Rules: This is someone you personally don't like -- someone who consistently annoys you when you hear them. Pick just one male and one female. Must be at least marginally famous.

Male: Whichever Jonas Brother is the lead singer. Awfulness.

Female: Toni Braxton. I'm not sure she could even be classified as a singer ... more like a moaner.

5/27/2010 2:56:21 PM

the dude from Coldplay

Ke$ha

[Edited on May 27, 2010 at 2:58 PM. Reason : and I like Toni Braxton ]

5/27/2010 2:57:48 PM

Yeah, it's a subjective topic. My girlfriend loves the Dixie Chicks' lead singer, I can't stand her. I love Axl Rose's voice, she hates it.

5/27/2010 3:04:51 PM

actually i just like that song 'You're Makin Me High' by her

5/27/2010 3:06:06 PM

i love imitating axl rose's voice

my gf hates it

5/27/2010 3:31:41 PM

Male: The autotuned Ben Gibbard knockoff from Owl City, whatever the kid's name is... alternatively, Chad Kroeger, because he's also a huge douche

Female: Ke$ha

5/27/2010 3:34:19 PM

male: lead vocalist in Rascal Flatts

female: taylor swift

5/27/2010 3:38:36 PM

Nickelback is like my penis...

It's huge and nobody even knows why.

5/27/2010 3:38:58 PM

male: Ray-J i just think he sounds like hes fuckin strugglin and sounds like a woman sinign in the shower
female: Taylor Swift, i mean they say she is a singer..if so....shes not fuckin singing shes just talking melodically ive never heard anythign from her tha can be considered busting a note

*in the event that taylor swift is not considered a singer...because i am not so sure she is...Keisha cole, i just thinkher voice sounds nasally...but some songs she sounds good in but overall it makes me wrench my ears

5/27/2010 4:26:15 PM

Geddy Lee.

5/27/2010 9:03:43 PM

male: caleb followill from kings of leon. took me years to warm up to them because his voice is so fucking awful.

female: mark me down for ke$ha too

5/27/2010 9:11:28 PM

m: that Clay homo
f: that Winehouse train wreck

5/27/2010 9:19:56 PM

Male: Scott Stapp or Chad Kroeger (I had to google 2nd guy's name )

Female: Britney Spears

[Edited on May 27, 2010 at 9:24 PM. Reason : ]

5/27/2010 9:22:53 PM

Chad Kroeger without a doubt, fuck that guy and his shitty music.

5/27/2010 9:44:40 PM

male: Scott Stapp
female: Ke$ha, Nelly Furtado, Natalie Merchant, and Britney when she says "baby" . . "awww bay-buh, awww bay-buh"

I'm sorry I broke the rules by naming more than one

5/27/2010 11:46:31 PM

macy gray

5/28/2010 12:15:55 AM

John Darnielle
Joanna Newsom

5/28/2010 2:30:37 AM

^ trolling yr girlfriend ain't right

5/28/2010 3:02:41 AM

Lenny Kravitz

5/28/2010 4:27:55 AM

Wow no bob dylan or robert plant?

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message.

5/28/2010 5:13:56 AM

Male: the singer from Rush

Female: the singer from Rush

5/28/2010 6:54:32 AM

^lol ... i hate listening to that thing sing too. Which is a shame, cause Rush is insanely talented.

5/28/2010 11:19:20 AM

^^ Beat you to it.

5/28/2010 11:34:14 AM

Quote :

"robert plant"

hurrr you're funny

5/28/2010 12:03:58 PM

Male: Dave Matthews

Female: Lisa Loeb

5/28/2010 12:05:11 PM

male: B.o.B

female: ke$ha

5/28/2010 1:37:46 PM

Quote :

"trolling yr girlfriend ain't right"

troof

but I don't like Joanna Newsom either

male: Alec Ounsworth / Chad Kroeger / Scott Stapp
female: Barbara Streisand

5/28/2010 1:50:51 PM

Quote :

"Male: Dave Matthews"

Good call.

Female: Not a big Cher fan. Especially for that one song that's the first song that I remember featuring auto tune.

[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 8:44 PM. Reason : -]

5/28/2010 8:44:20 PM

Colin Meloy and similar voices.
With the exception of Jeff Mangum.

5/28/2010 9:17:25 PM

f: macy gray
m: post grunge singers

5/28/2010 9:19:26 PM

Male: tie between Chad Kroeger and Eddie Van Halen

Female: too many to name.... Ke$ha, Satomi from Deerhoof, Shakira, and those two women mentioned in the Paramore and Flyleaf thread who I had never even heard of until I saw that awful thread bumped the other day.

5/29/2010 12:38:22 PM

gonna add my vote for John Darnielle here

5/29/2010 12:50:37 PM

^^

Eddie Van Halen is an odd pick.

5/29/2010 2:04:44 PM

Quote :

"f: macy gray "

oh god yes

5/29/2010 2:33:43 PM

I fucking hate Dave Mustaine's voice.

5/29/2010 3:38:40 PM

Macy Gray and fucking Missy Misdemeanor Elliot

5/29/2010 5:42:09 PM

male: the cock knuckle from Buck Cherry
female: joss stone

5/29/2010 5:53:36 PM

Quote :

"^^ Eddie Van Halen is an odd pick"

complete fail --- i had David Lee Roth on the brain, and EVH came out.

5/29/2010 7:17:59 PM

male: Dave Matthews
female: Avril Lavigne (honorable mention Gwen Stefani)

5/29/2010 8:15:57 PM

male: the lead singer of rascal flatts, I absolutely cannot stand that guys voice. he sounds like such a wuss

female: kesha or miley cyrus

5/29/2010 8:37:21 PM

WHO THE FUCK IS KESHA?

5/29/2010 9:44:39 PM

Anyone who uses a pitch corrector and this lady GaGa character

5/29/2010 10:06:04 PM

5/29/2010 10:11:45 PM

Quote :

"WHO THE FUCK IS KESHA?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP_nlrfxpfM

5/30/2010 1:53:50 AM

Nickelback sucks beyond belief.


Also that Miley Cyrus whore is a horrible, horrible singer.

5/30/2010 10:15:54 AM

^^Not gonna lie ... I assumed Kesha wasn't white.

5/30/2010 5:11:23 PM

I saw Kesha on SNL last night and it was fucking appalling.
She has absolutely no discernable talent. It was one of the worst things I've ever heard.


People actually listen to this shit? Really?

5/30/2010 6:06:11 PM

Kesha and John Travolta, seeds of the same alien spawn.





[Edited on May 31, 2010 at 7:47 PM. Reason : .]

5/31/2010 7:47:23 PM

Dave Matthews

Kesha

5/31/2010 9:08:09 PM

Not to keep shitting on this Kesha chick, but how does a girl who's a horrible singer and not particularly attractive get on the radio?

Seriously, what the hell america

5/31/2010 10:19:33 PM