because the dawn soap commercial, with the cute little duck getting oil washed off, makes me sad

9/2/2009 12:23:02 AM

why would you wash the oils off a duck?


they need that shit

9/2/2009 12:23:50 AM

no, that makes you human

...

a human with a vagina

9/2/2009 12:25:11 AM

the little duck is so cute though

9/2/2009 12:37:46 AM

As a man, you are allowed to get legitimately sad:

1) When your momma dies, because she'd expect it of you. Your dad expects you to take his death like a man.
2) When parting with your first car.
3) When your dog dies.
4) While watching the dog episode of Futurama.

All other things that would normally make you sad should just make you angry or drunk.

j/k, but I don't know the commercial you're talking about.

9/2/2009 12:40:34 AM

^thats a decent list...probably have to nix numero dos though

9/2/2009 12:41:28 AM

Yeah, I wondered about including it, but I'm pretty sure I will shed a single tear (Indian style) when mine goes, and I wanted to cover all my bases.

9/2/2009 12:53:53 AM

^^^^^hahaha

^^I was sad when I got rid of my first car.

9/2/2009 12:54:59 AM

i love that commercial

cute little duck going home safely

9/2/2009 12:55:03 AM

Quote :

"All other things that would normally make you sad should just make you angry or drunk."

What about when Goose dies in Top Gun?

9/2/2009 10:11:20 AM

I bet you weep like a little girl when you see that homeless animal commercial with Sarah McLaughlin singing.

9/2/2009 10:19:54 AM

- When the kid got away (but really died) at the end of Radio Flyer

- Marley and Me

- When Rudy got to play

9/2/2009 10:22:51 AM

getting misty eyes in the end of Braveheart when they're dismembering him

9/2/2009 10:26:40 AM

The Notebook makes me cry. I want to pass on with my wife like that...

9/2/2009 10:29:26 AM

I can't believe you've watched the notebook. If it was voluntary (and not just to get ass) then I might have to delete your number from my phone!

9/2/2009 10:31:27 AM

Haha. The Notebook is a good movie. It has a good story. Don't hate you quarter polok Delete my number if you want, I still have yours

Oh man, this bro-mance is going to make me cry...

[Edited on September 2, 2009 at 10:35 AM. Reason : .]

9/2/2009 10:34:59 AM

Quote :

"I bet you weep like a little girl when you see that homeless animal commercial with Sarah McLaughlin singing."

yes

9/3/2009 11:08:04 PM

^^ ah god the notebook sucks big time. ima girl and i won't watch that nicholas sparks crap

and i suppose you can get a little weepy over animals. it's acceptable.

[Edited on September 3, 2009 at 11:13 PM. Reason : people, not so much. ]

9/3/2009 11:12:33 PM

i don't think you're a wuss. i think you have manopause.

9/3/2009 11:14:21 PM

This movie made me cry like a little girl.

9/3/2009 11:36:38 PM