Got out of a speeding ticket without paying a dime, it was $180
oh yeah, i got an unlimited get out of jail card
i think i'll go rob a bank

[Edited on November 17, 2009 at 8:22 PM. Reason : .]

11/17/2009 8:22:15 PM

cool story, bro!!

11/17/2009 8:23:17 PM

too bad you don't know anybody at redbox

11/17/2009 8:32:13 PM

it actually isn't that cool

and you don't gotta be that high to get ish done

^ LOLOLOLOL

[Edited on November 17, 2009 at 8:32 PM. Reason : .]

11/17/2009 8:32:14 PM

1 DOLLAR FOR 1 DAY

11/17/2009 8:33:07 PM

^^oh really, i beg to differ, im talking about walking into the courtroom and getting out scott free
thats not presidential pardon high but that is high for tww users




Now i'm wondering if i should send a gift, but that would make it a bribe, so uhh...

[Edited on November 17, 2009 at 8:41 PM. Reason : ./]

11/17/2009 8:39:21 PM

the courtroom was filled with lafta

11/17/2009 8:41:47 PM

I, too, have lawyer friends

and getting out of a speeding ticket isn't all that difficult, nor impressive

[Edited on November 17, 2009 at 8:42 PM. Reason : a]

11/17/2009 8:41:52 PM

exactly

and a get out of jail free card isn't impressive either

but keep going maybe you will awe us soon!

11/17/2009 8:43:49 PM

and it's not a bribe if it's your own lawyer. it's his job to get you out of shit

now if this "friend in high places" is actually the judge, then yeah it could be seen as a bribe

11/17/2009 8:45:11 PM

and it is after the fact

but thank you presents are legit (after)

and to make it less sketch they can just share with their colleagues

(i mean if we're talking like cookies or an edible fruit basket or something)

[Edited on November 17, 2009 at 8:46 PM. Reason : .]

11/17/2009 8:46:00 PM

is there a such thing as an inedible fruit basket?

11/17/2009 8:47:28 PM

good point

i guess i meant edible art, hah.

11/17/2009 8:47:55 PM

I'ma keep my eye on you

11/17/2009 8:48:46 PM

yeah, i got a ticket way back when, relative knew the assistant DA...I was told to plead guilty, went down to pay the court costs and didnt owe anything, wasnt ever on my record either.

11/17/2009 8:49:10 PM

This thread sucks.

11/17/2009 8:49:16 PM

be careful, he might sue you

and he WILL win!

[Edited on November 17, 2009 at 8:50 PM. Reason : a]

11/17/2009 8:49:47 PM

i cant say who it is, but its not a lawyer, be awed
and i guess i'll send them what they like, Danish Apples

11/17/2009 8:50:35 PM