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" The Software CrazyWeb is the homegrown web application that powers this site along with many others around the internet. CrazyWeb was written from the ground up in Windows Notepad. The architecture behind CrazyWeb makes it unique from any other software package existing on the internet. Any CrazyWeb application requires the base module, the CrazyBase. The CrazyBase handles user management, session management, authentication, and other basic functions. CrazyModule extensions plug into the CrazyBase. Examples of CrazyModules include message boards, photo galleries, school tool, etc. These CrazyModules are developed with a common interface to the CrazyBase. Any combination of CrazyModules can be plugged into a CrazyBase to create the CrazyWeb application. The Philosophy The focus of CrazyWeb is to blend usability, performance, and functionality into a single experience for the end user. Usability is the absolute bottom line. You may notice that no instructions exist for any portion of CrazyWeb. The site is instead designed so that it can be intuitively navigated without any need for instructions. People don't want to read instructions and we don't want to write them. It all works out! Performance is another major concern. CrazyWeb is designed to serve hundreds of users concurrently with a minimal use of resources. Caching is used extensively. Constant improvements are made daily to ensure that the end user recieves a responsive and lightning fast experience using CrazyWeb. Functionality comes in third. Functionality is enhanced when determined that usability and performance will not be adversely affected. The Platform CrazyWeb is an ASP.NET application written in a combination of VB.NET and C#. ASP.NET runs on Windows servers with IIS and the .NET framework installed. Coupled with the ASP.NET frontend is a powerful backend powered by SQL Server. The latest in data access technologies is used to bring the two together. And yes, we do realize that these are Microsoft technologies. The fact is, this is the best platform for the job. If you don't believe us, take us up on our standing offer and go create a similar software package that performs as well. Licensing We do not offer a simple license model for CrazyWeb. It is not possible to offer customized functionality with a single packaged product. Instead we offer contractual customized packages that offer the flexibility that is integral to any interactive application. Any site developed with CrazyWeb will include the full CrazyBase. Individual CrazyModules can be created or modified from existing CrazyModules. Please contact us for a quote on development of a CrazyWeb application! "

7/21/2010 12:27:21 PM

well, it's not written with notepad.exe anymore, i'll tell you that much

7/21/2010 12:31:32 PM

whatever you do, dont fag it up with loads of useless bloated javascript.

7/21/2010 12:35:36 PM

If I were qntmfred, this thread would annoy me.

7/21/2010 12:40:23 PM

i'd like to see some gradients. 100% serious.

7/21/2010 12:44:30 PM

PHP4LIFE!!!!mYSQLUPDISPEICE

7/21/2010 12:48:55 PM

php and mysql. two horrible tastes that are even worse together.

7/21/2010 12:51:07 PM

i'm sorry i don't like my queries taking minutes to run.

7/21/2010 1:05:22 PM

which is why you dont use mysql or php.

7/21/2010 1:06:30 PM

pro tip: if you have javascript or html or css in your code you did it wrong.

7/21/2010 1:10:04 PM

CrazyWeb FTW!

7/21/2010 1:15:15 PM

yeah let me turn off all javascript in my browser and see how far i get today.

7/21/2010 1:31:32 PM

its fine if the server outputs it, but if you have it in your code you did it wrong.

7/21/2010 1:33:47 PM

basically if you have layout logic in your code you done fucked up

7/21/2010 1:34:14 PM

separation of concerns

7/21/2010 1:36:51 PM

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"basically if you have layout logic in your code you done fucked up goofed"

7/21/2010 1:37:48 PM

Shaggy: king of the cynics

7/21/2010 4:58:48 PM

I really hope this thread improves. If it's going to turn into yet another "I know more about web applications than you do" thread, better to abort it now.

7/21/2010 5:28:47 PM

Sometimes I think Shaggy reads the first 10 pages of a five year old book on introductory web design then runs to TWW to tell us about it

7/21/2010 6:52:01 PM

lmao, are you a web "developer"? sorry for you're lots.

7/21/2010 9:04:03 PM

what in the world is going on here? I was expecting feature requests and stuff, not 7 guys in a pissing contest

7/21/2010 10:20:23 PM

OH EM GEE GUIZE

this site uses Javascript in FOUR places, including two spots just to show ADS

also an inline stylesheet, so it must be totally fagged up already Shaggy

7/21/2010 10:27:38 PM

Shaggy does not use his vocabulary very well.

7/21/2010 10:39:31 PM

shaggy knows the deal: WWPND

7/23/2010 7:28:55 PM

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"jackleg"

7/23/2010 10:42:35 PM

7/24/2010 12:25:34 AM

Can we get some popups in this piece.

7/27/2010 9:40:07 PM

Who the hell actually owns crazyweb...because I don't see 3.0, except in the title.

7/31/2010 3:55:10 AM

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7/31/2010 7:44:02 AM

can we rename the shit to qntmcode? cause honestly "CrazyWeb" might be the stupidest name ever

7/31/2010 2:53:00 PM