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Lionheart
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I think I'm dumber for having seen the trailer for Jack and Jill
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/jackandjill/

8/9/2011 8:47:57 PM

Byrn Stuff
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I just saw a commercial for another spy kids movie, this time with Joel McHale in a featured role.

8/9/2011 11:25:40 PM

BoobsR_gr8
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Any marvel or dc comics remake

8/9/2011 11:32:56 PM

BridgetSPK
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White man in drag...this I am okay with.

8/10/2011 12:14:26 AM

armorfrsleep
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The Help looks pretty fucking terrible.

8/10/2011 12:59:16 AM

AstralAdvent
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" http://trailers.apple.com "


fix't

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on August 10, 2011 at 1:11 AM. Reason : ]

8/10/2011 1:11:29 AM

Smath74
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http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/universal/battleship/

8/10/2011 1:34:33 AM

Wraith
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Yikes. Just watched the trailer from the OP. I, too, now feel dumber.

8/10/2011 8:58:51 AM

Exiled
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Battleship

8/10/2011 9:02:54 AM

grimx
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"I just saw a commercial for another spy kids movie, this time with Joel McHale in a featured role."


its in 4d apparently too

8/10/2011 9:20:25 AM

jbtilley
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I felt that way every time I saw a Smurfs commercial, and had to refrain from commenting on facebook posts from people my age that exclaimed how excited they were to see it.

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"I just saw a commercial for another spy kids movie, this time with Joel McHale in a featured role."


Filling in for the role of "Juni Cortez"

8/10/2011 9:20:57 AM

ViolentMAW
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I always feel like Stan in the movie theatre when they are showing previews.

ADAM SANDLER WILL SHIT IN YOUR EYES, EARS, AND MOUTH ON DECEMBER 22ND.

Please stop with the holiday movies like New Year and Valentine's Day. What's next, St. Patrick's Day?

8/10/2011 10:21:35 AM

Exiled
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^ They did that, didn't they? Called it The Hangover

8/10/2011 10:49:42 AM

EmptyFriend
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKSAvNOIaNo
TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!!

8/10/2011 11:54:49 AM

screentest
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"its in 4d apparently too"


looks kind of one dimensional to me

8/10/2011 12:05:27 PM

DalesDeadBug
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^^haha that's great

by the way, i noticed in the trailer they have a scene with a jetski in the pool

he's now down to recycling shit from Billy Madison

8/10/2011 12:31:06 PM

EmptyFriend
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^If he didn't want people (his sister) to use the jetski in the swimming pool, why was it back there? She certainly didn't carry it back there by herself.

And if he's supposed to be living in the LA area (Lakers game) why does he even own a jetski?

8/10/2011 1:45:07 PM

thegoodlife3
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"I just saw a commercial for another spy kids movie, this time with Joel McHale in a featured role."


I will never understand people bitching about movies that aren't made for them

it's a fucking kids movie

8/10/2011 3:53:35 PM

armorfrsleep
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I see what you're saying but there are smart kids movies (i.e. Pixar stuff) and hopelessly idiotic kids movies (Mars Needs Moms comes to mind).

8/10/2011 4:19:01 PM

Byrn Stuff
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"***The Official Awful Upcoming Movies Thread***"


Not Awful Upcoming Movies Marketed Towards My Demographic.

I saw the trailer and thought it looked awful.

8/10/2011 4:29:54 PM

vinylbandit
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Spy Kids is kind of amazing, and the second one is crammed with so many nods to other films and TV shows that it's endearing. The third one is Robert Rodriguez playing around with his computers too much.

8/11/2011 3:04:07 AM

sarijoul
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"And if he's supposed to be living in the LA area (Lakers game) why does he even own a jetski?"


i saw some jetskis in the water near the marina in san diego just last week. not entirely implausible.

8/11/2011 8:50:58 AM

DROD900
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"I just saw a commercial for another spy kids movie, this time with Joel McHale in a featured role"


isnt Jessica Alba featured in that movie as well?

Also, I just heard yesterday that they are re-making Dirty Dancing. Awful awful idea

8/11/2011 9:23:43 AM

adultswim
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'Spy Kids 4' will feature 4D "aromascope"

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"The third installment of the film series also featured 3D in 2003, but this time, Rodriguez will create a sensory experience with onscreen signals to prompt the audience to smell one of eight scents on a special card.

The technology just requires an easy swipe of a finger to emit a scent instead of the scratch'n'sniff version of Smell-o-Vision that John Waters used for the campy film Polyester in 1981. "


http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/spy-kids-4-will-feature-4d-aromascope-2303923.html

8/14/2011 9:29:39 AM

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