BobbyDigital
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guest@xkcd:/$ vi
You should really use emacs.
guest@xkcd:/$ emacs
You should really use vim.
guest@xkcd:/$ help
That would be cheating!
guest@xkcd:/$ ping
There is another submarine three miles ahead, bearing 225, forty fathoms down.
guest@xkcd:/$ finger
Mmmmmm...
guest@xkcd:/$ top
It's up there --^
guest@xkcd:/$ pwd
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
guest@xkcd:/$ bash
You bash your head against the wall. It's not very effective.
guest@xkcd:/$ echo
Echo ... echo ... echo ...
guest@xkcd:/$ su
God mode activated. Remember, with great power comes great ... aw, screw it, go have fun.
that's all i've found for now.
Also, when I initially did an ls, there was file called welcome.txt. I did an "rm welcome.txt" to see what happened, and it seems to have deleted it. 
EDIT: ok, refreshing the page brings it back.
[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 12:17 PM. Reason : .] 4/1/2010 12:12:55 PM
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YOMAMA
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TerminalShell.fallback = function (a, b) {
oneliners = {
"make me a sandwich": "What? Make it yourself.",
"make love": "I put on my robe and wizard hat.",
"i read the source code": "<3",
pwd: "You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.",
lpr: "PC LOAD LETTER",
"hello joshua": "How about a nice game of Global Thermonuclear War?",
xyzzy: "Nothing happens.",
date: "March 32nd",
hello: "Why hello there!",
who: "Doctor Who?",
xkcd: "Yes?",
su: "God mode activated. Remember, with great power comes great ... aw, screw it, go have fun.",
fuck: "I have a headache.",
whoami: "You are Richard Stallman.",
nano: "Seriously? Why don't you just use Notepad.exe? Or MS Paint?",
top: "It's up there --^",
moo: "moo",
ping: "There is another submarine three miles ahead, bearing 225, forty fathoms down.",
find: "What do you want to find? Kitten would be nice.",
hello: "Hello.",
more: "Oh, yes! More! More!",
"your gay": "Keep your hands off it!",
hi: "Hi.",
echo: "Echo ... echo ... echo ...",
bash: "You bash your head against the wall. It's not very effective.",
ssh: "ssh, this is a library.",
uname: "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator",
finger: "Mmmmmm...",
kill: "Terminator deployed to 1984.",
"use the force luke": "I believe you mean source.",
"use the source luke": "I'm not luke, you're luke!",
serenity: "You can't take the sky from me.",
"enable time travel": "TARDIS error: Time Lord missing.",
ed: "You are not a diety."
};
oneliners.emacs = "You should really use vim.";
oneliners.vi = oneliners.vim = "You should really use emacs.";
b = b.toLowerCase();
if (!oneLiner(a, b, oneliners)) {
if (b == "asl" || b == "a/s/l") {
a.print(randomChoice(["2/AMD64/Server Rack", "328/M/Transylvania", "6/M/Battle School", "48/M/The White House", "7/F/Rapture", "Exactly your age/A gender you're attracted to/Far far away.", "7,831/F/Lothlórien", "42/M/FBI Field Office"]))
} else {
if (b == "hint") {
a.print(randomChoice(["We offer some really nice polos.", $("").html('This terminal will remain available at http://xkcd.com/unixkcd/'), "Use the source, Luke!", "There are cheat codes."]))
} else {
if (b == "find kitten") {
a.print($())
} else {
if (b == "buy stuff") {
Filesystem.store.enter()
} else {
if (b == "time travel") {
xkcdDisplay(a, 630)
} else {
if (/:\(\)\s*{\s*:\s*\|\s*:\s*&\s*}\s*;\s*:/.test(b)) {
Terminal.setWorking(true)
} else {
$.get("/unixkcd/missing", {
cmd: b
});
return false
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
[Edited on April 2, 2010 at 8:33 PM. Reason : c]4/2/2010 8:32:22 PM |
