wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "A 45-year-old woman is facing criminal charges after police found her lying drunk on the street in the middle of a Naperville intersection with a pit bull standing nearby.
Kelly L. Johnson was charged with being an intoxicated pedestrian in a roadway and having an unleashed dog after the bizarre Monday night incident. " |
http://www.suntimes.com/news/crime/4493476-418/cops-arrest-drunk-woman-passed-out-in-street-with-pit-bull.html
The leash ticket just adds insult to injury 3/25/2011 8:58:43 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
is she wearing the dog as a wig? 3/25/2011 9:19:49 PM |
bonerjamz 04 All American 3217 Posts user info edit post |
was it even her dog? 3/25/2011 9:21:24 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
With hair like that it was. 3/25/2011 9:25:41 PM |
JCE2011 Suspended 5608 Posts user info edit post |
They should have charged the dog with having an unleashed whore 3/25/2011 9:32:23 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89769 Posts user info edit post |
I'd like to believe that the dog was hers, and didn't want to leave her in a moment of distress 3/25/2011 9:33:42 PM |
skyfallen All American 944 Posts user info edit post |
and i remember being told that naperville was one of the best places to raise a family due to its nice wholesome environment. ha. 3/25/2011 9:35:23 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
Nothing unwholesome about having a drink with your dog 3/25/2011 9:39:05 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4694 Posts user info edit post |
Why wouldn't we do this? Keep people in the flow of working, still have a reason to get up. Obviously encourage employees to find work, accomadate any interviews or job related searching, and have a career councilor there helping. I don't mean road work, more low level office clerical type stuff, shit people are getting paid way more to perform in the current government. It's a way to help people sharpen there skills in a business run by grad students? Promote capitilitism, put help train your workforce. Builder better buisnisessmen, THIS IS AMERICA,!, GRRAGGRL !, give jobs go.! 3/25/2011 9:40:06 PM |
XActoMan All American 843 Posts user info edit post |
heh, where she was picked up is like the ghetto part of Naperville. There are much nicer (see: stuck up pretentious assholes) areas to live in. 3/25/2011 9:41:44 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
I waited for you crazy drunk bitch 3/25/2011 10:12:28 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Drunks pass out in the middle of the road all the time...does the presence of a pit bull really elevate the situation to news? She's just an old drunk lady. 3/25/2011 10:50:03 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27818 Posts user info edit post |
lol skunk hair 3/25/2011 11:00:45 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I wonder if she could bridge the language gap between us and Gary Busey 3/26/2011 1:52:32 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I waited for you crazy drunk bitch" |
hahaha3/27/2011 10:17:38 AM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
AHAHAHAHAHA! 3/27/2011 12:17:37 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I would have probably killed her trying to run over that skunk at the top of the photo. 3/27/2011 12:22:46 PM |