attorney"

oh its crystal clear

8/21/2009 4:13:28 PM

my dog ate my homework....


I SWEARZ

8/21/2009 4:14:39 PM

haha. here comes the "you have xxxxxx posts, blah blah blah, I don't have time to sit on here all day, blah blah blah" argument.

8/21/2009 4:15:20 PM

Here we go:

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"JeepMan311 once your n00b aura wears off, how do you intend to distinguish yourself from Jeepin4x4?"

message_topic.aspx?topic=570594&page=1#13060172

8/21/2009 4:16:09 PM

^^lol I've seen that argument so many times over the years...


if it were a girl though, that argument would be accompanied by her guy friend who is secretly in love with her signing up just to defend her.

[Edited on August 21, 2009 at 4:17 PM. Reason : ]

8/21/2009 4:16:36 PM

I like how the Wolf Web is fundamentally less supportive of the post count argument now that a large chunk of the most active users have over 10,000 posts themselves.

8/21/2009 4:17:24 PM

8/21/2009 4:18:00 PM

the cat was probably looking for kitty porn and got confused

8/21/2009 4:22:44 PM

lol

8/21/2009 4:27:01 PM

[OLD]
[SEARCH]
[GET A NEW NAME]
[RABBLE RABBLE]

8/21/2009 4:41:46 PM

you guys are ridiculous. WE WANT NEW PEOPLE get your heads out of your asses

k thanks

8/21/2009 4:42:57 PM

8/21/2009 4:45:31 PM

Fuck new people if you can't be bothered to check whether there was already a thread made about a fucking days-old news story, especially since the search works better now than it ever has.

8/21/2009 4:51:06 PM

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"WE WANT NEW PEOPLE get your heads out of your asses"

Bitch, who you made the spokesperson for all of TWW?

8/21/2009 4:57:57 PM

well what was the point of painting the tunnel if everyone is just going to be a massive DICK

8/21/2009 4:59:20 PM

wish i had a massive dick

8/21/2009 5:00:51 PM

We want quality posters who bring something new to the table. We already have a dude who reposts dumb news stories. His username is gunzz. And we already have, like, ninety dudes who've named themselves after Jeeps or 311. You've got to come original.

8/21/2009 5:01:11 PM

I already recognize Jeepman and Jeepin4x4 on TWW. This new Jeep guy is too many Jeep folks for me to keep up with.

I'd like for you to pay the five dollar bucks for a new username, but you do whatever you think is best son.

[Edited on August 21, 2009 at 5:02 PM. Reason : l]

8/21/2009 5:02:28 PM

silly, that is the point: to be a dick to as many people as the magic of the internet makes allowable


btw did anyone remember to put a racist "NO INDIANS OR PAKIS" disclaimer at the bottom of those tunnel paintings? i feel that is important to the health of the website

8/21/2009 5:02:49 PM

meh fair enough

but at least he didn't end a sentence with "or"

8/21/2009 5:03:26 PM

do you even understand what i'm getting at with that or [is it too confusing to understand that i'm leaving the rest for you to fill in mentally such that you get the experience of coming to the idea yourself]

8/21/2009 5:04:32 PM

haha

8/21/2009 5:05:01 PM

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"[is it too confusing to understand that i'm leaving the rest for you to fill in mentally such that you get the experience of coming to the idea yourself]"

I was feeling this long before you opened your faggy mouth, but thanks for opening the discussion.

Jeepman311: I'm not saying we can't be friends IRL; but it's going to be tough for us to keep it real on TWW.

[Edited on August 21, 2009 at 5:07 PM. Reason : l]

8/21/2009 5:05:18 PM

wait what are you talking about Skack

i was talking to dropdeadkate

i thought we were cool because of our shared enjoyment of vodka with dr. pepper

i was gonna buy you a drink sometime

8/21/2009 5:08:15 PM

i will win the most popular Jeep-user award

8/21/2009 5:08:17 PM

most people who leave hanging sentences like that with the intention of people filling it themselves end it with ... so that people understand that that was the intention. it just sort of looks like you failed.

so if you could stop acting all mightier than thou that would be super awesome

[Edited on August 21, 2009 at 5:10 PM. Reason : fail]

8/21/2009 5:09:43 PM

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"wait what are you talking about Skack"

I don't know dude. I'm sorry FWIW. I'm just being a douchefaggot.
We're cool if you're cool.

I don't really even know what is going on right now either.

[Edited on August 21, 2009 at 5:10 PM. Reason : l]

8/21/2009 5:09:57 PM

lady i am FroshKiller

8/21/2009 5:11:06 PM

acting mightier than thou is what he does

8/21/2009 5:12:48 PM

oh nice comeback. I'll be sure to remember that you are too cool for proper punctuation next time.

8/21/2009 5:13:04 PM

nah

i am mighty

but you might be mighty, too

i don't know

i'm not one to pre-judge

but i will not abide by cats casting aspersions on my personal might at any rate

8/21/2009 5:13:47 PM

what is with this static

it's fuckin' friday, kids

8/21/2009 5:14:14 PM

hey frosh ever heard of edit post

8/21/2009 5:14:36 PM

For real.
I'm gonna go away from the computer to drank vodka dranks, wash my car, and get ready for this 80's party I'm going to tonight.

Peace y'all.

8/21/2009 5:15:08 PM