details forthcoming

4/1/2010 10:37:50 PM

oic

4/1/2010 10:38:30 PM

Yay!

4/1/2010 10:38:31 PM

reggulate

4/1/2010 10:38:44 PM

YOU HAVE TRAMPLED ON MY RIGHTS AS AN AMURICAN.

4/1/2010 10:38:50 PM

^^LOL!!

4/1/2010 10:38:55 PM

^ WINNER

4/1/2010 10:38:56 PM

Give me some more.

4/1/2010 10:38:56 PM

can I give away my eggs?

4/1/2010 10:38:59 PM

you're breaking TWW..

4/1/2010 10:39:05 PM

Trampled Underfoot, am i rite

4/1/2010 10:39:08 PM

does this mean you're gonna reset the counts or make it like it was

4/1/2010 10:39:23 PM

THIS IS A HATE CRIME

4/1/2010 10:39:25 PM

I am willing to give away all of my eggs
However, I would like to choose which people I give them to

4/1/2010 10:39:52 PM

4/1/2010 10:40:01 PM

4/1/2010 10:40:11 PM

Eggteresting


III

4/1/2010 10:40:50 PM

this sounds good

4/1/2010 10:41:15 PM

haha, cool


III

4/1/2010 10:41:19 PM

basically, since the egg engine went all skynet earlier, 250k eggs were created during that time period instead of what would probably be around 3k. all eggs claimed during that period will be reduced by some percentage that i am currently calculating

4/1/2010 10:41:23 PM

punchmonk so good at the maths.


^Whoa. Trippy, dude!

4/1/2010 10:41:39 PM

Quote :

"reggulate"

4/1/2010 10:41:40 PM

already screen capped, will file law suit.

4/1/2010 10:42:00 PM

are my eyes playing tricks on me or was it punchmonk that just said that

4/1/2010 10:42:24 PM

April Fools!!!!!!!!

4/1/2010 10:42:31 PM

woah, qntmfred's had ownership of the site for two weeks now and he's already lettting a woman make complicated mathematical decisions?

4/1/2010 10:42:37 PM

please make it so the people that stay up for shit actually get rewarded

kthx,

the help

4/1/2010 10:42:56 PM

Just be careful. I'd hate for you to try and unplug TWW and see it respond by firing it's missiles at Russia.

4/1/2010 10:43:06 PM

Well just as long as I'm still in 4th place

4/1/2010 10:43:09 PM

furthermore, i will now invoke this mysterious tidbit from the egg hunt announcement

Quote :

" Oh, and by the way, April 1 just so happens to be the 10 year anniversary of TWW's existence, so we've got some special tricks up our sleeve for this year's egg hunt "

to announce that there will in fact be 10 winners this year, in different categories.

4/1/2010 10:43:18 PM

4/1/2010 10:43:43 PM

oh fuck...what are the categories...

4/1/2010 10:43:58 PM

OH SNAP!

4/1/2010 10:44:02 PM

Just found an egg.

4/1/2010 10:44:03 PM

as long as I win for most eggs ever in egg hunt

4/1/2010 10:44:15 PM

Is this some y2k shit related to the 10th anniversary?

4/1/2010 10:44:57 PM

Most displayed eggs ignored should win the "TWW Rebel" award

4/1/2010 10:45:08 PM

i cannot get beyond this second egg :mad2:

4/1/2010 10:45:15 PM

BlackDog is the first winner, under the category "Egg Engine Disaster Opportunist"

4/1/2010 10:45:32 PM

WOOT!

4/1/2010 10:45:48 PM

ah, the oft coveted EEDO.

4/1/2010 10:46:00 PM

hahahaha

4/1/2010 10:46:19 PM

Could you find some way for me to be remembered as both a hero and a jerk?

4/1/2010 10:46:23 PM

I wanna be remembered as sawahash

4/1/2010 10:46:44 PM

dammit, so close to EEDO

4/1/2010 10:47:20 PM

He wins a suspension, right?

4/1/2010 10:47:31 PM

I put all my eggs in one basket to get premie

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 10:48 PM. Reason : now i can choose from 10?]

4/1/2010 10:48:02 PM

I wanna be remembered as the girl whose boyfriend did all the work.

Love you ThePeter

4/1/2010 10:48:02 PM

Quote :

"to announce that there will in fact be 10 winners this year, in different categories. "

i should win too for calling this in djeternls thread

4/1/2010 10:48:14 PM

I didn't do a lot of suspendin'

4/1/2010 10:48:20 PM