paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
the curiously exciting sensation of culling a three-foot hair from betwixt your buttocks. it happens about once or twice a month, you ladies will know what I'm talking about. 8/27/2009 6:36:00 AM |
qntmfred retired 40596 Posts user info edit post |
this is not good 8/27/2009 6:54:00 AM |
Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
What the fuck? 8/27/2009 6:54:20 AM |
DamnStraight All American 16665 Posts user info edit post |
it took me a minute to understand wtf, but now...lol 8/27/2009 6:58:17 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
i guess those wily bastards run down there in the shower and nestle in for the long haul 8/27/2009 7:09:31 AM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
You've got to hit up that two minutes of combing prior to showering, yo. 8/27/2009 7:45:27 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
8/27/2009 7:46:07 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
8/27/2009 7:50:29 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "it happens about once or twice a month, you ladies will know what I'm talking about." |
This is a daily occurrence 8/27/2009 7:51:17 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
get a haircut you hippie 8/27/2009 8:54:11 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
related to one of my favorite things ever
the next morning after a wild hookup, on random occasions there sometimes happens to be a long girl hair wrapped around my junkular area
pulling free this stray is quite oddly pleasureable.
i can see what you're saying 8/27/2009 8:56:50 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
^ exactly
Quote : | "You've got to hit up that two minutes of combing prior to showering, yo." |
combing my hair is like trying to rake the amazon forest floor
ain't gonna happen8/27/2009 4:17:24 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 4:18 PM. Reason : r]
8/27/2009 4:18:11 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
hairs stuck in the asscrack is so annoying 8/27/2009 4:18:17 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i guess those wily bastards run down there in the shower and nestle in for the long haul" |
i totally just snortled
Quote : | "This is a daily occurrence " |
so true!!! and quite annoying. but i've had long hair as long as i've had hair, so i'm quite used to it.8/27/2009 4:21:53 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
i actually read it a couple times to make sure i understood.
that was a bad idea
give me a mental image like that again and i will hurt you. 8/27/2009 4:24:13 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
maybe you need to trim your butthair so it wont catch those things 8/27/2009 4:26:37 PM |
d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
sadly, i can relate to the OP. 8/27/2009 4:27:15 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
i keep my butt hair trimmed... don't want shit getting stuck in it 8/27/2009 4:49:07 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I make sure all hairs are gone while I'm still in the shower...it's part of my routine. 8/27/2009 5:03:14 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
True story, ancilla is a Latin word that means "slave girl." 8/27/2009 5:03:42 PM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
interesting. I suppose I see how the English adaptation would follow but that's a little twisted.
And to you butt hair trimming advocates, neither the bare- nor fur-assed among us are immune. 8/27/2009 5:26:00 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
I don't know what to make of this thread yet. Thanks Dave. 8/27/2009 5:43:15 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
i am going to need to visually affirm that you wash your hands now every time i get a beer from you 8/27/2009 6:34:25 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
Crawdaddy wins this thread so hard 8/27/2009 10:10:11 PM |
Metricula Squishie Enthusiast 4040 Posts user info edit post |
I forgot what that was like since I cut my hair off 8/28/2009 12:06:42 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
I actually don't like this feeling but maybe that's because I don't like things near my bumhole... 8/28/2009 12:07:43 AM |
toemoss All American 2950 Posts user info edit post |
i pulled one out once, and i thought i had tape worms 8/28/2009 3:39:39 AM |
bassman803 All American 16965 Posts user info edit post |
thankfully my hair is only at my shoulders 8/28/2009 4:08:01 AM |
dustm All American 14296 Posts user info edit post |
I just pulled a random-ass one out of my crack, about a foot long and red... I'm assuming its from my roommate but I have not even seen her today. Maybe it was in my undies from the dryer or something
[Edited on September 21, 2009 at 5:22 AM. Reason : and the feeling has been lingering for about 5 minutes now] 9/21/2009 5:20:21 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
see, i promise i'm not crazy
it will happen to all of you somehow or another 9/21/2009 5:25:22 AM |
alibaby All American 8217 Posts user info edit post |
Yup this used to happen to me all the time when I didn't control where the loose hairs went and they'd slink all tje way down my body. Now I just get them out during conditioner time & use my fingers as a comb. 9/21/2009 9:20:56 AM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
oh dammit i clicked on this thread again because i forgot about it 9/21/2009 9:28:57 AM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
i clicked on this thread and one of those virus scare web browsers popped up...
NICE TWW...NICE 9/21/2009 10:10:16 AM |
G.O.D hates 4 lokos 4694 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "three-foot hair " |
9/21/2009 10:13:00 AM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62424 Posts user info edit post |
i still find random long blonde hairs on some of my older clothes 9/21/2009 10:32:07 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=2912045 11/2/2009 11:14:17 PM |
qntmfred retired 40596 Posts user info edit post |
i don't click ambrosia links anymore 11/2/2009 11:18:12 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I make sure all hairs are gone while I'm still in the shower...it's part of my routine." |
11/3/2009 11:43:38 AM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ I've never heard of that. That's crazy. 11/3/2009 11:51:34 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
haha this is rather funny 11/3/2009 11:52:42 AM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "
related to one of my favorite things ever
the next morning after a wild hookup, on random occasions there sometimes happens to be a long girl hair wrapped around my junkular area
pulling free this stray is quite oddly pleasureable.
i can see what you're saying
i only like it when it comes from another girl...would not find the same pleasure if it was my own hair
" |
[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 11:55 AM. Reason : .]11/3/2009 11:55:03 AM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
I like to refer to this as "tuning the B-string." 4/7/2010 4:48:55 PM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
i really struck a chord with this thread, didn't i 4/7/2010 9:06:30 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
dude you've seen how long Angie's hair is, its always finding its way wrapped around every part of my body... i know what you mean. 4/7/2010 9:10:16 PM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
she does have quite the protracted panache 4/7/2010 9:27:19 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
i enjoy unraveling it from around my balls 4/7/2010 9:30:31 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
4/7/2010 9:31:00 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
hate all ya want its nice 4/7/2010 9:32:22 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Excellent thread, and I trust most can agree with its sentiments.
Also, I want to use words like "betwixt." 4/7/2010 9:54:54 PM |