I heard that Gary Williams is in a contract dispute with UMd over their attempts to replace him with Ralph Friedgen and move Gary to the JV squad which plays their games at midnight.

1/22/2010 8:35:11 PM

Roy Williams will injure his back at some point in time this season

.500 record will have an asterisk beside it for all of eternity

1/22/2010 8:37:16 PM

larry drew once killed someone for sweatpants money

1/22/2010 8:46:44 PM

Maryland will have a shitty thread about them moved to the trash bin the night before playing ncsu.

1/22/2010 8:47:42 PM

nope, only MY threads get moved to Trash Bin

all the other shitty threads just get locked

1/22/2010 8:48:22 PM

jin soo choi had to go back to korea because he no speaky engrish

1/22/2010 9:23:52 PM

i heard gavin grant is in the country illegally

1/22/2010 9:36:14 PM

i heard HOOPS MALONE is jammin on the hot

1/22/2010 9:46:22 PM

jamminonthehot@gmail.com

1/22/2010 9:57:17 PM

hoops malone is going to be starting at point guard for nccu. he won a contest.

1/22/2010 10:01:56 PM

Quote :

"nope, only MY threads get moved to Trash Bin all the other shitty threads just get locked "

lol. man u do have the worst luck with that. ha

1/22/2010 10:32:41 PM

moron had butt sex with the carolina basketball team and gave them all AIDS

1/22/2010 11:08:18 PM

Raymond Felt on McCants in prison.

Greivis Vasquez killed Chris Paul's grandfather.

Derrick Favors is a time traveling robot, sent back in time by future Paul Hewitt, to give past Paul Hewitt a coaching job for five more years.

Lee Fowler will finally be fired. His replacement will be Conan O'Brien.

If State beats Carolina next week, UNC fans will call it a rivalry game and the season a rebuilding year. If Carolina beats State, the UNC fans will deny our ACC affiliation.

Coach K will go missing and his brother will take over the position. Years later, a Coach X will show up and secretly help Coach K's brother to victory.

Miami University is heavily recruiting an unknown Bulgarian player, Ilian Evtimov.

1/22/2010 11:30:30 PM

7 Arizona State
10 North Carolina State

March 19, Oklahoma City

1/22/2010 11:36:57 PM

I hear Greivis Vasquez is not legal in the states

1/22/2010 11:37:48 PM

the plumlee brothers at duke fuck each other while the entire team watches and pleasures themselves. then they go play some ball.

just saying thats what I heard.

1/23/2010 12:15:22 AM

Farnold was suspended earlier in the year by Coach Lowe for gluing a wig on his head while he was asleep.

1/23/2010 12:22:48 AM

Lebron James to Carolina.

Kobe Bryant to Duke.

1/23/2010 12:31:55 AM

gary williams has a foot fetish

1/23/2010 12:43:02 AM

gary williams is actually the long lost half brother of justin wilson, the creole chef. they are both best friends with wilford brimley, but neither one had the diabetes.

1/23/2010 3:33:07 AM

Scott Wood is being benched for faking the funk on a nasty dunk during practice.

1/23/2010 1:02:24 PM

Before every game Coach K makes his team watch Teen Wolf. Just to remind them what his inspiration for getting into the game was.

1/23/2010 5:00:01 PM

before every game roy williams kidnaps a kid from the local wal mart and then sells the kid into a child labor shop. then takes the money he got from that sale and buys a blow job from a tranny.

1/23/2010 5:11:43 PM

UNC practices a special play in case anyone ever again calls a timeout they don't have.

Coach K coaches ten Lakers games per year.

Chandler Parsons is really the leftover DNA of Tim Tebow.

Boston College still thinks they're in the Big East.

Miami University recruits heavily from local prisons.

When Julius Hodge is hungry, he eats. When he's not hungry, he eats, but not as much.

Tyler Hansbrough and Gerald Henderson have stated they want to play for the Phoenix Coyotes.

1/23/2010 5:41:26 PM

^^Stop.

Just stop.

[Edited on January 23, 2010 at 5:42 PM. Reason : Seriously.]

1/23/2010 5:42:08 PM

^^have we ever even played miami university?

1/23/2010 5:44:14 PM

^ gg troll

1/23/2010 5:57:12 PM

Jordan Collins is changing his name to Bo Lawson in an attempt to get recruited by UNC and bring them down from the inside.

1/23/2010 5:59:27 PM

Spontaneous is the best.

1/24/2010 2:00:37 AM

We're breaking our black uniforms for the next game, I hear.

1/26/2010 10:52:24 PM

unc pays the refs

wait, you said make it up...

1/26/2010 11:07:21 PM

Ed Davis was injured. Shit wasn't true at all.

1/27/2010 9:05:36 AM

To show their support, the Carolina Hurricanes will be changing their name to the NC State Hurricanes (shortened from the North Carolina State of the University of North Carolina at Raleigh Hurricanes).

Jon Scheyer has been given a cure for rabies, although it has robbed him of his basketball ability.

It has been rumored that Dickie V will be known as Penis N V as a marketing ploy, baby.

Greivis Vasquez has two cell phones. One for regular people and one just for girls, to let them know they have herpes. From his face. You're freakin' disgusting, Greivis Vasquez.

Boston College coach Al Skinner has stated that his teams will no longer lose to Harvard. In the coming years, it will be Cornell.

1/27/2010 1:32:13 PM

Roy Williams' great grandfather owned a slave plantation that once held the great-great grandfather of Sidney Lowe.

1/27/2010 1:41:52 PM

NC Central bought all available tickets for tomorrows game to make sure HOOPS MALONE can't get in and distract them with his balloons and raps.

1/29/2010 10:39:06 AM