It has come to this reporter's attention that BubbleBobble and Dropdeadkate were seen gallavanting around town, taking in some windowshopping and museum tours.

Does this mean egyeyes and bubblegobble are through?

is blobblebibble just a rebound man for a newly single ddk?

is this the beginning of a bizarre love triangle?

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2/25/2010 1:05:46 PM

do not lie

2/25/2010 1:06:32 PM

this comes fom reliable sources

mn1rorsittdnl

2/25/2010 1:07:25 PM

i love big nipples

2/25/2010 1:08:22 PM

LOL

in before the bitchiness.

2/25/2010 1:22:55 PM

i read this as

2/25/2010 1:24:24 PM

2/25/2010 1:29:31 PM

ya needed somethin to happen
and I got a plan
cause I'm your rebound man

2/25/2010 1:36:10 PM

Who just went skipping in the park after snacking on FroYo?

Your favorite couple, egyeyes and GlibbleGobble!

A last ditch effort, or are they back together?

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2/25/2010 2:15:32 PM

hahaha what is this shit. i am not newly single. i have been single for like 6 years you dumbass

2/25/2010 2:17:30 PM

are you calling my reporters liars?


my sources are very reliable and totally not fake.

2/25/2010 2:23:37 PM

SHAKE FOR ME, GIRL

I WANNA BE YOUR BACKDOOR MAN

2/25/2010 2:26:30 PM

I thought this thread was going to be about:



But alas, it is not. By the way, that game is AWESOME.

[Edited on February 25, 2010 at 2:28 PM. Reason : f]

2/25/2010 2:27:42 PM

yo if you don't like lz you can pretty much die

PEACE

2/25/2010 2:29:28 PM

Froshkiller spotted paying no attention to egyeyes and bubbbbbbbbbbbblelebne at the lez zeppelin show. froshkiller seemed too enthralled with the all lesbian cover band, while egyeyes and bb seemed enthralled only with each others mouths.

a brooding dropdeadkate was seen making out with the bouncer, presumably to make blooblebleeble jealous.

will it work?

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2/25/2010 2:33:26 PM

i'm suing you for libel

2/25/2010 2:33:56 PM

d8888

2/25/2010 2:34:40 PM

Definition for libel
- defamation: a false and malicious published statement that damages somebody's reputation.
- attacking of somebody's reputation: the making of false and damaging statements about somebody



You've got no case! I and my sources speak da truth!

2/25/2010 2:36:32 PM

i'm going to take every penny you have and every penny you make for the next 50 years

2/25/2010 3:00:15 PM

me and ddk are an item

2/25/2010 3:12:34 PM

look i already told him not to lie

boddnl

2/25/2010 3:15:14 PM

^^^ So you're going to have 50 pennies? Who the hell doesn't have direct deposit?

2/25/2010 3:21:17 PM

ddk I was hoping you'd get more pissed ITT.

2/26/2010 12:22:12 AM

H8R! we agreed to keep that on the downlow



stfu bobblefuck i failed my test and i'm wasted i will cut you bitch

2/26/2010 12:23:05 AM

i just wanted to come in here and say

MISS TINKLES OVERTURE!!

2/26/2010 12:33:30 AM

2/26/2010 12:33:32 AM

bttt

It has been spotted on this reporter's radar that a certain drop dead boozer was roofied last night, by none other than...herself! the beligerant beauty knocked back some tainted hooch and proceeded to double-click into the wee hours of the night

speculation says it's because she was heart broken over bimbleboomble's spelunking of egyeyes' love-cave.

we're hoping for more concrete evidence on this, and we'll keep our eyes and ears opened.


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2/26/2010 8:16:32 AM

i wanna date every girl in this thread

my proposal to you involves pavement tickets

if you don't want them, i don't want to date you anyway

i feel the need to have another sentence and to have it be longer than the previous three

i feel so strongly about this that i feel the same way about the sentence i'm typing now...i know, it's weird

2/26/2010 8:26:07 AM

lol @ love-cave

2/26/2010 2:00:51 PM

Oh no! My poor love-cave!

2/27/2010 4:38:00 PM

2/27/2010 4:39:07 PM

it was a big weekend for this story, with many intriguing events. here's what went down.


on a hunch, i had my top field reporter camp out in a tree outside egyeyes' residence. this photog subsisted on only nutrigrain bars and grain alcohol until finally, NEWS happened. Based on outfits, it looked like egyeyes and bubblebobble had been out for a night of salsa dancing and had picked up a mysterious 3rd person while out.

the reporter in the tree reported hearing nintendo game music, moaning, lamps breaking, and threats of bitches getting cut eminating from the dirty bwn lair that is egyeyes' lair.

upon development of pics, it was confirmed that against all odds, egyeyes, BB, and DDK bumped uglies all night long!

picture evidence was sold to emce after being "used" a few times around the office.

what will come (haha) of this tryst?

will bubblebobble convert to mormonism?

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3/1/2010 11:19:24 AM

this thread gives me much needed luls

3/1/2010 11:38:35 AM

Quote :

"and threats of bitches getting cut"

lolololololol

10/10 update

3/1/2010 11:39:42 AM

3/1/2010 11:40:51 AM

I approve of this thread.

3/1/2010 11:41:17 AM

meant to report that egyeyes bedroom is a dirty bwn lair, but got too excited reporting and wrote lair twice

Quote :

"PAGE 6 CORRECTION"

3/1/2010 11:41:58 AM

Quote :

"DIRTY BWN LAIR"

3/1/2010 4:39:01 PM

LOLLOL

ddk were you at the salsa dancing?

3/2/2010 2:06:53 AM

haha no I was getting schwasted, playing pinball at jackpot and pointing out how ugly all the other chicks there were and how ridiculous mountain beards are.

why I didn't get my ass kicked I still don't know.

3/2/2010 2:13:56 AM

Quote :

"MY ASSED KICKED"

3/2/2010 2:14:41 AM

baaahahaha STFU DICKWEED

3/2/2010 2:15:03 AM

we need to go window shopping again sometime lol!

3/2/2010 2:16:34 AM

haha wut

3/2/2010 2:17:17 AM

well you know since we were seen "gallavanting around town, taking in some windowshopping and museum tours."

or were we???

3/2/2010 2:18:28 AM

we definitely weren't

3/2/2010 2:18:56 AM

haha

DNL.

3/2/2010 2:19:58 AM

I DID NOT GO TO ANY DIRTY BWN LAIR WITH YOU DICKWEED

3/2/2010 2:20:31 AM

SO TUFF

3/2/2010 2:20:55 AM

set em up

3/2/2010 2:21:40 AM