ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
That shit stinks. 8/9/2011 2:26:42 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
I can't support this club.
[Edited on August 9, 2011 at 2:27 PM. Reason : please remove me from your newsletter mailing list] 8/9/2011 2:27:24 PM |
ClassicMixup All American 3877 Posts user info edit post |
girls talking about farts...gross 8/9/2011 2:27:41 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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lol I've been holding one in, since I'm in public and all, but I laughed at this thread title and forgot to clench and well ... oops!... I dont think anyone noticed tho 8/9/2011 2:32:33 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
^If they do, ask them if it smells good. 8/9/2011 2:33:02 PM |
ClassicMixup All American 3877 Posts user info edit post |
stop girls don't poot 8/9/2011 2:33:06 PM |
G.O.D hates 4 lokos 4694 Posts user info edit post |
do you give out free samples of beano? 8/9/2011 2:33:31 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
Not any longer, due to budget cuts.
I don't suggest buying it at a drug store, since their prices are high and you're likely to get RIPPED off.
GET IT? RIP?
LAWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLL 8/9/2011 2:35:58 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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why is it that other people's farts smell so fucking gross but your own just .....smell.
Sometimes I fart while my cat is on my lap and he'll get up and rearrange himself, sort of like stand up, circle then lay back down. I try not to laugh when this happens cause I dont want him to get scared and completely jump off. 8/9/2011 2:43:26 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Your son RIP is on line TOOT" |
8/9/2011 3:31:38 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I am the president of the Anti-Fart club. Fuck that noise (and smell). 8/9/2011 3:33:18 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52909 Posts user info edit post |
i ripped some massive ones at the gym the other day. I had no problem keeping people away from the equipment I was using, lol 8/9/2011 4:26:48 PM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
sometimes i wonder if when i fart at the gym if other people hear it. i have my ear buds in so i can't but they feel like they could be loud. oh and *POOOT* 8/9/2011 5:34:28 PM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
working out always makes me fart 8/9/2011 8:52:02 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
gross 8/9/2011 8:55:34 PM |
Smath74 All American 93278 Posts user info edit post |
girls don't fart. 8/9/2011 9:00:37 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I love to fart but I just hate doing it near people because my farts are not pleasant AT ALL. 8/9/2011 9:10:52 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha me too 8/9/2011 9:15:34 PM |
Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
*fart*
Screw this thread!
*fart fart fart* 8/9/2011 9:15:51 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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obivously I ate something that didn't get processed right because today has been particularly gassy... I hate having to spend the entire time in yoga keeping my sphincter locked up. Forces me to take my attention off my breathing and onto my anti-farting efforts 8/9/2011 9:18:07 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I've been farting like a motherfucker ever since dinner.
Its those spincter rattling farts too. 8/9/2011 9:21:26 PM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
one time i farted in amna's house. it was epic. 8/9/2011 9:22:28 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
Oh no BettrOffDead I too came here to post
Quote : | "Your son RIP is on line TOOT" |
[Edited on August 10, 2011 at 12:00 AM. Reason : who drops an e?]8/9/2011 11:59:46 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
What kind of god designs us like this?! WTF. 8/10/2011 12:04:04 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
i look at this thread with the same look i give my coworker who carpet bombs the office.
8/10/2011 8:23:24 AM |
MinkaGrl01
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ok, I've narrowed it down to the greek yogurt 8/10/2011 3:38:32 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
^sounds about right. I can imagine that would upset any stomach 8/10/2011 6:41:40 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52909 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "SPINCTER
RATTLING
FARTS" |
8/10/2011 6:43:26 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I can't support this club.
[Edited on August 9, 2011 at 2:27 PM. Reason : please remove me from your newsletter mailing list] 8/10/2011 6:46:14 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52909 Posts user info edit post |
ikr. my sis says u used to dutch oven her quite frequently, especially after particularly vigorous sessions. and that doesn't even begin to take in to account the appearance of one dirty sanchez 8/10/2011 6:49:06 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
your sister is confusing me with her baby daddy....WHICH I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT!
Maury told me so 8/10/2011 7:02:57 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52909 Posts user info edit post |
nah, she just knows you got mo money than the real baby daddy 8/10/2011 7:06:47 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
It's because it's true 8/10/2011 7:44:18 PM |