ctnz71 All American 7207 Posts user info edit post |
Will a trash bag with two doubled towels on top suffice in the event of water breakage in the car??? Or is the safe bet to load her in the backlog the truck ( she's not excited about idea 2) 8/12/2011 6:38:00 AM |
JohnNoir Suspenisioned 127 Posts user info edit post |
Strap her on the hood with a helmet. Get her as close to the windshield as possible (that way you can use the wiper fluid later to clean up) 8/12/2011 6:59:34 AM |
Smath74 All American 93278 Posts user info edit post |
backlog the truck 8/12/2011 7:01:59 AM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
She's not in labor yet if her water hasn't broke. 8/12/2011 7:14:40 AM |
ctnz71 All American 7207 Posts user info edit post |
^oh I didn't know that. We are going back home now... 8/12/2011 7:35:31 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Call a cab. 8/12/2011 7:37:39 AM |
Troop All American 849 Posts user info edit post |
Be sure to tweet/update FB all during the labor and delivery. Extreme close ups of swollen face and reproductive orifices get mad bonus points. 8/12/2011 8:10:42 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Jesus, sounds like you're preparing for a puppy going on a road trip... If her water breaks in the car, how about go take it to get cleaned and get over it 8/12/2011 8:13:10 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
If her water breaks in the car make that bitch clean it up. 8/12/2011 8:15:14 AM |
Troop All American 849 Posts user info edit post |
Is this her first? 'Cause usually she'll be in labor awhile and will have some time to really work the degreaser in for an A+ cleaning job 8/12/2011 8:18:38 AM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
I would dot a bitch's eye if her water broke in my car. The nerve... 8/12/2011 8:28:48 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
You can borrow my utility trailer if you need to. It's real low for easy loading and has a metal grate for the floor. I would appreciate it if you would hose it off when you're done. 8/12/2011 8:34:28 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
i'd rather her water break in the back of 7 series than on my bear skinned rug 8/12/2011 8:42:32 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "oh I didn't know that. We are going back home now..." |
Did y'all not take any prenatal classes? 8/12/2011 8:42:48 AM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
backlog the truck 8/12/2011 8:43:17 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I'm pretty sure people were having babies just fine for decades before anyone even thought of making up prenatal classes. 8/12/2011 8:45:11 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
^ But those same people knew that before your water broke you weren't going to pop out a baby any time soon. 8/12/2011 8:46:26 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe the baby is an overachiever. 8/12/2011 8:49:33 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
That would be pretty terrifying if a baby somehow managed to push through amniotic sac before it breaks 8/12/2011 8:51:52 AM |
Jax883 All American 5562 Posts user info edit post |
This is tww, where dumbass thread placement yields dumbass replies. 8/12/2011 9:04:41 AM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Water might not break until just moments before delivery or it may need to be broken. Rule of thumb is head to the hospital/birthing center when contractione are 5 minutes apart, each lasting 1 minute for 1 hour.
And water can break in a gush (like mine did requiring towels and trash bag for car) or a trickle (where you'd prolly just want a towel). A trickle you could still have hours and hours of labor ahead of you. 8/12/2011 9:22:18 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
put her in a cab
dont mess up your car 8/12/2011 9:25:09 AM |
toyotafj40s All American 8649 Posts user info edit post |
Well. Someone's not getting laid today 8/12/2011 9:53:34 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
JohnNoir coming in for the kill early 8/12/2011 9:56:10 AM |
renegadegirl All American 2061 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Well. Someone's not getting laid today " |
Or for the next 6 weeks!
That's compelling enough for me to not ever have children!
I will hire a surrogate. It will also be my contribution to help put Americans back to work!
[Edited on August 12, 2011 at 10:31 AM. Reason : darn]8/12/2011 10:02:21 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
YAY!!!!!!11 EXCITE!! 8/12/2011 10:04:18 AM |
ctnz71 All American 7207 Posts user info edit post |
Water is broke. 8/12/2011 10:06:51 AM |
raiden All American 10504 Posts user info edit post |
here comes that tax credit!!
lol j/k, congrats. 8/12/2011 10:19:08 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
We didn't wait 6 weeks for sex. Then again, my baby didn't rip its way out of the holiest of holies. 8/12/2011 10:20:01 AM |
raiden All American 10504 Posts user info edit post |
hell yeah, get you some dawg. 8/12/2011 10:23:39 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
wow8/12/2011 10:30:23 AM |
renegadegirl All American 2061 Posts user info edit post |
^ 8/12/2011 10:31:46 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I will hire a surrogate. It will also be my contribution to help put Americans back to work!" |
*lol*
I told my husband that if we had any more children, I was not going to be the one pregnant with them.
We should start an economic recovery movement.8/12/2011 10:38:23 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Well. Someone's not getting laid today
Or for the next 6 weeks!
That's compelling enough for me to not ever have children!
I will hire a surrogate. It will also be my contribution to help put Americans back to work!" |
Y'all act like his baby mama is the only girl in Raleigh.8/12/2011 11:44:39 AM |
CassTheSass cupid 35382 Posts user info edit post |
^^ i watched this piece one of the news agencies did about Indian women being surrogates for Americans. Basically you pay the Indian woman to carry the baby for you and then you show up when the baby is about to be born. The Indian women don't mind it because it's good money and they get to stay at these "mommy camps" where they're taken care of and have medical care. 8/12/2011 12:25:59 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
It's not to late to abort. 8/12/2011 12:36:36 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Brandon1 would love to detail the inside of your car for you 8/12/2011 12:37:27 PM |