automatic doors everywhere instead of this outdated knob and hinge crap?

9/5/2009 6:52:17 PM

just learn how to walk through that shit

9/5/2009 6:54:01 PM

where is my flying car?

9/5/2009 6:54:14 PM

9/5/2009 6:55:43 PM

its a door, there has to be a hinge

9/5/2009 6:59:42 PM

Use the handicap door like all the other lazy people.

9/5/2009 7:02:58 PM

You can get automatic doors all over your house if you're willing to pay for it.

9/5/2009 7:04:10 PM

When will the automatic doors be so common that when I tell a contractor that I want old fashioned manual doors in my house he'll give me a weird look and say "Why the hell would you want those, you damn retro hipster?"

9/5/2009 7:09:00 PM

The door refused to open. It said, “Five cents, please.”

He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. “I’ll pay you tomorrow,” he told the door. Again he tried the knob. Again it remained locked. “What I pay you,” he informed it, “is in the nature of a gratuity; I don’t have to pay you.”

“I think otherwise,” the door said. “Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this conapt.”;

In his desk drawer he found the contract; since signing it he had found it necessary to refer to the document many times. Sure enough; payment to his door for opening and shutting constituted a mandatory fee. Not a tip.

“You discover I’m right,” the door said. It sounded smug.

9/5/2009 7:11:02 PM

in the future, will posts like this appear in your thoughts of mr. joshua thread?

9/5/2009 7:15:38 PM

9/5/2009 7:29:13 PM

^^^

9/5/2009 7:58:22 PM

How do you leave an automatic door open? Do you address the door by voice? What if there are multiple doors in one room?

9/5/2009 7:59:17 PM

^^ there's genius... there's super genius

and then there's the guy who wrote that

9/5/2009 8:00:13 PM

In all honesty, I'd get pretty tired of my household doors opening every time I walked past them.

9/5/2009 8:05:03 PM