1. People that let their pets jump in to apartment complex pools

9/6/2009 7:04:00 PM

2. People that have big dogs and live in small apartments.

[Edited on September 6, 2009 at 7:05 PM. Reason : too many thats]

9/6/2009 7:04:55 PM

in before the script

9/6/2009 7:05:41 PM

whoever posts after me

9/6/2009 7:06:09 PM

3. people that set off fire alarms when they attempt to cook anything

9/6/2009 7:09:37 PM

IMStoned420

Probably the stupidest poster on this site.

9/6/2009 7:20:22 PM

^^ my fire alarm goes off almost everytime i cook. it is super sensitive. i don't get how that is dumb! all i have to do is open the oven and it starts going off

OR if i take a hot shower and don't leave the door open while i do it, when i open the door and all the steam comes out it goes off.

9/6/2009 7:24:18 PM

^mine does the same thing...if i open the oven to get something out of it it goes off...drives me nuts

5. people who try to lie to the police when they KNOW the cops know what they've done...idiots

9/6/2009 7:27:32 PM

2 wolfwebbers i can knock off my want to marry list

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/6/2009 7:28:12 PM

lol its my apartment, not my cooking, im a fantastic cook
fyi

9/6/2009 7:33:38 PM

i'm talking about the people that have smoke billowing out of their windows after they cook

9/6/2009 7:39:49 PM

^^ ditto. nothing is ever burned

^^^and like i said, it does it with my shower too so it obviously isn't my cooking!

[Edited on September 6, 2009 at 7:53 PM. Reason : .]

9/6/2009 7:53:09 PM

maybe you are a witch

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/6/2009 7:57:01 PM

6. People who improvise their own "signature" because the forum they're posting on doesn't have the option in their profile.

I'm Netstorm and I approve of this message.


Seriously though, Astral, do you fucking type that out for every post or do you hotkey it or something? Why?

9/6/2009 8:08:31 PM

oh bollocks search for christ sake

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/6/2009 8:09:25 PM

Why would I search something like that? That's ridiculous. <.<

9/6/2009 8:12:05 PM

>.>

9/6/2009 8:12:44 PM

I had a better idea for this name but it would've been far too difficult in execution

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.`

[Edited on September 6, 2009 at 8:14 PM. Reason : better reads: more stupid. it also would've been unnecessarily confusing.]

9/6/2009 8:13:51 PM

You could at least properly capitalize it.

9/6/2009 8:14:56 PM

5 minutes later:

"Does he mean 'this account' when he says, 'this name', or is he a Nigerian identity theft scammer?"

9/6/2009 8:16:03 PM

Quote :

"IMStoned420 Probably the stupidest poster on this site."

It's not a script!!!

9/6/2009 8:17:14 PM

Quote :

"2 wolfwebbers i can knock off my want to marry list"

People that have such a list with a wolfwebber on it. Multiple TWW-ers is worse.

9/6/2009 8:51:29 PM

balls

9/6/2009 9:18:59 PM

ibtscript

9/6/2009 9:27:04 PM

7. people that run on tile pool decks

9/6/2009 9:27:51 PM

8. that camp lifeguard that let that kid float face down in the water for like however many minutes before "saving" him

9/6/2009 9:30:00 PM

9. people that don't notice they've left a floater after they flush once and leave

9/6/2009 11:12:48 PM

2. People that have big dogs and live in small apartments.

9/6/2009 11:16:59 PM

10. people that i'm going to have to bitch out today, which will include at least one professor. oh yes.

9/7/2009 9:03:49 AM

11. People who think certain dogs can't be happy in an apartment.
12. People who answer their phones in the middle of a fucking movie

9/7/2009 10:40:02 AM

people who turn reeealllllly slooooooow

9/7/2009 10:40:50 AM

Ronny

9/7/2009 10:41:52 AM

doubtful that he is stupid. more than likely hes just trying to piss you off

9/7/2009 10:42:34 AM

13. People that make appointments that cause me to miss lunch, then don't show up.

9/7/2009 2:19:07 PM

14. ddd

9/7/2009 3:07:57 PM

I should probably be somewhere on this list son.

9/7/2009 3:09:24 PM

^^People who use script in such a manner as this.

9/7/2009 3:26:49 PM

You forgot 15. douche

9/7/2009 4:20:43 PM

ddd

9/7/2009 4:21:41 PM

nahhh, synapse's ok.

9/7/2009 5:32:47 PM

15. people that stay late at work.

9/7/2009 6:16:38 PM

1. Afghanistan-Pakistan (Af-Pak) czar, Richard Holbrooke
2. AIDS czar, Jeffrey Crowley [openly gay white man]
3. Auto recovery czar, Ed Montgomery
4. Behavioral science czar, position not yet filled
5. Bailout czar, Herbert Allison Jr., [replaced Bush bailout czar Neel Kashkari, Assistant Secretary of the Treasury for Financial Stability confirmed by Senate]
6. Border czar, Alan Bersin
7. Car czar, Ron Bloom [Counselor to the Secretary of the Treasury , under Senate oversight]
8. Climate change czar, Todd Stern
9. Copyright czar, not appointed yet
10. Counterterrorism czar, John Brennan
11. Cybersecurity czar, position will be vacant on August 21st [upon the departure of Melissa Hathaway]
12. Disinformation czar, Linda Douglass [This is a new media buzz since our earlier list, a response by pundits to the White House request for informants: see Glenn Beck and Lew Rockwell]
13. Domestic violence czar, Lynn Rosenthal
14. Drug czar, Gil Kerlikowske
15. Economic czar, Larry Summers
16. Economic czar number two, Paul Volcker
17. Education czar, Arne Duncan
18. Energy czar, Carol Browner
19. Food czar, Michael Taylor [a former Monsanto executive, or, the fox in charge of the henhouse]
20. Government performance czar, Jeffrey Zients
21. Great Lakes czar, Cameron Davis
22. Green jobs czar, Van Jones [who has a communist background]
UPDATE, 9/06/09, Van Jones resigned after an exposé by Glenn Beck.
23. Guantanamo closure czar, Daniel Fried
24. Health czar, Nancy-Ann DeParle
25. Infotech czar, Vivek Kundra [Shoplifted four shirts, worth $33.50 each, from J.C. Penney in 1996 (source). His last day in DC government was March 4 but on March 12 the FBI raided his office and arrested two staffers.]
26. Intelligence czar, Dennis Blair [Director of National Intelligence, a Senate confirmed position. He is a retired United States Navy four-star admiral]
27. Latin-American czar, Arturo Valenzuela (nominee) [although this post is referred to as a czar, he is nominatied to be Assistant Secretary of State for Western Hemisphere Affairs and so is subject to Senate confirmation. Voting on his confirmation was delayed to clarify his position on Honduras. Watch WaPo’s Head Count to track status of confirmation.]
28. Mideast peace czar, George Mitchell
29. Mideast policy czar, Dennis Ross
30. Pay czar, Kenneth Feinberg
31. Regulatory czar, Cass Sunstein
32. Religion czar, aka God czar Joshua DuBois
33. Safe schools czar, Kevin Jennings [appointed to be Assistant Deputy Secretary of the Office of Safe and Drug-Free Schools, a newly created post (that does not require Senate confirmation); openly gay founder of an organization dedicated to promoting pro-homosexual clubs and curricula in public schools]
34. Science czar, John Holdren
35. Stimulus oversight czar, Earl Devaney
36. Sudan czar, J. Scott Gration
37. TARP czar, Elizabeth Warren [chair of the [Congressional Oversight Panel for the Trouble Assets Relief Program; note that Herb Allison is frequently called the TARP czar]
38. Technology czar, Aneesh Chopra
39. Trade czar, Ron Kirk
40. Urban affairs czar, Adolfo Carrion
41. War czar, Douglas Lute [retained from Bush administration, married to Jane Holl Lute, currently a Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security]
42. Water czar, David J. Hayes [a Deputy Interior Secretary and therefore subject to Senate oversight]
43. Weapons czar, Ashton Carter [actually Under Secretary of Defense for Acquisition, Technology, and Logistics and so subject to Senate confirmation]
44. Weapons of mass destruction czar, Gary Samore

9/7/2009 8:44:58 PM

^

9/7/2009 8:46:22 PM

16. people that post lists of political bullshit in an obviously not political thread.

9/7/2009 11:35:07 PM

Lots of call outs ITT.

9/7/2009 11:37:31 PM

17. People that complain about other people's lists of stupid people

9/7/2009 11:39:02 PM

It's my thread, AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCKING THING SUCKS!

9/7/2009 11:39:41 PM

The users are posting their tails off, and the posters ARE SCREWIN IT UP

9/7/2009 11:43:23 PM

18. people that post meaningless lists of political bullshit while trying [and failing] to make a point

9/7/2009 11:50:21 PM

^

9/7/2009 11:53:31 PM