The Dude All American 6502 Posts user info edit post |
I'm thinking about starting a criminal empire in the triangle. My goal is to take total control of Raleigh, Durham, Cary, Apex, Holly Springs and Garner (in that order).
I am currently taking applications for soldiers, cooks, pushers, prostitutes and pimps. Please PM me for more details. 8/18/2011 7:32:14 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Congratulations for failing before even beginning with that single post. 8/18/2011 7:33:18 PM |
The Dude All American 6502 Posts user info edit post |
^Your response fails. You obviously aren't a good match for my PR representative, however, I think I can find you a position in my organization
[Edited on August 18, 2011 at 7:36 PM. Reason : yo] 8/18/2011 7:34:20 PM |
JT3bucky All American 23242 Posts user info edit post |
Good luck with Durham. 8/18/2011 7:34:22 PM |
Marlo Veteran 275 Posts user info edit post |
You want it to be one way. 8/18/2011 7:35:07 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
you should reverse your order. you can't just up and take raleigh, but you can maybe up and take garner, then work your way up. 8/18/2011 7:36:15 PM |
The Dude All American 6502 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Good luck with Durham." |
That is why I'd like to take over Raleigh first. I'll use Raleigh to gain some credibility and influence in the area then take over Durham before they know what's going on. Sort of like a blitzkrieg-type attack.8/18/2011 7:39:04 PM |
Doc Rambo IV All American 7202 Posts user info edit post |
^^I agree, but I would start further out like Sanford so you can roll through hard with momentum. 8/18/2011 7:53:38 PM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
you can just wait like 8 years and everybody in cary will be dead. in the middle of cary anyways. 8/18/2011 7:55:10 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
I tried this once, and ended up in the booty bin.
I am willing to act as a consultant, but would prefer not to a member. 8/18/2011 7:58:52 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
I'm thinking of starting a Second Empire. 8/18/2011 8:03:45 PM |
Marlo Veteran 275 Posts user info edit post |
In my experience, the best way in is to start small. Then you make a business relationship with someone who has a connection to the best dope. Then you shoot that guy in the back of the head and take over. Then you raise the price of the brick. 8/18/2011 8:08:28 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
I am white, a woman, and suburban, I can be the cook/dealer
like the series weeds 8/18/2011 8:33:00 PM |
Vulcan91 All American 13893 Posts user info edit post |
Spotted ITT
8/18/2011 8:38:03 PM |
The Dude All American 6502 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I tried this once, and ended up in the booty bin.
I am willing to act as a consultant, but would prefer not to a member.
" |
This is disapointing news. I was hoping to make you my #2.8/18/2011 9:15:35 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I'm a ho fo sho.
Also a rat. 8/18/2011 9:24:33 PM |
cheezitman All American 1245 Posts user info edit post |
I would like to represent the latinos. My neck is covered with tattoos and i speak spanish and like tacos. I can start recruiting in fuquay-varina (little mexico of the triangle) and garner areas (plus its more rural so we can grow marijuana and cocoa for cash) 8/18/2011 9:24:38 PM |
JT3bucky All American 23242 Posts user info edit post |
Probably want to contact Pat Dabney and GregH yer about filling some roles. 8/18/2011 9:26:50 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
^^AHA, yeah, we'll be dominating the chocolate pot brownie market in no time!
^AHA
[Edited on August 18, 2011 at 9:27 PM. Reason : ] 8/18/2011 9:26:55 PM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
Why would you even want Garner? 8/18/2011 9:49:09 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
Marlo really took advantage of an opportunity here. nicely done. 8/18/2011 10:06:31 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
^^For the chocolate! 8/18/2011 10:09:27 PM |
The Dude All American 6502 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Why would you even want Garner?
" |
^what she said. For that same reason I would also like to take over Knightdale. I would have a chocolate triangle surrounding Raleigh. Knightdale to the northeast, Durham to the northwest and Garner to the south.8/18/2011 10:12:59 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62426 Posts user info edit post |
we already have a criminal empire here
they all meet up at the capitol building 8/18/2011 10:13:02 PM |
The Dude All American 6502 Posts user info edit post |
I'd also like to official announced James Crouch as my personal lawyer. I heard he comes highly regarded from TWW nation.
At the heart of every successful criminal organization there is an excellent lawyer. 8/18/2011 10:17:08 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62426 Posts user info edit post |
whats your street name gonna be?
The Dude? 8/18/2011 10:20:22 PM |