Why or why not?

9/8/2009 1:20:40 PM

yes, because i want kids.

9/8/2009 1:21:02 PM

so teachers will have a miserable time having to deal with my kid and his bullshit

9/8/2009 1:21:28 PM

I am terrified of the gremlins that I would produce, so probably not.

9/8/2009 1:22:27 PM

what kind of question is this? or better yet, what kind of answers are you expecting?

yes - I want to have kids so I can put together a traveling circus group?

9/8/2009 1:22:44 PM

You don't want kids, so it looks like I'm gonna have to in order to make your parents happy

Honestly though, I'm about 50/50 right now as to whether or not I even want them.

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9/8/2009 1:23:46 PM

^^^ dont get her wet or feed her after midnight

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9/8/2009 1:23:57 PM

yes, b/c i want carbon copies of me to clean my house for 10+ years. if spaced out properly...i could have a mini-me cleaning the house for 15, maybe even 20 years.

by the time they leave for college, i will hopefully be able to afford a maid.

9/8/2009 1:28:04 PM

yeh, so I can have free labor

9/8/2009 1:31:25 PM

no - adoption all the way, when and if we decide we want kids. too much trouble to try to get me pregnant, and i don't feel justified bringing a child into this world when there are so many out there already that need a home.

9/8/2009 1:31:45 PM

Lucy I found a really gross picture of you on my hard drive where you look fat.

9/8/2009 1:32:01 PM

this new fitness elitist god really irritates teh piss out of me for some reason


do you want a tug job every time you have to come off like a dickhead?

9/8/2009 1:33:54 PM

I think we all know I used to be fat. My mom overfed me as a child. I'm the kid in green below.

9/8/2009 1:36:14 PM

hell to the no i'm not having kids

9/8/2009 1:36:42 PM

i dont know. i honestly think not.

its still a bit of a toss up. but i think i'd prefer being an uncle over a dad.

9/8/2009 1:37:26 PM

at some point, in my late 30's

Tho I'm afraid of waiting too long and being confused for his grandpa at T ball games

9/8/2009 1:37:52 PM

^^ Amen. That's why thumper and eleusis need to get to work, darnit.

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9/8/2009 1:38:01 PM

aha

9/8/2009 1:39:08 PM

9/8/2009 1:39:36 PM

hahaha i'm still way too selfish to have kids. i keep hoping that'll change.

9/8/2009 1:40:57 PM

I may donate eggs... does that count? :-/

9/8/2009 1:41:24 PM

but think of the time you won't have to spend after they're old enough to clean and cook for you!

9/8/2009 1:41:39 PM

honestly, i'm an only child, and i've always been used to getting what i want when i wanted it. if i wanna leave work and go shopping, then i do it. if i wanna take a nap, i do it. if i wanna have beer for dinner and pass out at 8pm, then i do it.

kids fuck all that up SELFISH

9/8/2009 1:43:03 PM

Quote :

"if i wanna leave work and go shopping, then i do it. if i wanna take a nap, i do it. if i wanna have beer for dinner and pass out at 8pm, then i do it."

if ya wanna leave work, pick up the kid and go shopping

if ya wanna nap, turn on the tv and get them a sandwich, and go nap

if ya wanna have a beer at dinner, tell the kid to get you a beer and pass out after following ^

9/8/2009 1:46:15 PM

You can always send the kids to Aunt Lucy's house for a good dose of corruption. Kid's gotta acquire a taste for beer somehow.

9/8/2009 1:51:20 PM

lol

9/8/2009 1:51:41 PM

Quote :

"do you want a tug job every time you have to come off like a dickhead?"

It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.

9/8/2009 1:52:00 PM

Hell No. No kids and no wife makes me a happy sum bitch

9/8/2009 1:53:52 PM

I'd like to be a Cary Soccer Mom one day. The only way to do that is have kids and get one of those gas-guzzling minivan/SUV things.

9/8/2009 1:53:57 PM

DIDNT PLAN TO

BUT DONE DID, ANYHOW

9/8/2009 1:55:39 PM

wait..... God does bodybuilding shows now?

9/8/2009 1:56:36 PM

Every time I'm in the gym

9/8/2009 1:57:54 PM

my album is coming out in december

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9/8/2009 1:58:15 PM

yeah i was curious about that. i'm not sure if they have a super ultra lightweight division or not

9/8/2009 1:58:35 PM

I'm 170 lbs you girly man.

9/8/2009 2:07:10 PM

just a joke. and i'm still like 70 pounds heavier than that so i think i can make that joke still

9/8/2009 2:07:45 PM

No.

I've never wanted kids. They're disgusting.

9/8/2009 2:09:58 PM

begonias I hear you can't get pregnant if you use the butt.

9/8/2009 2:14:21 PM

ASS BABIES

9/8/2009 2:15:24 PM

That's what I call my poop.

9/8/2009 2:16:20 PM

no, because the lifestyle i want would not be an option if i had children

9/8/2009 2:16:52 PM

you can be a meth addict and have kids

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9/8/2009 2:17:50 PM

good point

i'd like to change my answer

9/8/2009 2:18:55 PM

the american north carolinian dream

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9/8/2009 2:20:33 PM

no, because i don't want kids.

9/8/2009 2:22:54 PM

yes, because my parents demand grandchildren

9/8/2009 2:28:01 PM

for human sacrifice?!?!?!

9/8/2009 2:34:39 PM

my parents have a grandchild, i'm off that hook

9/8/2009 2:37:00 PM

Maybe. I think I do, but I really want to adopt. Kinda return the favor; without adoption I wouldn't be here

9/8/2009 2:38:38 PM

I would like to, but only when I'm happy with myself and my life and I'm in a good relationship with someone who feels likewise.

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9/8/2009 2:43:06 PM