qntmfred retired 40555 Posts user info edit post |
where when you sit on the crapper and you gotta adjust your wang, lest it touch the side of the porcelain or hang down in the toilet water? 7/19/2010 9:46:09 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45908 Posts user info edit post |
I hate when I accidentally flush mine 7/19/2010 9:46:34 PM |
marko Tom Joad 72816 Posts user info edit post |
(comment about long size of penis) 7/19/2010 9:46:40 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45908 Posts user info edit post |
in before ^ 7/19/2010 9:47:02 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
there are some things i wish i could un-learn about people. qntmken having a big black cock is one of them. 7/19/2010 9:47:24 PM |
marko Tom Joad 72816 Posts user info edit post |
i read your comment as the idea of the "detachable penis"
[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 9:48 PM. Reason : ^^] 7/19/2010 9:47:41 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
i would like to have relations with a man that has the latter of those problems...
[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 9:49 PM. Reason : not relationship] 7/19/2010 9:47:41 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45908 Posts user info edit post |
No, I do not wear strapons. 7/19/2010 9:47:59 PM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
^^ 7/19/2010 9:48:44 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103352 Posts user info edit post |
you can't avoid it when you have to tip drill into the bowl when you have to take an urgent shit in the morning because of the ol' piss boner 7/19/2010 9:49:00 PM |
qntmfred retired 40555 Posts user info edit post |
^ 7/19/2010 9:49:35 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
^^^OH HAI! 7/19/2010 9:50:17 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "TOILET
CONTACT
WANG" |
7/19/2010 9:50:48 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103352 Posts user info edit post |
get that burning feel from fresh cleaning fluid sometimes 7/19/2010 9:51:46 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
i carry around a toilet seat lift everywhere i go, i invented it
looks like this
[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 9:58 PM. Reason : ] 7/19/2010 9:51:53 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
bunch of 5-inchers ITT 7/19/2010 9:52:19 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45908 Posts user info edit post |
^4.9" 7/19/2010 9:52:32 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
that was supposed to be our secret, Bill 7/19/2010 9:53:11 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45908 Posts user info edit post |
dammit 7/19/2010 9:53:33 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89725 Posts user info edit post |
rip off a sheet of toilet paper
use it as a buffer
profit 7/19/2010 9:54:58 PM |
Kris All American 36908 Posts user info edit post |
black people problems 7/19/2010 9:56:11 PM |
kiljadn All American 44689 Posts user info edit post |
City of Cary came to my doorstep talmbout they traced my DNA to 700 pregnancies 7/19/2010 9:57:03 PM |
qntmfred retired 40555 Posts user info edit post |
lol gg7/19/2010 9:57:34 PM |
hunterb2003 All American 14423 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "rip off a sheet of toilet paper
use it as a buffer
profit" |
7/19/2010 9:58:34 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103352 Posts user info edit post |
jadn is potency 7/19/2010 9:59:02 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
a sheet? 7/19/2010 9:59:13 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "City of Cary came to my doorstep talmbout they traced my DNA to 700 pregnancies" |
I had to get a damn abortion!!7/19/2010 10:00:36 PM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
hotel bathrooms are the worst.. dick gets all wet and shit(ty) 7/19/2010 10:00:56 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
if you're letting your dick get into the toilet, you need to handle things better. 7/19/2010 10:02:00 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103352 Posts user info edit post |
every poop is an emergency poop
[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 10:04 PM. Reason : speaking of...] 7/19/2010 10:02:53 PM |
Chop All American 6271 Posts user info edit post |
i'm not black, if that's what you're referring to 7/19/2010 11:35:07 PM |
bonerjamz 04 All American 3217 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "TOILET
WANG
SUFFRAGE" |
7/20/2010 12:04:40 AM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, do not like this. I hate shitting in toilets with tiny round bowls. I guess what you're getting at is that you would prefer a larger toilet. Like this:
7/20/2010 12:54:05 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
a big porcelain pond 7/20/2010 1:00:28 AM |
j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
i have suffered from a few splash downs in my day 7/20/2010 1:04:41 AM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not looking forward to when I get old and my balls start dipping into the water. 7/20/2010 1:05:18 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
having a boner solves this problem 7/20/2010 1:11:52 AM |
j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "having a boner solves this problem makes this worse" |
fixed it7/20/2010 1:13:18 AM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
If you have a boner it touches the bowl. 7/20/2010 1:22:38 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
I'm glad I don't have a penis 7/20/2010 1:30:42 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
I hate when I go in old buildings and the toilets are so small. Its gross because I know the littledicks piss allover where mine touches. I wipe the front side.
I'm astraladvent and I approved this message. 7/20/2010 1:32:40 AM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
The girl I'm seeing's toilet is like this. Its one of those old toilets where the bowl is tiny and round, not normal sized and elliptical. You literally have to mold your ass into it to fit the requisite 2/3 of cheek coverage necessary for proper fecal output. Of course, this leave no room for cock, so you have to piss beforehand if you're a simultaneous shitter/pisser, like myself. Then you just have to stare at your flaccid piss dripping cock as you sit there squeezing the rest of your dump out. It's a miserable experience and I wouldn't wish it upon anyone.
Except qntmfred. Karma is a motherfucker. 7/20/2010 1:32:42 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If you have a boner it touches the bowl. " |
you're erecting wrong7/20/2010 1:47:09 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Oh yeah? Well my Boner cAn lift the toilet seat better then yurs! 7/20/2010 1:55:31 AM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
Elliptical toilets FTW! 7/20/2010 1:56:42 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "rip off a sheetmultiple sheets of toilet paper
use it as a buffer
profit" |
7/20/2010 2:13:40 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
cock pushups? 7/20/2010 2:49:26 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Its really bad over here. A lot of toilets are built like a shelf with a drainage hole instead of a bowl. Not only do you have problems with your wang chillin on the shelf, but you take a dump (droppin' loadssssss) onto a shelf and then have to spend time to flush and scrub with the toilet brush to get it all down the drain, which is in the back of the toilet.
I suppose if you position yourself and aim correctly you could avoid some of this, but its going to happen anyway. 7/20/2010 3:37:25 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
^That doesn't sound fun. I enjoy the plumbing I have in my house. 7/20/2010 3:40:43 AM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
^^Why don't you just use the chamber pot while you're over there?
/I don't really even know where you are... some country in Europe I think. Also quite sure chamber pots are obsolete now ] 7/20/2010 4:17:14 AM |