Keep me company!

7/6/2011 1:54:51 PM

Isn't that what Desert Queens are for?

7/6/2011 2:16:16 PM

The only one here right now is hideous and has the personality of an M4

7/6/2011 2:21:40 PM

tell us about i-RACK and all the fun stuff you seen till date over there?

7/6/2011 2:33:21 PM

Last week we tried to drink a gallon of milk, with the end result of 8 people puking. On Tuesday night we go onto the roof and smoke expensive Ceegars. On Wednesday it is surf and turf at the chow hall, which is cool, but they overcook the hell out of everything. I haven't had an egg with a yolk in it for 7 months now. 2 weeks ago Hoobastank was here, and that was pretty sweet, though it made me feel old. If you are the last person to put your finger on your nose, then you have to be the "bitch". Oh, and Operation Freedom Stache started today, we have 62 days to go, which should be more than enough time to grow an impressive thigh tickler.

7/6/2011 2:41:02 PM

thank you for your service

7/6/2011 3:48:55 PM

What? You haven't already started your deployment stache? BLASPHEMY

7/6/2011 3:59:11 PM

FREEDOM ISNT FREE

7/6/2011 4:51:59 PM

sounds like a frat party

7/6/2011 5:29:02 PM

You need a new hobby. Be like one guy I know, order yourself a home brewing kit (the yeast is for baking sir!), and make your tour all the more enjoyable... or profitable. Cheaper than having people bring you beer by Chinook.

7/6/2011 5:31:52 PM

Thanks for being over there for us, man!

7/7/2011 8:31:15 AM

lol Hoobastank

7/7/2011 2:19:34 PM

jerk off, play spades

7/7/2011 11:08:20 PM

I was gonna say. Play spades. But not against the medics. They will own your ass in spades and hearts.

7/7/2011 11:20:42 PM

does seem like a frat party.......

7/9/2011 11:17:00 PM

Medics suck at spades

7/10/2011 2:33:43 PM

no matter where you go, Surf and Turf is always fucked up. Stupid shitty cooks.

7/10/2011 2:35:40 PM

haha, i was a medic and pretty good at hearts and spades... dominoes on the other hand i sucked at

7/23/2011 2:32:29 PM

^^ I hated Fridays at the chow halls in Al Asad and Bagram...I don't like lobster, the steaks were prison-grade, and there was still always a gigantic line out the ass. I would have preferred the regular food served any other day, and not standing in an unusually long line, to boot.

Actually, the stir-fry days and the Indian curry dishes were some of my favorites. That, and those little tortellinis. Those things are legitimately good.

[Edited on July 23, 2011 at 10:42 PM. Reason : and if i did like lobster, i wouldn't want it in a landlocked country served by the lowest bidder.]

7/23/2011 10:42:12 PM

Surf and turf days turned into PP&J days for me. The lines were never worth it. EVER.

I will admit, my fav food was always the Chicken Cordon Bleu...or as we called them Chicken Twinkies...

Texas Pete always helped me!

7/23/2011 11:50:36 PM

We called those hamsters. Even had the tcn guys serving them in the al asad chow hall calling them that, haha

7/24/2011 2:42:47 AM

I fucking love those hamsters

I would eat them all day, every day

Except the one that is just a giant grease chamber that shoots out everwhere and soaks everything else on your plate, they never end well

[Edited on July 26, 2011 at 2:56 AM. Reason : ]

7/26/2011 2:55:52 AM

^oh that's gotta be chicken kiev - those things ruined many a good man's uniform

7/26/2011 9:34:12 AM

I want one of those so much right now. Its honeslty the only thing I miss about the boat.

7/26/2011 11:47:14 AM

^^that's the one alright

7/27/2011 9:14:02 AM

does sound like ya'll are gambling enough. try this for starters.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship,_captain,_and_crew

7/27/2011 11:50:34 AM

If you're in Iraq, be glad you're bored.

If you weren't, that probably means you're in danger of catching a bullet with your domepiece.

7/27/2011 1:49:47 PM

Well shit, look at that, nothing changes.

11/22/2019 6:18:25 PM

Hope you didn't commit any war crimes out of 'boredom'.

11/22/2019 9:21:00 PM

Not yet, but I just got here!

11/23/2019 11:13:30 AM

Mind your OpSec.

11/26/2019 9:14:25 AM

^.

11/27/2019 9:48:03 AM

Mind your Ps and Qs.

11/27/2019 7:07:00 PM

12/1/2019 1:35:30 PM

Guess your not bored anymore! Be careful out there.

1/1/2020 6:24:12 PM

Quote :

"Not yet, but I just got here!"

Hey here is your chance to go commit some war crimes... don't worry, Trump's got your back if you ever get convicted!

1/3/2020 11:40:23 AM

Thankfully Islam is a religion of peace.

1/5/2020 7:57:01 AM

Yes, because that's what I said!

FOH with this whataboutism.

[Edited on January 5, 2020 at 12:14 PM. Reason : HTF is that even relevant to me??? Do I pester you with claims about Buddhism or Judaism?]

1/5/2020 12:13:52 PM

Looks like you might get to come home early.

1/6/2020 5:56:06 PM

Looks like WW3 is on.

1/7/2020 7:53:25 PM

You still alive bro?

1/7/2020 8:16:55 PM

sitcom?

2/4/2020 4:46:25 PM