Crysis: Fuck the nanosuit, the best ability is that it melts your computer.

Call of Duty 4: You where killed by a grenade, look out for the grenade danger indicator.

Red Alert 3: I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention, I was looking at Gemma Atkinson's tits.

Ninja Gaiden: Game Over, retry?

4/4/2010 2:32:49 AM

Quote :

"YOU WHERE KILLED"

4/4/2010 2:33:38 AM

Goldeneye: Using Oddjob is cheap

Mass Effect: Alien sex!

Portal: The cake is a lie

Bioshock: Would you kindly?

4/4/2010 3:16:59 AM

Super Mario Bros. - Ok, I made it to the Warp in World 1, I'm not playing this anymore.

Final Fantasy VI - Kefka laugh makes me want to blitz the hell out of everybody.

Tecmo Super Bowl - Run diagonally until someone hops in a Dodge Viper and runs you down from 30 yards away.

Final Fantasy X - Underwater Makeout Scene

Final Fantasy X-2 - Naked Spa Scene

Final Fantasy XII - The game you don't really have to play because gambits do the playing for you!

Artificial Girl 3 - You mean you don't like it when I walk in on you taking a dump???

Quake - Fuck it, I'm turning on God Mode.

Surfing H3O - [talking to younger brother] Why the hell did you spend money on this game? Note: gamestop wouldn't even take this game used.

4/4/2010 4:29:49 AM

Katamari Damacy: Dammit now this song is gonna be stuck in my head all day.

4/4/2010 5:39:12 AM

HL2: Get me in the Citadel.

HL2 EP1: Get me out of the Cidadel.

Bioshock: Kill Daddy, fuck Sisters.

Doom: IDKFA

Sonic 2: Get 3/4ths of the way through the game and fuck it.

Sonic 3: Too easy.

Halo 2/3: Just play online.

GTA4: Kill everyone.

4/4/2010 10:54:31 AM

Call of Duty 4: Care package glitching is fun.

4/4/2010 11:14:36 AM

Pong: Hit the ball back and forth with the paddle

4/4/2010 2:38:51 PM

Street Fighter: WTF, such bullshit

Mario Kart: How did you go from last to first?

NBA games: MAKE A LAYUP

NCAA football games: Why the hell doesn't my line ever block?

ME1: I hate this mako car.

ME2: I hate this mineral scanner.

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 5:16 PM. Reason : .]

4/4/2010 5:16:30 PM

Battlefield Series: How the hell did I just die?

4/4/2010 5:52:37 PM

Mario Kart 64: Stay in last place for a lap and launch purple shells at your friends; win.

Final Fantasy VII: After 10 minutes: Why is this game popular? After 30 hours: Must...gather...all...Materia After 60 hours: I bet I can beat this game in half the time!

Grand Theft Auto: Fuck bitches, get money

4/5/2010 2:11:56 AM

Ninja Turtles

"Cowa-fucking-piece-of-dog-shit!"

4/5/2010 3:02:34 AM

NES Top Gun: Up! Up! Right! Right! Slow down! Slow down! [animation of plane crashing short of aircraft carrier]

4/5/2010 3:09:51 AM

Bad Dudes: You aren't even a bad enough dude to get past level 1

4/5/2010 8:26:54 AM

Wild gunman: You mean you have to use your hands?

4/5/2010 8:31:03 AM

Street Fighter 2: Ken > Ryu
Super Metroid: The best game you will ever play
Monkey Island: Pirates and wit FTW; also best in-game advertising.
Diablo: Why cant you runnnnnnn
Diablo II: Ahh thats better

4/5/2010 8:56:13 AM

Quote :

"ME1: I hate this mako car. ME2: I hate this mineral scanner."

made me lol

4/5/2010 11:09:19 AM

System Shock 2: L-l-l-look at you h-h-uman...
GoldenEye: Most fun you'll ever have at 2 frames per second.
Final Fantasy VIII: So Cloud dyed his hair gray?
[You Should Know]: It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. ...and I'm all out of gum.

4/5/2010 11:40:57 AM

Nascar 2000 - Go the wrong way. It's more fun.

Carmageddon II: Carpocalypse Now - Ah, yes. Pedestrians.

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past - Bushwhacking, lawn mowing, pot throwing, tree bumping fun!

Unreal Tournament - Double kill, first blood, god like, headshot, holy shit, killing spree, ludicrous kill, mega kill, monster kill, multi kill, rampage, ultra kill, unstoppable, & wicked sick.

Quake (all of them) - Gibs, gibs, and more gibs.

Metal Gear Solid - Hide, hide, shoot, run, hide, hide, STFU, hide, run.

Madden NFL (2003-2005) - Create a fast QB, scramble for yards, win Super Bowls.

Far Cry 2 - Drive, walk, drive, drive, walk, drive, fix vehicle, drive, drive.

Tekken 3 - Pick Eddy, start mashing buttons.

4/5/2010 1:49:33 PM

NHL '94: Make his head bleed!

4/5/2010 2:17:13 PM

Current Spider Man Games: I haven't touched the ground in about 20 minutes.

4/5/2010 2:32:08 PM

Modern Warfare 2: ________ (insert any weapon/equipment/perk) FAG!!!

4/5/2010 2:33:50 PM

HAWX: 100000 missiles on your aircraft, 5 fucking flare.

4/5/2010 2:35:49 PM

Starcraft Broodwar : Shit no observers.

4/5/2010 2:49:23 PM

Starcraft: BLAST THE ZERG!

The King of Fighters '94: I've owned a Neo Geo cabinet since '99, and I can still only count the number of times on one hand that I've beaten Rugal.

Tribes 2: Don't talk to me about how difficult a FPS game is online until after you can fly.

Axelay: So classic, it's on my license plate.

Street Fighter IV: Whoever at Capcom made Guile bottom of the whole tier should be dragged out into the street and shot.

4/5/2010 7:15:02 PM

FIFA10: BULLSHIT I WAS NOT OFFSIDE

GTA4: Oh shit, look at how far that dude flew

4/5/2010 7:47:29 PM

Gay

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/5/2010 7:52:07 PM

Diablo: Click.

4/5/2010 8:45:24 PM

gran turismo: license test failed.

4/5/2010 9:34:50 PM

Dragon Age Origins: Pause

4/5/2010 10:15:34 PM

FF-X:

Dreamy Titus gets laid while getting over his daddy issues.

Any Tekken Game:

A Kick and a Kick and a Punch and a GODDAMMIT THAT'S SO CHEAP!!!!!




[Edited on April 5, 2010 at 10:32 PM. Reason : ok, so that was kinda bad... sorry]

4/5/2010 10:30:23 PM

First RE game: I've already checked this room so there isn't anythi...HOLY CHRIST WHAT WAS THAT

Eternal Darkness: WTF is wrong with my game? ... oh. clever.

NHL on SEGA: One, two, three, triple deke.

Goldeneye: Running at a 45 degree angle will increase your 40 yard dash

NFL Blitz: If you aren't throwing while jumping you are doing it wrong

NBA JAM: No blood no foul

Starfox 64: Ride that corner as long as you can

Perfect Dark: Farsight to STOP campers???

Contra: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start

4/6/2010 8:52:16 AM

Quote :

"Tribes 2: Don't talk to me about how difficult a FPS game is online until after you can fly."

more like, Tribes 2: Grab your ski's, it's snow season! amirite?

4/6/2010 5:17:34 PM

Wing Commander III: Holy shit! That's Biff Tannen!

Wing Commander IV: Holy shit! That's Luke Skywalker!

4/6/2010 5:21:44 PM

NBA Jam TE: Oh shit, there's actually plays, this will take forever to master (5 minutes later) NBA CHAMPIONS!

X-Men (Nintendo): (try one) Fuck, I'm dead. (try two) Fuck, I'm dead. (try three) That game was easy.

Super Smash Bros.: {character} is so cheap!

Pokemon: I caught them all, am I popular?

Battletoads: I'm finally past the hoverbike part. Oh another one, well I'll just memorize the pattern...FUCK THIS SHIT.

4/6/2010 7:12:37 PM

Madden: Audible at the line into a hail mary every time.

4/6/2010 7:33:59 PM

^ lol, it's true.

Dynasty Warriors: LUBU!

4/6/2010 7:34:33 PM

Quote :

"gran turismo: license test failed"

Driver: You Are The Wheelman - license test failed.

I had this game on the PC and you have to pass a driving exam in a parking deck before you get to play the actual game and it took me forever to finally pass it. I think I might have downloaded a crack or something to final get past it, but it was hard as hell.

4/6/2010 8:29:50 PM

^YES, had that in grade school, I think it took me the first 2 or 3 days of having it to finally get my license...

4/6/2010 9:14:52 PM

Number Munchers: Fuck you, purple monster bitch!

4/7/2010 2:05:00 AM

Solitare: IIiaaamm so ronrey, so ronrey, so sad and a arone!

4/7/2010 7:19:06 AM

Quote :

"I had this game on the PC and you have to pass a driving exam in a parking deck before you get to play the actual game and it took me forever to finally pass it. I think I might have downloaded a crack or something to final get past it, but it was hard as hell."

I remember that, I think it was the first game of the "Driver" series. You had to do all kinds of crap to actually play it and I think you had like 60 seconds to do it and you could only hit something 3 times. My friend rented a PS1 back in like 1997 for a week or something and didn't get a memory card with it so every time he wanted to play the game he had to pass the driving test.

4/7/2010 9:50:54 AM

Donkey Kong Country - Neat Platformer with a new playable character

Donkey Kong Country 2 - Neat Platformer with a new playable character

Donkey Kong Country 3 - Less Neat Platformer with a new playable character

Donkey Kong 64 - So I get the expansion pak with this, right?

4/7/2010 2:46:38 PM

Contra: Konami Code 4 Lifes

4/7/2010 3:22:31 PM

Quote :

"Number Munchers: Fuck you, purple monster bitch!"

LOL

Contra: Godamit not that powerup

Diddy Kong Racing: Holy fuck this is getting hard

4/7/2010 4:38:47 PM

Super Star Wars: Why can't I keep my previous powerup instead of this one?

Civilization: I got pig iron, I got pig iron, I got pig iron.

F-Zero: Crap, I thought I could just run into walls forever and not die!

Star Tropic: Killer yo-yo!

4/7/2010 4:45:04 PM

FF7: Best side-games ever. (Stolen from above: Must get EVERYTHING)
FF8: The fuckin computer cheats and pulled that card out of its' ass.
FF9: Does anyone remember this game?
FFX: Beautiful. Awesome. 1 word sentences count?
FFX-2: Are they really singing?
FF12: BRBAFKGAMBIT
FF13: Cool fighting system but they forgot the damn story.

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 4:57 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 4:57:25 PM

Warcraft II: yes melord
Battlefield 1942: knife fight at C2
Grand Theft SA: train derailments
MarioKart 64: triple redshell dominance

4/7/2010 4:57:54 PM

Ninja Gaiden Black - FUCK YOU ALMA!

4/7/2010 6:29:16 PM

Warcraft 3: Work Work Work

4/7/2010 6:34:22 PM