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"WINONA, Minnesota (WXOW)---Jordann Ojanpa says, "A St. Paul woman stopped at this Tires Plus in Winona Friday and told the mechanics she was having trouble with the belt tensioner on her Chevy Malibu. What she told them next left mechanics doing a double take." James Prusi, Tires Plus says, "It was kinda like this, and I looked at Dave and he looked at me like this..what do you say to that? There's a goat in your trunk? I had to repeat it, and then she said, 'Yes and it's alive.' While the woman was filling out paperwork, she casually told mechanics she was planning on butchering the goat. The woman left the shop while the repairs were being done...The mechanics then discovered a purple and gold spray painted goat with Brett Favre's number four shaved into its side...It's legs were bound and it wasn't moving much. Prusi says, "We pulled it in the shop and one of the mechanics heard it cry a little bit then it started screaming really loud, so we opened the trunk and the goat stuck its head out and was looking around and it was spray painted." Prusi then called animal control who arrived just as the woman was coming to pick up her car. They took possession of the goat who was then checked out by a local vet and given a clean bill of health. Prusi says, "It was animal cruelty to put it in a trunk to transport it and when she gave us her address it was a St. Paul address so we assummed she was driving to St. Paul with a goat in her trunk." The goat now named "Brett" has been adopted by a family living in Eleva, Wisconsin where it is roaming with 15 other goats on 110 acres of farmland. The number four is back in Wisconsin once again. "

8/25/2009 10:59:33 AM

wat

8/25/2009 11:01:19 AM

escape goat

8/25/2009 11:03:41 AM

8/25/2009 11:04:32 AM

Not nearly as cool as a trunk monkey, though.

8/25/2009 11:06:03 AM

obligatory:

I'd like to stick my horny goat in the OP's trunk.

8/25/2009 11:07:06 AM

8/25/2009 11:07:11 AM

I hope you have a big trunk.....cause I'm gonna put my goat in it

8/25/2009 11:54:50 AM