Supplanter supple anteater 21831 Posts user info edit post |
where everyone is 20 years old, has wings, and there are lots of animals... and the book they are selling off this is a best selling non-fiction.
I'm just glad he lived to tsell the tale. 3/22/2011 11:03:51 PM |
BubbleBobble Veteran :3 114347 Posts user info edit post |
ISWYDT 3/22/2011 11:04:11 PM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
"i was just sittin by the holy spirit" ahahahah 3/22/2011 11:14:06 PM |
moron All American 34140 Posts user info edit post |
3/22/2011 11:15:28 PM |
Kickstand All American 11591 Posts user info edit post |
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my mom emailed me a story about this kid a month ago 3/22/2011 11:23:53 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Completely fabricated.
Parents are getting rich off public and religious stupidity. 3/22/2011 11:25:29 PM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
Terrible fucking parents, too. How could you think a burst appendix is the flu? Kid had to be in terrible, terrible pain.
[Edited on March 22, 2011 at 11:30 PM. Reason : .] 3/22/2011 11:30:10 PM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
The ironic thing is now they get to go to Hell for this. 3/22/2011 11:35:40 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Poor kid.
^AHAHAHAHA 3/22/2011 11:39:05 PM |
Tarpon All American 1380 Posts user info edit post |
Why do these people talk about miraculous angels who can fly. Of course they can fly! They have fucking wings! It would really be a miracle if angels could fly with no wings...... 3/23/2011 12:23:18 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
All I can think about now is how much more awesome it would be to be Superman than an angel. 3/23/2011 12:32:32 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
wow.
stupid
[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 7:56 AM. Reason : .] 3/23/2011 7:56:00 AM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
I think if people studied the hebrew bible, the history of how it was written, and actually read hebrew there would be a lot less idiots in the world 3/23/2011 8:07:48 AM |
se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17377 Posts user info edit post |
*a lot fewer idiots 3/23/2011 8:09:58 AM |
yrrah All American 894 Posts user info edit post |
^^ i don't see how that will make people less gullible 3/23/2011 8:15:21 AM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
^good point 3/23/2011 8:20:50 AM |
icyhotpatch All American 1885 Posts user info edit post |
lol the kid can't get over the wings.
[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 9:01 AM. Reason : d] 3/23/2011 9:00:33 AM |
Snewf All American 63368 Posts user info edit post |
THIS IS TOTALLY REAL!
I MEAN HOW COULD HE HAVE KNOWN HIS GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS NAMED "POP?"
HOW COULD HE HAVE KNOWN? 3/23/2011 9:04:11 AM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
it's pretty hilarious to watch this video knowing the kid was experiencing vivid hallucinations as a result of extreme trauma (which itself was a result of parental negligence.) haha
i hate people 3/23/2011 9:15:49 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
they waited so long so they could perfect their story 3/23/2011 9:17:02 AM |
stateredneck All American 2966 Posts user info edit post |
^^nuh ugh. it was fucking heaven loser. watch the video.
[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 9:17 AM. Reason : [] 3/23/2011 9:17:19 AM |
Geppetto All American 2157 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I think if people studied the hebrew bible, the history of how it was written, and actually read hebrew there would be a lot less idiots in the world" |
Could you please elaborate on what you mean by this?3/23/2011 9:46:21 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I love how no one realizes how scary angels are supposed to look. Every time it mentions that angels spoke to someone in the Bible, it says that the someone they spoke to were terrified. Most of them were even grossed out by seeing the angels.
If that kid saw an angel he would be talking more about the lion face that it has.
Also, I bet he said Jesus has long hair and is white with blue eyes.
[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 9:53 AM. Reason : ] 3/23/2011 9:48:08 AM |
stevedude hello 4763 Posts user info edit post |
dmt 3/23/2011 9:59:03 AM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, have seen Jesus. He lives in a van down by the river. 3/23/2011 10:42:18 AM |
mildew Drunk yet Orderly 14177 Posts user info edit post |
My nephew insists that he has talked to a lion in his closet. (Narnia anyone?)
This kid insists he saw Jesus and shit. (Father is a pastor anyone?) 3/23/2011 10:46:29 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ no way... read the spirit molecule
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
who cares whether they sell a book or not? dumb people are still dumb, whether there's a book or not 3/23/2011 10:48:35 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
Also my mother's appendix ruptured when she was like 13-14 and she herself thought it was the stomach flu and almost brushed it off... Doctors told her she was within hours of death when she got to the hospital
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AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
"theres a lot of colors, there is a lot of animals, there is a lot of people"
damn i'm starting to think this kid was actually there
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 3/23/2011 10:59:01 AM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Also my mother's appendix ruptured when she was like 13-14 and she herself thought it was the stomach flu and almost brushed it off... Doctors told her she was within hours of death when she got to the hospital" |
I have a hard time believing this. Appendicitis is accompanied by terrible pain even without it bursting.3/23/2011 10:59:58 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
Ok. Would you like her phone number? `
now that i think about it she was probably half that age because i think her older siblings were still at home
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adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
^ I don't doubt that's what she told you. I think she either remembered it incorrectly or was diagnosed incorrectly. Just saying, I've never heard of appendicitis without immense pain. 3/23/2011 11:05:53 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
So you think a doctor opened her up saw a bunch of shit all over the place and just decided to take out her appendix even though it seemed to be in tact? yeah thats way more likely
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 3/23/2011 11:07:22 AM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
I think she either remembered it incorrectly or was diagnosed incorrectly
or her parents were also dumb as shit and didn't go to the hospital when they should have
[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 11:15 AM. Reason : .] 3/23/2011 11:13:26 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
When I had appendicitis I thought it was food poisoning for a couple hours. Then I started vomiting bile and crawling around the floor in pain 3/23/2011 11:16:05 AM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I love how no one realizes how scary angels are supposed to look. Every time it mentions that angels spoke to someone in the Bible, it says that the someone they spoke to were terrified. Most of them were even grossed out by seeing the angels. " |
terrified =\= grossed out
you can be terrified of something startlingly beautiful
like fdt
[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 11:22 AM. Reason : fff]3/23/2011 11:22:09 AM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Man, I thought this was from theonion.com first. Guess not. 3/23/2011 11:23:33 AM |
bobster All American 2298 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^ You're kind of a douche bag. I know a 12 year old girl that just told her mom she didn't feel good (flu like symptons) and nearly died from the infection after her appendix burst.
I also have a friend that was 22 when his burst and he fell out of bed crying like a little bitch.
[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 11:25 AM. Reason : my b] 3/23/2011 11:24:31 AM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You're kind of a douche bag. I know a 12 year old girl that just told her mom she didn't feel good (flu like symptons) and nearly died from the infection after her appendix burst. " |
Again, I think the parents underestimated the level of pain the 12 year old was having. Why do I think that? Because my mom did the same thing. I kept telling her I was experiencing awful, awful stomach pain, much worse than anything I've ever experienced, but she was convinced it was just a stomach bug (I was 23 and staying with my parents at the time). Ended up driving myself. If I were younger, no doubt it could have been worse. The girl's mom probably just "remembered" it differently to save face.
I'm totally willing to admit that you can have a burst appendix without awful pain if someone shows me a legitimate medical case/opinion vs. an anecdote.
[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 11:38 AM. Reason : .]3/23/2011 11:29:14 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
oh well if you put it that way it makes sense because everyone has the same tolerance for pain and all health issues cause the same amount of pain across the board
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mildew Drunk yet Orderly 14177 Posts user info edit post |
^ 3/23/2011 11:59:00 AM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
^^ if it was acute appendicitis, i would agree that it could be mistaken for a stomach bug. if her appendix burst, i don't buy it. sorry. don't know why you're taking offense. just stating my opinion. 3/23/2011 12:01:31 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
i am the one taking offense, by calling your story bullshit.
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 3/23/2011 12:03:11 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Wat 3/23/2011 12:05:47 PM |
ParksNrec All American 8742 Posts user info edit post |
which story is dumber, this kid's or the 'I was a fighter pilot in a previous life' kid? I wish I was evil enough to make money off of gullible people like this, it seems so damn easy 3/23/2011 12:11:42 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
It took me 6 hrs to recognize I didn't have food poisoning...your story may not be complete BS
[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 2:49 PM. Reason : .] 3/23/2011 2:48:37 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Damnit. I lost that bet... 3/23/2011 4:22:21 PM |
PinkandBlack Suspended 10517 Posts user info edit post |
I read about this monkey that went to heaven... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R_-3w_Iwk0 3/23/2011 4:23:54 PM |
GoldenGirl All American 6475 Posts user info edit post |
To all the haters, I think this story is awesome. Can't wait to hopefully be in heaven someday! 3/23/2011 5:22:54 PM |