I was speaking a few words, walking a little, and shitting my pants.

1/1/2010 3:16:22 AM

I was a lowly nutsack dweller

1/1/2010 10:02:34 AM

I guess things haven't changed much for you

1/1/2010 12:18:04 PM

i was a fetus

1/1/2010 2:34:22 PM

My parents were probably celebrating thier first new years day with me. I was only 10 months old.

1/1/2010 3:26:36 PM

I was 5 living on a farm in Hassel NC

1/1/2010 6:27:04 PM

i was doing whatever two year olds in the '70s did. likely "helping" my dad chop wood or break icicles off the kitchen faucet. (we were dirt poor back then)

1/1/2010 7:03:22 PM

i was 3 weeks from being born. my mom was probably tired of carrying me around.

1/1/2010 8:31:02 PM

^damn, what's your birthday? i'm the 24th.

1/1/2010 9:40:08 PM

2 months shy of my 3rd birthday.

i have no idea wtf i was doing then.

i do have a memory of smearing cream cheese into the hair of the italian girl next door, about my age or maybe a year older. don't know when exactly i did it, but it was before my 3rd birthday.

1/2/2010 6:14:01 PM

My folks had their fourth wedding anniversary.

1/3/2010 10:19:52 AM

I was an itch in my daddy's pants.

1/3/2010 4:09:59 PM

30 Years Ago Today... I was born.

1/24/2010 12:31:43 PM

happy bday

1/24/2010 4:21:23 PM