So horrible

I mean, I know it has TERRIBLE ratings but we at least thought it would be funny terrible.. No. When a movie is only 82? minutes long and it feels like it has been longer than an HP film, you know it's bad.


If you're curious as to what the monster is.....



** SPOILER **

































Jiggling rocks that eventually look like spiders. -.-

[Edited on September 10, 2011 at 2:21 AM. Reason : I don't even know if I'll get responses, just going on a rant]

9/10/2011 2:20:52 AM

NTLB!

9/10/2011 12:27:38 PM

lol on most films related to space (Armageddon, etc.) the film company usually brings in someone from NASA to give recommendations on various things so that the techno jargon and accuracy that they come up with isn't completely ridiculous. Apparently for Apollo 18, they took one look at the script and what was going on and wanted absolutely nothing to do with it. That's saying a lot because Armageddon was very far fetched from a science point of view.

9/10/2011 12:31:38 PM

anytime i see a trailer where 1960s astronauts appear to have suit mobility i just back out

9/10/2011 12:44:47 PM

This would have been the 1970s, though.

9/10/2011 1:14:24 PM

Creativity has left the building.

9/10/2011 2:07:34 PM

I watched this because it was free, I was bored, and had an hour and a half to kill...

It was god awful.

I find it is best if you don't look directly at it... and maybe wear headphones.

9/10/2011 2:26:09 PM

Blair Witch Project meets Cloverfield

9/10/2011 2:26:31 PM

Dude

Don't disgrace the names of those movies by comparing them to this

That's how bad it was


And wraith, that makes a lot of sense, haha.... I liked how it looked like they had a little spaceship on a stick every time it was showed flying around

9/10/2011 6:08:02 PM

I haven't seen a commercial for this in a while, so my memory may be off. IIRC the commercial implied they launched a covert mission to the moon. How exactly do they pull that off?

9/10/2011 6:11:45 PM

They don't


My favorite part? At the end they gave updates on how they said each person died... And for each one thy did the dramatic writing, "Their body was never found"

NO WAY

9/10/2011 6:13:33 PM

Doubt I'll get shit for "spoilers".

I liked when they first discovered the Russian's dead body in the crater.
I liked when dude went insane with his crazy eyes and was getting the shakes, standing over his friend with the video camera, going batshit crazy with the hammer, and near the end trying to get to his friend in the Russian ship. That was all.

I would not have liked any of that if I had not seen it in a dark theater with a friend that knows how to shut the fuck up and be quiet.

9/11/2011 11:58:20 AM

The way they launch a covert mission to the moon is by stating the DoD needs to launch heavy unmanned cargo that requires a Saturn V rocket.

Samwise16: I was talking more about the filming style.

[Edited on September 11, 2011 at 9:07 PM. Reason : .]

9/11/2011 9:04:05 PM