YOU BASK IN THE GLORY OF MY MUTANT BROWN MEMBER AND YOU WILL RECEIVE TH E SALVATION YOU SEEKTH

8/21/2009 10:05:24 PM

I, too, have been drunk on the internet

8/21/2009 10:05:56 PM

is bobby drunk tonight?

8/21/2009 10:06:11 PM

YOU MAYA MOTOERBOAT MY GENITALS FOR A NOMINAL FFEE

8/21/2009 10:06:43 PM

worst fucking mod ever

8/21/2009 10:06:51 PM

is bobby sober tonight?

8/21/2009 10:06:56 PM

did you just shit yourself and find God?

8/21/2009 10:07:13 PM

oh he said ever

[Edited on August 21, 2009 at 10:08 PM. Reason : xZV]

8/21/2009 10:07:19 PM

aww you're no fun

I expected a comeback

8/21/2009 10:09:39 PM

fuck it i'm going to see if i can suspend myself.

8/21/2009 10:12:11 PM

hahah

nice

8/21/2009 10:12:33 PM

Go see if you can fuck yourself also

8/21/2009 10:16:27 PM

Quote :

"BobbyDigital Suspended"

hahahaha

8/21/2009 10:18:35 PM

Quote :

"YOU MAYA MOTOERBOAT MY GENITALS FOR A NOMINAL FFEE"

look out for qntmfred with a shotgun

8/21/2009 10:47:38 PM

I am ihthread

8/21/2009 11:07:55 PM

BobbyDigital for mod!!!

[Edited on August 21, 2009 at 11:23 PM. Reason : except no touching Maya. ]

8/21/2009 11:23:08 PM

lol what happened here?

8/21/2009 11:24:46 PM

he suspended himself to see if he could do it

8/21/2009 11:28:34 PM

goddamn what's wrong with me?


rare form last night, apparently.

8/22/2009 8:19:58 AM

What was the occasion?

8/22/2009 8:20:38 AM

stuff of legends

8/22/2009 8:22:01 AM

haha this is sad.


the kid was in bed, the wife was pulling a 30 hour shift, and, our TV stopped working, so i decided to clean the house. i had one bottle of liquor too many to fit in our alcohol cabnit, so i decided the best course of action was to drink it, or at least as much as I could.

I got the bar cleaned up, and got as far as unloading the dishwasher before I got too drunk. I'm fairly sure my new neighbor who moved in about two weeks ago walked outside to see me pissing in my backyard. WELCOME TO THE SOUTH!

I think that about covers the funny shit, i'm a head home now and go buy a new TV.

8/22/2009 8:26:31 AM

Quote :

"I'm fairly sure my new neighbor who moved in about two weeks ago walked outside to see me pissing in my backyard."

hahahahah

8/22/2009 8:31:30 AM

fuckin gold

8/22/2009 8:58:27 AM

gold.

8/22/2009 9:57:11 AM

ADD TO MY TOPICS

8/22/2009 10:19:02 AM

I APPROVE OF THIS THREAD

8/22/2009 11:59:35 AM

Quote :

"I'm fairly sure my new neighbor who moved in about two weeks ago walked outside to see me pissing in my backyard. WELCOME TO THE SOUTH! "

I would die of laughter if a person from another country moved to the South and told me that when they started acting like the locals.

8/22/2009 1:48:18 PM

you should drink another bottle tonight and we'll see what happens

8/22/2009 2:02:14 PM

^^

yeah, but I was born and raised in greensboro...

i've been accused of having a southern drawl, though I vehemently deny this.


I do enjoy taking drunken pisses on my property though.

8/22/2009 3:36:24 PM

I enjoy taking drunken pisses anywhere

Quote :

"you should drink another bottle tonight and we'll see what happens"

agreed

8/22/2009 3:37:34 PM

greensboro had the strongest KKK membership in north carolina...


COINCIDENCE ?

8/22/2009 3:37:56 PM

I have 3 Ks in my last name!!!

COINCIDENCE?

8/22/2009 3:43:18 PM

I'm what you might call a redneck

8/22/2009 3:50:24 PM

bobby jindal?

8/22/2009 3:57:01 PM

This thread is fucking phenomenal.

8/22/2009 4:07:19 PM

^

8/22/2009 4:39:59 PM

last night, I paid for my sins.

My wife wanted to watch Chuck and Larry

did not want.

8/23/2009 9:07:36 AM

Writing this thread has verified to everyone that you might be the most ignorant person on here.

8/23/2009 9:26:55 AM

clearly.

8/23/2009 9:39:57 AM

eh, shit happens to the best of us at times. It's obviously not interfering with his work, family, etc.... you know, the important stuff. And it seems to be a rare occurance.

carry on my drunken desi friend. carry on

8/23/2009 10:05:51 AM

wow, somehow you managed to make this thread kinda fun after a horible start

8/23/2009 11:18:18 AM

I just haven't got it all out of me yet son. I still have more fuck you's to give.

8/23/2009 11:23:18 AM

next time you get drunk, piss on your neighbor's property instead. it's more fun and more Southern.

8/23/2009 11:37:52 AM

Quote :

"wow, somehow you managed to make this thread kinda fun after a horible start"

there is nothing horrible about this thread silly n00b

8/23/2009 11:48:38 AM

bttt

8/29/2009 10:51:21 PM

i hope i'm cool like bobby digital some day...i want a yard to pee in and a kid one day and a wife one day and portfolios etc

8/29/2009 11:11:58 PM

hahaha awesome thread.....did he really suspend himself?

8/30/2009 8:57:48 AM

I did my drinking in downtown raleigh last night.

I visited a lot of bars for the first time, most of which I didn't know existed before last night.

Deep South - seems like it could be cool, was there way early, and we were the only people there except for the band that was doing soundcheck
Foundation - really liked this joint, and their local beer selection.
Busy Bee - My own personal image of hell is this place. Maybe I'll go to confession today.
Landmark - I like free chex mix when i'm drunk

8/30/2009 10:34:41 AM

set up this queer

8/30/2009 10:39:32 AM