EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.avweb.com/avwebflash/news/DOT_FAA_shutdown_house_senate_funding_205002-1.html
If I end up de-jobified, poor, and homeless.... which one of you will take me in? I'd be willing to pay you with sexual favors. *starts disrobing, while sobbing*
7/21/2011 1:07:09 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I got some cotton that needs picking. 7/21/2011 1:08:04 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
My car could use a good cleaning. 7/21/2011 1:08:38 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
i will buy you a burrito supreme at taco bell, this week only
[Edited on July 21, 2011 at 1:16 PM. Reason : i would be all for a month-long furlough so long as i was guaranteed my job back afterwards] 7/21/2011 1:16:03 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
7/21/2011 1:18:04 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
Well shit. Better get a promotion by tomorrow that gets you directly involved in critical operations. I'm sorry boo 7/21/2011 1:19:51 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
You can stay with me if you unload the dishwasher. I had someone staying with me for a couple weeks who unloaded the dishwasher as soon as it was clean every time, but now she is gone, and I hate doing it. I am not sure I can go back to this lifestyle. 7/21/2011 1:20:09 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
So far, I have a taco eating gig, and a dishwashing gig lined up. 7/21/2011 1:26:48 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
^I tell myself this will happen each time, but I never do it until it's time to fill 'er up 7/21/2011 1:27:00 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
Attn: DivaBaby19 :
Will lick taint for $$ 7/21/2011 1:38:23 PM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
i will let you sleep in my crawl space 7/21/2011 1:40:59 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
you better have a job so you can take me to lunch. 7/21/2011 1:41:17 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
7/21/2011 3:03:14 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
igot some plowing that needs to be done 7/21/2011 4:01:36 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
That's what your girlfriend said 7/21/2011 4:02:53 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
cody calls dibs 7/21/2011 4:03:33 PM |
mildew Drunk yet Orderly 14177 Posts user info edit post |
work harder 7/21/2011 4:03:45 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
your mom does have a dirty mouth 7/21/2011 4:03:56 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
You're in luck!
I have a taint lick fund just for this type of occasion! 7/21/2011 4:04:40 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
^ lol
even in despair, zingers being delivered ITT
Remember, da messiah hates corporate jets....so thank him for curtailing their presence as this has obviously benefited you....oh wait...who are you voting for again? 7/21/2011 4:04:48 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Remember, da messiah hates corporate jets....so thank him for curtailing their presence as this has obviously benefited you....oh wait...who are you voting for again?" |
what?7/21/2011 4:05:59 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
You can be a drunk with me.
The hours will be long, but I guarantee that you can make partner within 5 years. 7/21/2011 4:06:12 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Given the shitty economy and the loss of private aircraft, the line being drawn for who is "critical" is also shifting..... 7/21/2011 4:07:31 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
I think that you hold a misconception about what exactly I do. 7/21/2011 4:09:40 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Sleep in the ATC tower? 7/21/2011 4:10:24 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
AHAHAHAHAHA
dummy sure is dumb 7/21/2011 4:12:58 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
you make me wet 7/21/2011 4:13:28 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
No new agreement was reached 7/25/2011 8:48:16 AM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
But you're still employed at least temporarily?
7/25/2011 9:31:18 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
Oh, yeah...I'm fine. My contract is fully funded.
All of my govt. counterparts are furloughed though. 7/25/2011 1:40:53 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
where would you move/which companies would you like to work for if you end up de-jobified? 7/25/2011 1:47:04 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
I would like to move very aggressively between divababy19s legs 7/25/2011 1:57:13 PM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
it's ok man you can get a job that doesn't contribute to our kleptocratic military empire 7/25/2011 1:57:22 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
I have a relatively low stress job... i can't figure out why i keep pulling my hair out... ohh yeah charlotte "friends" keep fucking me over with their problems.
So.... coming to a crossroads where i'm debating on letting shitty friends turn me into an asshole just to teach them a lesson, or rise above their bullshit but keep enabling it. 7/25/2011 2:06:01 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
Do you mean coming to you with their problems? Or do you mean trying to drag you down with them and their problems? 7/25/2011 6:18:04 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
DAMMIT. 7/25/2011 6:19:25 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I would like to move very aggressively between divababy19s legs" |
AHAHAHAHA 7/25/2011 6:20:54 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
i thought there were supposed to be MORE jobs 7/25/2011 9:45:40 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
^ I'm 100% convinced that instead of actually taking the time to find out what issues are actually being debated, you just spout off some ignorant zinger that must have made an impression on your soft little brain.
Seriously man, you STAY on dumb. 7/25/2011 9:52:29 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
Apparently we're not out of the woods yet 7/28/2011 12:41:25 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
black on black crime itt 7/28/2011 12:48:12 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Where is our change for more jobs EMCE all I see is smaller monthly job growth...
...And yes I only said that to make you angry. 7/28/2011 12:51:16 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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I need somebody! 7/28/2011 1:31:14 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
what do you need Minkagrl01?
grundle polishing? 7/28/2011 7:41:39 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Can you toss salads pizzas? 7/28/2011 7:51:00 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
I'm a quick learner... 7/28/2011 7:51:59 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
You can come live at my house...for free 7/28/2011 7:57:00 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
7/28/2011 7:59:01 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Asshole 7/28/2011 11:59:36 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
I'm safe...for now.
However, soon, this whole debate will rear it's ugly head again. Then ill be right back to licking taints for dollar bucks 8/8/2011 9:19:53 AM |