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"Fuck Yeah!"

8/4/2010 3:09:57 PM

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"got it. de nada!"

8/4/2010 3:10:56 PM

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" "In on page 1""

8/4/2010 3:11:01 PM

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"Hi."

8/4/2010 3:11:47 PM

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"I will find you, shove a chainsaw up your asshole, turn it on, and kill you"

8/4/2010 3:12:20 PM

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"Remember 2 get pw of atty form"

8/4/2010 3:12:49 PM

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"Cool "

8/4/2010 3:13:00 PM

Ok, I'm sharing the next to the last text I received to protect the guilty.

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"casey is coming to get me early and we are having a beer at her house. percy has offered to pick you up to so we can both driiiiiiiink! :-D"

I think that everyone can guess who that was from.

8/4/2010 3:13:13 PM

God?

8/4/2010 3:13:42 PM

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"Yay"

8/4/2010 3:13:56 PM

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"Sending you a ~sexy~ text D:"

8/4/2010 3:15:07 PM

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"hay boo"

8/4/2010 3:15:29 PM

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"you're cute"

8/4/2010 3:17:07 PM

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"ditto."

8/4/2010 3:17:11 PM

put flip flops in your mailbox

8/4/2010 3:18:05 PM

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"http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=540555"

cwidt?

[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 3:19 PM. Reason : besides fucking up a link]

8/4/2010 3:18:15 PM

^^ Is that a euphemism?

[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 3:18 PM. Reason : *]

8/4/2010 3:18:35 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=540555 is 2 years old

RIP old thread. This one shall make it past your 2 page legacy.

[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 3:19 PM. Reason : .]

8/4/2010 3:19:19 PM

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"FWD: Bball at the fax @ 6"

8/4/2010 3:19:42 PM

^^hahaha...no. i actually let a buddy of mine borrow my flip flops.

8/4/2010 3:30:54 PM

Well, it is now. Henceforth, "put the flipflops in the mailbox" will be our phrase.

8/4/2010 3:32:06 PM

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"coming home tonight?"

8/4/2010 3:32:55 PM

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"go to hell you fucking dick, stop ignoring me"

8/4/2010 3:33:32 PM

Not the last text, but I get random texts from a group of high school kids like once a week. I think one of their buddies named Scott had my number before or something. They get so pissed off when I fuck with them. Especially this little prick named Hayden. He told me he was going to kick my ass.

8/4/2010 3:36:27 PM

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"AT&T Free Msg: Manage more at your fingertips w/ the AT&T myWireless Mobile App for iPhone. Get bill ready alerts, view and pay your bill, check your usage (mins, data & msgs) and add/remove features right from your phone. Download app now by clicking on http://www.att.com/mywirelessapp or log in today."

8/4/2010 3:36:58 PM

^^ Post his number.

Here's fine. 4chan would be better.

[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 3:37 PM. Reason : *]

8/4/2010 3:37:06 PM

Ha, I deleted my texts recently. I could look at AT&T's site but I'm lazy. I'm due for a text so next time he does, I'll post it.

Also, some guy named Zane from West Virginia thinks I'm someone else too... but he's cool.

[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 3:39 PM. Reason : x]

8/4/2010 3:39:07 PM

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"I will find you, shove a chainsaw up your asshole, turn it on, and kill you"

LOL

8/4/2010 3:39:20 PM

<3 tosh.0

8/4/2010 3:41:01 PM

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"Hey Baby, When Are You Gonna Let Me Tap That"

sent to me from a former NBA player who I won't name

8/4/2010 3:41:12 PM

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"Ooh good plan :-)"

8/4/2010 3:41:20 PM

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"U up?"

8/4/2010 3:47:40 PM

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"Lol"

to me sending a text to one of my friends that I called it was bullshit that Favre was retiring and that the media was misconstruing and taking those texts to his teammates out of context

8/4/2010 3:50:53 PM

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"I'm going to play soccer at renaissance with work people"

my text messages convey actual information...

8/4/2010 3:53:19 PM

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"thanks man"

8/4/2010 4:04:53 PM

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"ok let me know"

8/4/2010 4:26:31 PM

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"If that's the case I should stay hammered for a week at a time every time I drink"

8/4/2010 4:44:43 PM

My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.

8/4/2010 5:38:21 PM

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"I'll ask for u"

8/4/2010 5:53:20 PM

Received at 2:36PM today

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"Hey Jeff... You at work?"

Of course I am. Where in the hell else would I be at 2:30 on a thursday?

8/4/2010 6:09:15 PM

8/4/2010 6:20:44 PM

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" yeah, i know "

8/4/2010 6:26:27 PM

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"Can I pour orange juice into your vagina and then punch you in the cervix????????"

seriously? wtf is this

8/25/2010 12:02:06 PM

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"and good for you. have fun with that "

8/25/2010 12:03:12 PM

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"sir, you need to budget for halloween now. http://www.moogfest.com"

8/25/2010 12:03:15 PM

^oh shhiitttt, that looks awesome.

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"where do you want to get dinner?"

8/25/2010 12:18:41 PM

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"hahaha"

8/25/2010 12:24:12 PM

^^I know, right. The funny part is I told him about it first.

8/25/2010 12:29:32 PM

i'm going to take a wild guess...

that came from smoothcrim didn't it

8/25/2010 12:31:47 PM

Exactly

8/25/2010 12:32:34 PM