merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Dude stopped me at work and told me this out of the fucking blue. I was in a black shirt and I never met the guy in my life. At first I was like wtf, who does that? Then I was thinking that he has some serious balls and probably did me a big favor. 8/30/2011 12:00:04 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Fatty 8/30/2011 12:01:03 AM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
you shoulda been like "well big is my middle last name" 8/30/2011 12:02:10 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
MYTH BUSTERS 8/30/2011 12:03:09 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^^
8/30/2011 12:03:55 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
I love wearing stripes.
8/30/2011 12:06:49 AM |
mizzo All American 3541 Posts user info edit post |
Stripes are awesome 8/30/2011 12:08:42 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Oh, and it's horizontal stripes. I fucking love horizontal stripes. Vertical stripes makes me think of a bowling league uniform. 8/30/2011 12:09:46 AM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52906 Posts user info edit post |
Don't wear stripes, it makes you look merbig.
[Edited on August 30, 2011 at 12:10 AM. Reason : ] 8/30/2011 12:10:21 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
zing! 8/30/2011 12:14:04 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
I love horizontal stripes
TWO SETS OF STRIPES
8/30/2011 12:14:53 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
See, that looks nice! 8/30/2011 12:15:40 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27750 Posts user info edit post |
fatty convention ITT 8/30/2011 12:33:28 AM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
hey guys I heard there's a sale at Marshall's 8/30/2011 12:54:59 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I mean, there's some truth to it. Vertical stripes make you look taller and leaner as long as your belly isn't stretching them out and horizontal stripes make you look the same height and as fat as you actually are.
I wear black shirts with vertical stripes exclusively.
[Edited on August 30, 2011 at 12:57 AM. Reason : s] 8/30/2011 12:56:48 AM |
AxlBonBach All American 45549 Posts user info edit post |
Hey Diddle Diddle You're thick in the Middle Your bottom's as big as the moon. If you can't go through life Wearing vertical stripes then stand next to a Macy's balloon. 8/30/2011 12:57:31 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1054674/Vertical-stripes-dont-help-look-slimmer--make-appear-fatter-scientists-told.html 8/30/2011 1:27:33 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27750 Posts user info edit post |
NEWSFLASH: FAT PEOPLE LOOK FAT IN CLOTHES, SKINNY PEOPLE LOOK SKINNY 8/30/2011 2:02:38 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
omg, so that's what the big in merbig means... you fat fuck 8/30/2011 2:44:44 AM |
tchenku midshipman 18579 Posts user info edit post |
idk i think horizontal stripes are actually slimming 8/30/2011 7:35:03 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Fat people shouldn't wear horizontal stripes. Tall people shouldn't wear vertical stripes. 8/30/2011 7:36:42 AM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
I'm tall and skinny and I HATE horizontal stripes. I don't know why. The vertical ones just look like they have class. Not true for horizontal. Those either look like a sailor or trash. 8/30/2011 7:44:44 AM |
TallyHo All American 11744 Posts user info edit post |
there's a limit to how helpful vertical stripes are . . .
a slightly overweight person in a vertical striped shirt looks a little slimmer than usual
a fat person in a vertical striped shirt looks like a watermelon
[Edited on August 30, 2011 at 10:01 AM. Reason : -] 8/30/2011 9:58:01 AM |
Wraith All American 27246 Posts user info edit post |
I wear shirts with diagonal stripes. 8/30/2011 10:33:56 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
i like to wear vertical striped shirts with diagonal striped ties
i'm an optical illusion
ok, i do not. 8/30/2011 10:34:54 AM |
appamali All American 4476 Posts user info edit post |
For some reason this thread is a 9.5/10 comedy. 8/30/2011 10:35:27 AM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
Zig-Zag!
8/30/2011 11:22:24 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I wore horizontal stripes today. Fuck the haters. 8/30/2011 6:35:27 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Today I am wearing vertical stripes. Horizonal stripes make me feel wider. 8/30/2011 6:38:07 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
You should have horizontal stripes go around dat ass.
8/30/2011 6:44:18 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Attn Merbig:
Quote : | "Man decapitated after domestic dispute in Yorktown Posted: 08/30/2011 3:44 PM Home By Cindy Clayton The Virginian-Pilot © August 30, 2011
YORKTOWN
A man died after being decapitated following a domestic dispute this morning.
York-Poquoson Sheriff’s Office deputies went to the 100 block of Nathan Place shortly after 10 a.m. this morning on a report of a domestic dispute, according to a sheriff’s office news release.
Minutes later, a utility trailer was spotted on fire at the intersection of Holmes Boulevard and Wolftrap Road near the entrance to the Nathan Place subdivision.
Deputies and firefighters went to the scene and approached the burning trailer, attached to a Ford Explorer with the driver still inside.
Deputies tried to persuade the driver to get out of the vehicle, but the man refused.
A fire officer noticed a line extending from a nearby tree was wrapped around the driver’s neck. When deputies tried to get the man out, he hit the gas pedal and was pulled out of the Explorer by the line and decapitated, the release says." |
This man was nice enough to illustrate what you need to do.8/30/2011 6:48:38 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I need to drive a Ford Explorer? 8/30/2011 6:51:44 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Following directions does not include picking and choosing individual steps in the process and declaring mission accomplished. 8/30/2011 7:01:35 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
You're a horrible manager because you did not make that clear. Please make like a deer and get hit by a car. 8/30/2011 8:03:09 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Following directions the correct way should go without saying. 8/30/2011 9:20:33 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
You're a horrible poster for your inability to stay on topic. Please find your way through to hood of a 2008 Dodge Durango.
In other news, women should wear pants with a heavy concentration of stripes on dat ass. 8/30/2011 9:42:29 PM |
occamsrezr All American 6985 Posts user info edit post |
lol@merbig 8/30/2011 10:01:37 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
8/30/2011 10:11:16 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
pissss coming out my asssss 8/30/2011 10:19:41 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Looks like she put a turkey baster up her ass and filled that cavity up with water. 8/30/2011 10:22:01 PM |