I was calmly eating breakfast at my desk, like I do every morning. I ate my two apples... delicious. started eating my cranberry muffin... womderful. Then I took a swig of milk, and it tasted like a javelina's taint. Gross.

Never in my 26 years have I encountered prepackaged milk that was bad. I feel like I'm going to puke.

Hold it down EMCE... Hold it down...

9/3/2009 7:36:22 AM

You swallowed?

9/3/2009 7:38:44 AM

you have to ask?

EMCE ALWAYS swallows.

9/3/2009 7:40:57 AM

9/3/2009 7:41:24 AM

At the risk of making it into that retarded 'quotes out of context thread'...

Yeah, I swallowed the milk. Out of habit I guess... Years and years of drinking milk out of those little cardboard containers without any problems led me to believe that today would be no different.

9/3/2009 7:42:38 AM

:[

Shouldn't upset your stomach when it gets to digesting... rotten milk is only a little cheesy and acidic, right?

9/3/2009 7:46:36 AM

that cow got you good fucker!

9/3/2009 7:48:28 AM

I don't know. I can still taste it

oh well, if I puke I'm going to do it BIG!. I have to go see a man about a helo. in a few minutes. I do not particularly care for this fellow. If I puke, I will try to get as much projectile vomit on him as possible.

9/3/2009 7:52:36 AM

Do jumping jacks.

9/3/2009 7:55:02 AM