10/13/2009 6:32:24 PM

thread delivered

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10/13/2009 6:35:11 PM

I think bas conveniently left out stopping the take down

10/13/2009 6:36:16 PM

[old]

10/13/2009 6:37:45 PM

yeah old, but still worth watching every time lol

10/13/2009 6:42:04 PM

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"I think bas conveniently left out stopping the take down"

ftw

10/13/2009 6:48:12 PM

1. Back up (You never should have been that close to begin with).
2. Shoot Bas Rutten (Two rounds to the center of the chest, followed by one round to the head).
3. Profit.


Hell, a trained lightweight is, in general, not going to win against a trained heavyweight. I mean, this is why there are classes. That whole "fight like a man" bullshit goes out the window when it's your life. Take every god damned advantage you can get. If you know you're going up against a world class fighter, shoot the fucker. Don't play his game son.

10/13/2009 6:55:25 PM

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"DANGITA DANGITA DANG"

10/13/2009 7:01:21 PM

fuck that

if I'm in a fight, I am GOING to win. I'm not fighting just to fight... I'm going to fight to walk out of the situation with YOU laying on the ground. Whatever means necessary.

10/13/2009 7:04:11 PM

those guys in the red in the video should know better

10/13/2009 7:06:28 PM

Pretty much. Don't play by some set of rules son.

There are no rules in a street fight (Except physics).

And yes, a bar fight is a street fight by my definition son.

Thus it is by yours as well.

10/13/2009 7:07:00 PM

exactly. the only time you'll hear "you're not fighting fair" is if the other guy is losing. If he's kicking your ass, he sure as hell isn't going to be fighting my some moral set of fighting rules.


shoot that motherfucker in the knee, and watch him fall to the ground. if he's still coming after you, plug him in the chest.

10/13/2009 7:09:18 PM

This is especially useful when you're hungry for a carcass.

10/13/2009 7:13:10 PM

I was gonna post a youtube of Pee Wee Herman's tequila but then I found these clips of Steven Seagal kicking ass





[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 7:19 PM. Reason : tip: if you attack Steven Seagal with a knife he will break your wrist]

10/13/2009 7:14:48 PM

^^Exactly, If you're trying to harm me then I'm going to do whatever it takes.
I have no reservations about digging a motherfuckers eyeballs out with my thumbs.

10/13/2009 7:30:05 PM

These videos raise my natural testosterone levels. brb, going to destroy something.

10/13/2009 7:31:24 PM

10/13/2009 7:31:46 PM

gg

10/13/2009 7:32:16 PM

i like the way they took their shoes off

10/13/2009 7:34:14 PM

I can eat the loser monkeymeat son.

I guess it might be kind of bruised if it's all sliced and stabbed....

Whatever though son.

10/13/2009 7:35:50 PM

Hang out with me thats how you win

10/13/2009 7:40:53 PM

Juan Mix.

Wins every time.

10/13/2009 7:43:04 PM

x-triangle-square-circle or down+back x works everytime

10/13/2009 7:46:59 PM

Poke them in the eye. Break a pint glass in their face. Power in numbers.

10/13/2009 8:35:59 PM

wrong move! don't do that to... EL GUAPO!

10/13/2009 8:47:19 PM

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"bong bong bong"

oh yeah, most of that is simple Taekwondo moves that you can learn at the NCSU club night in Carmichael gym at white belt status.

10/13/2009 9:35:26 PM

In all honesty, I've never seen a bar stool used as a weapon IRL.

Oh, and BANG BANG BONGITTA DOOOOON'T YOU EHHHHHHVAHHH

10/13/2009 10:18:23 PM

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"TO THE LIVER"

NICE

10/13/2009 10:38:25 PM

I have successfully used the "create distance and grab a chair" method in a good ole fashioned "this latino just pulled a knife on me" situation.

10/13/2009 10:57:53 PM

I remember one night there was some static between a couple different ethnic groups at the bar I was in... One guy (beligerently drunk) picked a chair up over his head and was about to take this ethnic guy out. I was pretty much trying to stay out of the way, but I was behind the guy with the chair and grabbed one of the legs before he could get his bludgeon on. Can't say why he didn't decide to pound me, but the ethnics left shortly afterward and all seemed to be forgotten.

10/14/2009 4:47:51 AM

ENSIGN RICKY

10/14/2009 7:53:15 AM