all within a 15 minute period of time.

That's a personal best for me

8/25/2009 8:04:40 PM

child please

8/25/2009 8:05:52 PM

actually, one of them was a child...

so, 1.5 white people.


called the fuck out

8/25/2009 8:06:52 PM

process of the fear evoking plz

8/25/2009 8:10:17 PM

Well, I was just out for my afternoon run:

Scared white person #1: I was at the top of a hill in my neighborhood, and I saw this guy cutting his grass. He turned, looked at me, then continued cutting his grass. About 15 seconds later when I finally ran up to where he was, and I was about 5 feet away from him, he turns again....looks at me....and jumps back about 3 feet with the most terrified look on his face



mofo let go of the lawn mower and everything. Sweet.



Scared white person #2: I saw a little girl up ahead dribbling a basketball in her yard. She's like 4, so of course the little klutz can't handle the ball and it gets away from her.... rolls right into the street. She chases it, but stops just short of her lawn (cause obviously the little girl isn't allowed to cross the street). It's just a few steps out of my path, so I run over, grab her ball, and hand it back to her. While giving the ball back, she takes it with the most terrified look on her face. Again, classic!

8/25/2009 8:17:22 PM

now was your wang out during either of these occurrences?

8/25/2009 8:20:25 PM

Haha, white people are so cute sometimes, aren't they?

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 8:20 PM. Reason : until they are put in charge of hiring decisions]

8/25/2009 8:20:30 PM

wang was secured, tightly against my leg, in my athletic tights



^ no doubt! I might go pick one up at the pet store tomorrow

8/25/2009 8:21:50 PM

Great job! Way to keep whitey in check. Keep up the good work, slugger.

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 8:36 PM. Reason : ]

8/25/2009 8:36:18 PM

thanks man

I can honestly understand the 4 year old girl being scared. 6'3, sweat, stanky, heavy-breathing, stranger coming up to you and all...

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 8:41 PM. Reason : I'm still counting it though...]

8/25/2009 8:40:58 PM

This ain't shit.

Now, were you white and scared black people

thats sayin something.

8/25/2009 8:43:10 PM

don't take this away from me

DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME

8/25/2009 8:44:27 PM

Congrats!

8/25/2009 8:54:08 PM

wait a minute...

EMCE's black?

8/25/2009 8:56:02 PM

i got scared when you came into my room that night and touched me
but you are hot so its ok

8/25/2009 9:09:12 PM

8/25/2009 9:16:48 PM

Well this is a story all about how my life got flip turned upside down, now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel air.
In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin out blastin and laughin so long, even my mama thinks that my mind is gone. Now I aint never crossed a man that didnt deserve it. Me be treated like a punk? You know thats unheard of. You better watch where you walkin and how you talkin, or you and your homeys might be lined in chalk.

8/25/2009 9:19:22 PM

that's so wrong, for so many reasons

8/25/2009 9:20:05 PM

wait

EMCE's a blackula?

8/25/2009 9:21:29 PM

sweet!

I just got a white person scare! I'm claiming two points on this one since it was a coworker that knows me.

3.5 for the week!

8/27/2009 12:09:04 PM

how many more before you cry out "ALL I WANT TO BE IS LOVED?"

8/27/2009 12:11:03 PM

I think it's fun to scare honkeys.

8/27/2009 12:11:09 PM

I pretty much have this down to a science

8/27/2009 12:43:11 PM

In all honesty, you probably scared a lot more than two today.

Us white folk just know how to bottle it up now.

8/27/2009 12:53:01 PM

i doubt the kid was afraid of you because you were black.

she was afraid of you because you were a large, male, stranger ... parents can go overboard sometimes with the "never talk to strangers" business.

lawnmower man is just a douche.

8/27/2009 12:57:49 PM

black ppl care too much about this kinda thing.

8/27/2009 12:59:12 PM

8/27/2009 1:04:50 PM

"Funny Vibe"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4d5jk4surA

8/27/2009 1:07:08 PM

damn honkeys

8/27/2009 1:07:10 PM